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GoodNeighborgirl	Re: Question	#701	[-]
Posts: 23186 04/15/07 05:48 PM Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	*Quote:* I hope you know we'll be disputing your workmans compensation claim. I've finally found a spot where I can really make a difference for this project.
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Ed the Proctologist	Re: Question	#702	[-]
Posts: 72 04/15/07 10:23 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I sure could've used a pair of goggles Friday when I had to clear an emergency blockage in Mrs. Goldfarb.
Unregistered(d)	Re: Question	#703	[-]
Posts: 0 04/15/07 10:26 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope it wasn't gefilte fish.
Ed the Proctologist	Re: Question	#704	[-]
Posts: 72 04/15/07 10:37 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can say with clarity that the blockage wasn't a fish of any type. She had developed an anal fistula which contributed to the stool blockage. It took a speculum, my index finger and warm bag of saline to manually flush it out. Unfortunately Mrs. Goldfarb doesn't listen to instruction and decided to assist me by forcing her anal muscles during my procedure, thereby using her rectum as a poop cannon. My tie is ruined and sadly I was in mid-yawn.
pie123452001	Re: Question	#705	[-]
Posts: 41659 04/15/07 10:40 PM Lot Lizard Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kudos.
Omnipponit	Re: Question	#706	[-]
Posts: 8823 04/15/07 10:45 PM Lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yannow, using the leftover PVC piping from this project and Angela's shitballs, I think we could make a poop cannon that could reach the sun.
2manypixiestix	Re: Question	#707	[-]
Posts: 17248 04/15/07 11:42 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Do we know what happens to poop at those extreme temperatures? The flaming-bag-of-doorstep poop gives off some pretty noxious odors, I think we can at least expect more of the same. Has the Canada Arm been deployed as a flinging device? I know I should go back and look.....
Aunt Pappy	Re: Question	#708	[-]
Posts: 12188 04/15/07 11:55 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You fukkers are crazy!
GoodNeighborgirl	Re: Question	#709	[-]
Posts: 23186 04/16/07 07:51 AM Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think I need a work sponsored shrink. I had a dream about this shit last night.
Hoodoo Rhythm Devil	Re: Question	#710	[-]
Posts: 9343 04/16/07 08:03 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Poop cannons are reckless and irresponsible. Poopapults are the wave of the future.
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GoodNeighborgirl	Re: Question	#711	[-]
Posts: 23186 04/16/07 08:04 AM Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	*Quote:* Poopapults are the wave of the future. but watch out for midget kids getting hurt.
Unregistered(d)	Re: Question	#712	[-]
Posts: 0 04/16/07 09:35 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I really wouldn't blame Mrs. Goldfarb. You were going the wrong way on a one way street. It's not unreasonable to expect an accident in such a situation.
amikino	Re: Question	#713	[-]
Posts: 275 04/16/07 11:23 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope Ed was wearing his regulation goggles.
azcanadienne	Re: Question	#714	[-]
Posts: 3681 04/17/07 10:19 AM MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	page five? I don't think so
GoodNeighborgirl	Re: Question	#715	[-]
Posts: 23186 04/17/07 10:30 AM Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	you're a top worker, put in for a raise and I'll to to bat with Ned for ya!
Unregistered(d)	Re: Question	#716	[-]
Posts: 0 04/17/07 10:33 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I fear our vernemikes have drifted off into interstellar space.
2manypixiestix	Re: Question	#717	[-]
Posts: 17248 04/17/07 10:37 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maybe they have been aliennapped. Did they have probe-proof suits? Well, for the Mike part anyways.
amikino	Re: Question	#718	[-]
Posts: 275 04/17/07 10:40 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hoodoo's been asked why he's wearing those goggles. People are starting to ask questions. Ed should claim the www.vernemike.com website now before someone else gets it.
superguppie	Re: Question	#719	[-]
Posts: 29460 04/17/07 10:53 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Good news. I think I found someone who can really help with this project.
GoodNeighborgirl	Re: Question	#720	[-]
Posts: 23186 04/17/07 10:55 AM Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dammit, guppie get some Googles on that man.
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