The faux-anxiety and surprise are getting really old.
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BREATHE, CLAY, YOU MUPPETFACED FUCK
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 analprobst |
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I'm not even watching, but I can see it.
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Jackie |
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Posts: 846 (05/07/03 6:47 PM) |
Totally. He wasn't even part of the Ruben/Josh "cliffhanger," he'd have to be fucking retarded to not know he was safe.
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I Hate Celine |
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Posts: 3535 (05/07/03 6:48 PM) |
Best. Subject line. Ever.
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 SmalltownBoy |
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Posts: 6965 (05/07/03 6:49 PM) Registered user |
 Fans of the untalented three are so funny. |
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Jeane the Vampire |
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Posts: 968 (05/07/03 6:50 PM) Registered User |
Why did people call Trenyce a muppet? Clay is the true Jim Henson creation.
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KimsABiatch |
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Posts: 61 (05/07/03 6:53 PM) |
He always looks as though he's just taken a bunch of tests for venereal diseases and the results have come back negative.
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Posts: 0 (05/07/03 6:54 PM) |
So who are the bottom 2?
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analprobst |
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Posts: 13521 (05/07/03 6:55 PM) Registered User |
The fans, and human dignity.
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Posts: 0 (05/07/03 6:56 PM) |
My right ear and my left ear.
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PieceOfSquash |
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Posts: 13311 (05/07/03 6:56 PM) Registered user |
He looks like a Who from How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 34806 (05/07/03 6:58 PM) Registered user |
Jesus Christ, it looks like Clay is passing a kidney stone tonight! What the fuck is wrong with him. Its weird. I almost think like he might be in physical pain.
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kooyah |
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Posts: 5421 (05/07/03 6:59 PM) |
I wish Clay would just burst into tears already. It's obvious enough that he can barely hold them back.
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TUNA JUICE |
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Posts: 15 (05/07/03 7:05 PM) |
I really wanted him to cry.
If he was really THAT tense and worried, he would cry with relief each time. But he just feigns relief for a moment and then starts grinning. 
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Special Potion |
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Posts: 264 (05/07/03 7:07 PM) |
Somebody hand that motherfucker a paper bag or something. He was still at it after Josh got booted.
YOU'RE STAYING, ASSHOLE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN! |
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MikeRotch17 |
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Posts: 2361 (05/07/03 7:08 PM) Registered user |
I can't wait until he actually gets booted.
This message has been brought to you by Mike Rotch. |
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neomatrix925 |
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Posts: 2724 (05/07/03 7:09 PM) Registered User |
It was because he obvioiusly wanted Kim to stay.
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chiquita banana republic |
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Posts: 88 (05/07/03 7:10 PM) |
My fiance thought he was going to blow chunks.
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SmalltownBoy |
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Posts: 6965 (05/07/03 7:10 PM) Registered user |
Mike, he's not going to get booted.
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Jinx707 |
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Posts: 889 (05/07/03 7:10 PM) Registered user |
Clay has the satisfaction of never being in the bottom 2. Next week, he'll be in the bottom 3 and puke his guts out and die before they tell him his fate.
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static cling |
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Posts: 2495 (05/07/03 7:11 PM) Registered User |
It's just so fake. It makes me sick. What a drama queen.
You don't go from extremely nervous to a wide happy grin in a split second like that if it's real. |
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
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- MESS Hall Archive
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
