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izad |
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omg what a fucking insult to us asians
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kurs10b |
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Does anyone else think that kid is wearing a wig?
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Tigerjag |
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Airbrushed so that all three have the exact same hair color! Ick.
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PeachessandCreeams |
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tarzan groupie |
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Can someone copy and paste the following into this thread? The site is blocked for me:
www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/hollywood_tellall_book_exclusive_pellicanos_enforcer_the_heterosexual_tom_cruise_and_more_scandal_chapter.phtml Here's the lead in, from defamer: Hollywood Interrupted recently published a chapter from a "book-in-progress" by Anthony Pellicano-heavy/gay porn producer/general skeazebag-about-town Paul Barresi. In it, Barresi writes of the time a gay hustler known as Big Red approached him between takes on a porn set, offering up many anecdotes of lusty, same-sex encounters with paying celebrities, most notably among them a detailed account of a wrestling mat tryst with Tom Cruise. (The chapter is here, though you'll find yourself rummaging under the kitchen sink for industrial solvents and SOS pads to scrub yourself with once you're done.) The Scoop approached Scary Hollywood Lawyer Bertram "Bert" Fields for his response: Cruise's lawyer, Bert Fields, told the Scoop that the allegations made by Barresi are "utterly, one hundred percent false" and "we can prove it." He adds, "If Mr. Barresi were to publish what we have seen on that Web site, I absolutely would recommend appropriate legal action against both Mr. Barresi and the publisher." Fields also says that he's "considering" steps to have the chapter removed from the Web site. Seeing as the ball-stroking, singlet-sporting Cruise of Big Red's recollections doesn't exactly jibe with the proud father, husband-in-waiting, and late-to-the-party Redskins fanatic we've come to know over the past week, we are hardly surprised that Fields is willing to bring out the heavy artillery in shooting down this particular tell-all missile. Should initial efforts to remove the offending passages not prove effective, we imagine fearsome Fields will promptly move on to Plan B, initiating the first stages of a Constitutional amendment outlawing the false-gay-innuendo spreading scourge known as the internet altogether. |
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Tigerjag |
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It's 10 pages long in a tiny type when I pasted it into a word document. That could kill this thread.
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tarzan groupie |
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Bummer.
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garblue |
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From that website: What Tom said to some gay porn actor
"Strip down to your underwear and play with me for a little while." OMG, how could he resist? ![]() |
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Tigerjag |
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Vote for Tomatie as the duo of whom you are most TIRED right here!
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WiscBadger95 |
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Here's the good part from the link TG posted ...
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Tigerjag |
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Quote: Not many votes, but Tomatie is winning! |
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WiscBadger95 |
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All quiet on the Psycho Asswipe front?!?
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2ManyAndersons |
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Careful, Badgie. I thought the same thing then a day later the Suri pics came out.
Maybe we'll get lucky this time. Since you mentioned it any incriminating pics of Tommy Boy playing "Hide the Salami" with some boytoy should be coming out...(no pun intended) now! |
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BoeschFan |
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Well, tomorrow is ...
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atherella |
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Not sure how I always missed this thread. And not sure if this pic was posted dozens of pages ago, but it's funny....
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WiscBadger95 |
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Sounds like the Psycho Asswipe is porking up ...
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hersavvyness |
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www.usmagazine.com/node/3142
US EXCLUSIVE: Tom and Katie's Rep Confirms November 18 Wedding After a year and a half of anticipation, on October 20, friends and family of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise finally got what they have been waiting for: a wedding invitation. Us has learned exclusively that guests were notified late in the day to be free the weekend of November 16-19. The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms the wedding will take place November 18 in Italy--"All those details are correct," he says--and tells Us "proper security measures are being taken" to keep the vows private. The invites are just the latest detail scratched off the couple's "I do" to-do list. Italian designer Giorgio Armani has confirmed to Us that he will create Holmes' wedding dress. "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my anus," Armani, who will also whip up Cruise's wedding wear, tells Us. "It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment." It's a moment that's been a long time coming--Holmes, 27, and Cruise, 44, have been engaged since June 2005. And for months, Cruise's stock answer to wedding-date questions was, "Summer," then, as summer passed, "Soon!" But now that everything is falling into place, a source tells Us, "They are so excited!" |
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PeachessandCreeams |
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Quote: I feel so dirty after reading this... |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Things that have happened on Nov. 18th:
1421 - A seawall at the Zuider Zee dike breaks, flooding 72 villages and killing about 10,000 people in the Netherlands. 1942 - Holocaust: German SS carry out selection of Jewish ghetto in Lviv, western Ukraine, arresting 5.000 "unproductive Jews". All get deported to Belzec death camp. 1943 - Holocaust: Aktion Emtefest: Nazis liquidate Janowska concentration camp in Lviv, western Ukraine, murdering at least 6.000 surviving Jews. German SS leader Fritz Katzman declares Lviv (Lemberg) to be Judenfrei (free from the Jews). 1970 - Singer Jerry Lee Lewis divorces his third wife, Myra Gail, after 12 years. 1978 - Jonestown incident: In Guyana, Jim Jones leads his Peoples Temple cult in a mass murder-suicide that claims 918 lives in all, 909 of them at Jonestown itself, including over 270 children. 1982 - Duk Koo Kim dies unexpectedly from injuries sustained during a 14-round match against Ray Mancini in Las Vegas. 1987 - Iran-Contra scandal: The U.S. Congress issues its final report on the Iran-Contra affair. 1987 - King's Cross fire: In London, 31 people die in a fire at the city's busiest underground station at King's Cross St Pancras. 1996 - A fire occurs in the Channel Tunnel soon after it opens. 1997 - Gary Glitter is arrested in the United Kingdom on child pornography charges. 1999 - In College Station, Texas, 12 are killed and 27 injured at Texas A&M University when a huge bonfire under construction collapses. 2005 - Robert Blake was found liable for the wrongful death of his wife in a civil trial. The jury has ordered him to pay $30 million. |
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WiscBadger95 |
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How long before PATC starts turning all of UA's profits over to the Co$?
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