It's That Time Again--Rank The Seasons in Lions, Tigers, Survivors

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It's That Time Again--Rank The Seasons

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dabu		#2421	[-]
Posts: 7371 02/13/12 06:21 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Holy hell that blog post. I never get tired of dismantling bullshit pro-Hantz arguments: Russell provided a great narrative voice and played a superb strategic game. He found two hidden immunity idols without any clues and a third with just one clue. That isn't strategy. Are Ralph and Kristina good players now, too? He somehow managed to not be voted out early on despite his overtly aggressive bully tactics. If you can say of any Survivor that they "somehow managed to not be voted out early on despite [anything they did]", then clearly they weren't a good player. If it's a "somehow" at all, then that means it wasn't good gameplay. I have literally never seen any Russtard type a sentence like this before. And somehow he managed to orchestrate a spectacular comeback when his Foa Foa tribe was down 8-4 at the merge. Yeah, the way that he played an Immunity Idol when he didn't need to and voted alongside the majority because of a plan Jaison invented and Natalie executed sure was some spectacular orchestration on his part. The way he made conflicting endgame promises with people who had known each other for weeks was not at all an unnecessary risk that hurt his position. And yet he didn't win because he didn't recognize the importance of voting people out without pissing them off. Right, which is why he sucked. I think a lot of it was that the Galu tribe members were just being sore losers. Funny -- they didn't seem to hate Natalie even though she also voted them all out. Surely it's still their own fault, though, and it can't be because of anything Russell himself did wrong.. right? Clearly human nature suddenly becomes a flaw in the game on day thirty-nine... right? They had a huge lead and squandered it completely and were looking for someone to blame. I suspect that Russell made a lot of deals and promises with them that we were never shown, and this was probably his downfall. He also made a lot of deals and promises with them that we were shown and that he'd have been a dumbass to follow through on. So that's also his fault and he sucks. You can't make promises with everyone and expect to win, because not only do you burn everyone, but no one respects someone who isn't truly allied with anyone but himself. So how the hell can you call this guy a "superb strategic player"? SAMOA was not unlike ALL-STARS in that like Boston Rob, Russell dominated the game strategically, getting rid of the strongest minds and convincing the weakest minds that he was taking them to the end, only to lose when the votes were read. And in that both have runners-up whom people seriously build up. I don't even get this guy -- he's laying out Russell's flaws in what is meant to be an argument for him.
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panurge46		#2422	[-]
Posts: 3178 02/13/12 06:33 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's easy to get that guy: He's a fan of Russell. To him, even Russell's underwear smells good.
Agent Lex		#2423	[-]
Posts: 897 02/13/12 06:36 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cfc wrote: Upolu wrote: Cfc wrote: WHAT???????????? Micronesia is easily a top 3 season. yeah but this moron ranked it as an unwatchable.... You know what's even harder to believe is the fact that you expect everyone to have the same opinion as you...
PoorYorick		#2424	[-]
Posts: 1932 02/13/12 06:38 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Come on, Dabu. Everyone knows that talking to the camera = good strategy. Best three seasons: Australia, Pearl Islands, Micronesia Second best three seasons: Borneo, Amazon, China
Cfc		#2425	[-]
Posts: 1737 02/13/12 06:46 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Agent Lex wrote: Cfc wrote: Upolu wrote: Micronesia is easily a top 3 season. yeah but this moron ranked it as an unwatchable.... You know what's even harder to believe is the fact that you expect everyone to have the same opinion as you... WTF???? Having a different opinion isn't same as being a idiot who ranks Micronesia as an unwatchable season
Sav		#2426	[-]
Posts: 1689 02/13/12 07:11 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wtf why would he want to see the kota 5 paging old fang????? That's boring .
Upolu		#2427	[-]
Posts: 5382 02/13/12 07:13 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sav wrote: Wtf why would he want to see the kota 5 paging old fang????? That's boring . I'm not sure what you mean by paging.... Do you mean Pagonging? I know they didn't but is that what your trying to say?
Beluga		#2428	[-]
Posts: 1 02/13/12 07:20 PM I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Best to Worst. Borneo Micronesia Hero vs Villains Pearl Islands Australia Marquesas Africa Nicaragua Tocantins China Vanuatu Cook Islands Panama Amazon Guatemala All Stars Samoa Thailand Palau South Pacific Fiji Redemption Islands Gabon
SeveC		#2429	[-]
Posts: 6596 02/13/12 07:22 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	greenday061892 wrote: Squidoo's Survivor Ranking Are they fucking serious? alol that shit just made my day
greenday061892		#2430	[-]
Posts: 4719 02/14/12 11:36 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Now don't get me wrong, I probably like Cook Islands a lot more than the next guy, but in no way do I think that it should be in the top 5 and get A-'s across the board.
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Sav		#2431	[-]
Posts: 1689 02/15/12 05:59 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Upolu wrote: Sav wrote: Wtf why would he want to see the kota 5 paging old fang????? That's boring . I'm not sure what you mean by paging.... Do you mean Pagonging? I know they didn't but is that what your trying to say? Pagoning. Dumb ass auto-correct on my iPhone. I think Gabon turned out great with the power Shift, it made the season more entertaining, even though we lost Corinne to early <3 :)
Dat Ass		#2432	[-]
Posts: 22 02/15/12 08:39 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	1. Pearl Islands 2. Gabon 3. China 4. Heroes Vs Villains 5. Nicaragua 6. Marquises 7. Fans Vs Favs 8. Tocantins 9. Exile Island 10. Palau 11. Cook Islands 12. Amazon 13. South Pacific 14. Guatemala 15. Vanuatu 16. Fiji 17. Australia 18. Borneo 19. Africa 20. Thailand 21. All Stars 22. Samoa 23. Redemption Island
satnaam		#2433	[-]
Posts: 5056 02/15/12 08:42 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Beluga wrote: Best to Worst. Borneo Micronesia Hero vs Villains Pearl Islands Australia Marquesas Africa Nicaragua Tocantins China Vanuatu Cook Islands Panama Amazon Guatemala All Stars Samoa Thailand Palau South Pacific Fiji Redemption Islands Gabon Gabon last? wow...that was a great season IMO
EverySurvivorEver		#2434	[-]
Posts: 3937 02/15/12 12:08 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cfc wrote: Agent Lex wrote: Cfc wrote: yeah but this moron ranked it as an unwatchable.... You know what's even harder to believe is the fact that you expect everyone to have the same opinion as you... WTF???? Having a different opinion isn't same as being a idiot who ranks Micronesia as an unwatchable season Why get so upset that someone actually ranked Micronesia the lowest? I mean is this impossible simply because you like it?
Taterman		#2435	[-]
Posts: 1692 02/15/12 12:28 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cfc wrote: Agent Lex wrote: Cfc wrote: yeah but this moron ranked it as an unwatchable.... You know what's even harder to believe is the fact that you expect everyone to have the same opinion as you... WTF???? Having a different opinion isn't same as being a idiot who ranks Micronesia as an unwatchable season Um, you just pretty much gave the definition of having a different opinion. I fail to see how disliking a season with little-to-no character developments, five quits/medivacs, and someone who argueably stumbled ass backwards into a win makes you an idiot. (Oh, and for the record I like Micronesia, but I can definitely understanding someone hating it. It's very frustrating whenever I watch to see most of my favorites go premerge, along with the other things I mentioned.)
Wasityou72		#2436	[-]
Posts: 124 02/15/12 07:03 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	EPIC SEASONS: "Madonna, Cher, Mariah, Diana Ross, Whitney, Celine" 1. Micronesia (Fans Vs. Favs): 2. Palau 3. Australia 4. Heroes Vs Villains GREAT SEASONS: "Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj" 5. Exile Island 6. Pearl Islands 7. Borneo 8. China GOOD SEASONS: "Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus" 9. All Stars 10. Gabon 11. Amazon 12. Redemption Island 13. Marquesas OK SEASONS: "Willow Smith" 14. Vanuatu 15. Africa 16. Tocantins MEH SEASONS: "Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn" 17. Samoa 18. Guatemala 19. Cook Islands SHITTY SEASONS: "Sanjaya Malakar" 20. Nicaragua 21. Thailand 22. South Pacific 23. Fiji Last Edited By: Wasityou72 02/15/12 07:30 PM. Edited 1 times.
survivorisdestiny		#2437	[-]
Posts: 2565 02/15/12 07:08 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cfc wrote: Five Stars Seasons (Perfect):Micronesia, Pearl Islands, Amazon, Heroes vs Villains NOTE: all this seasons have fucked up boot order and are unpredictable, all female winners Four Stars Seasons (Great):Gabon, Panama, Tocantins, China, Guatemala, Palau, Borneo, All Stars NOTE: all these seasons are strategic (except fucked up Gabon), male winners: 6/8 Three Stars Seasons (Average):Australian Outback, Africa, Marquesas, Vanuatu, South Pacific, Nicaragua, Cook Islands, Samoa NOTE: in 4/8 seasons minority wins, 5/8 had kinda unexpected winner Two Stars Seasons (Bad):Fiji, Thailand, Redemption Island NOTE: all three had a very obvious and dominating/deserving winner , all male winners Conclusion: We want One World to have a female winner and fucked up boot order. Women > Men (coming from the person with an avatar that has a woman kissing another woman) FIXED. Not my opinions, but let's be real with your assessment.
Cfc		#2438	[-]
Posts: 1737 02/15/12 07:20 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	survivorisdestiny wrote: Cfc wrote: Five Stars Seasons (Perfect):Micronesia, Pearl Islands, Amazon, Heroes vs Villains NOTE: all this seasons have fucked up boot order and are unpredictable, all female winners Four Stars Seasons (Great):Gabon, Panama, Tocantins, China, Guatemala, Palau, Borneo, All Stars NOTE: all these seasons are strategic (except fucked up Gabon), male winners: 6/8 Three Stars Seasons (Average):Australian Outback, Africa, Marquesas, Vanuatu, South Pacific, Nicaragua, Cook Islands, Samoa NOTE: in 4/8 seasons minority wins, 5/8 had kinda unexpected winner Two Stars Seasons (Bad):Fiji, Thailand, Redemption Island NOTE: all three had a very obvious and dominating/deserving winner , all male winners Conclusion: We want One World to have a female winner and fucked up boot order. Women > Men (coming from the person with an avatar that has a woman kissing another woman) FIXED. Not my opinions, but let's be real with your assessment. I don't get what you want to say with ' coming from the person with an avatar that has a woman kissing another woman' ??? My love for Catalie and Parv has nothing to do with Women > Men ...
Andr913		#2439	[-]
Posts: 7188 02/15/12 07:42 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wasityou72 wrote: EPIC SEASONS: "Madonna, Cher, Mariah, Diana Ross, Whitney, Celine" 1. Micronesia (Fans Vs. Favs): 2. Palau 3. Australia 4. Heroes Vs Villains GREAT SEASONS: "Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj" 5. Exile Island 6. Pearl Islands 7. Borneo 8. China GOOD SEASONS: "Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus" 9. All Stars 10. Gabon 11. Amazon 12. Redemption Island 13. Marquesas OK SEASONS: "Willow Smith" 14. Vanuatu 15. Africa 16. Tocantins MEH SEASONS: "Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn" 17. Samoa 18. Guatemala 19. Cook Islands SHITTY SEASONS: "Sanjaya Malakar" 20. Nicaragua 21. Thailand 22. South Pacific 23. Fiji If you switched HvsV/Cooks and Nicaragua/RI, I would love this ranking.
JLK Name		#2440	[-]
Posts: 32425 02/17/12 12:11 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hopefully after One World is over, it will be in everybody's top ten including mine!
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