Before I get into what this even is, allow me to point out the obvious. Survivor is not what it used to be.
For you babies still in your teen years, allow me to explain. Survivor was a pop culture phenomenon when it started. It was everywhere. It was so popular, the writers of Scary Movie 2 even decided to write an unfunny joke about it. Back then, it was easier to find a player to root for, because the editing was more even handed. Now, I tend to just root for whichever females I find to be the cutest, because why not, right? We are in an era, where the winner is pretty much obvious since episode 1. There used to be some semblance of doubt as to who would win. If you didn’t think Kim was obviously going to win last season, you’re not just wrong, you’re stupid. Her saying she thought she didn’t win, was poorly veiled humility.
Survivor casting has been very subpar for years, and therefore has made it so cast announcements are no longer exciting. My goal is to come up with a way to make it interesting for people who think CBS should just let the show die already. I came up with a drinking game to make things interesting again. The cast announcement should be made, within the next few weeks, assuming, the web monkeys don’t fuck it up like last year. With that being said, here, are the rules:
Take 1 shot:
Every contestant in their 20’s.
Every obvious recruit.
Take 2 shots:
Every contestant from California.
Every non-Caucasian contestant.
Take 3 shots:
Every time someone compares themselves to a contestant on Heroes VS Villains.
Any contestant, who is/could be considered a celebrity.
Take 4 shots:
Out of pure shock, every applicant.
If someone compares themselves to a contestant from the previous season.
Take 5 shots:
If for some reason someone compares themselves to Jenna Lewis