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Gatorzzz		#21	[-]
Posts: 8363 05/28/12 11:25 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	how could you rob this
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Sole Survivor		#22	[-]
Posts: 1875 05/28/12 11:42 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hahaha sorry to anyone who has a sidekick I missed - it's because I haven't seen the film enough to rank them.
Sole Survivor		#23	[-]
Posts: 1875 05/28/12 12:33 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	21. Abu - Aladdin I don't know how popular or unpopular this elimination is going to be but like Cogsworth, I don't remember much from Abu. He's just kind of there, and whenever he shows up, I think he's annoying. I remember when Aladdin willingly gave his stolen bread to the needy little kids and Abu only did when Aladdin told him to. I get that he's hungry but if Aladdin can give up the bread, I think the two pound monkey can too. Overall, he's just a sassy mofo who I found pretty irritating. The only reason he beats Cogsworth is because at least he's sort of cute looking.
white lancer		#24	[-]
Posts: 2288 05/28/12 12:49 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cogsworth meh. Abu robbage! He was the worst sidekick in his movie by far but that's only because the other two are among the best sidekicks ever. ETA: I forgot Rajah was on the list, but Abu > Rajah.
SmashItWithAHamma		#25	[-]
Posts: 2318 05/28/12 01:02 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cogsworth <3. Blathering nags <3
Sole Survivor		#26	[-]
Posts: 1875 05/28/12 03:33 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	20. Pascal - Tangled I just don't see anything special about him. His only memorable moment was when he was on Rapunzel's hair motioning for Flynn Rider (?) to calm down, which was kind of funny. Other than that, he doesn't really have a distinctive characteristic that can bring him higher up the list. Spoiler [+] Next elimination: someone unexpected
white lancer		#27	[-]
Posts: 2288 05/28/12 03:50 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yep, Pascal wasn't anything special. Pretty much just a generic animal sidekick.
wolfytheblack		#28	[-]
Posts: 5612 05/28/12 04:23 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Him and Maximus (Maximillion? Whatever the hell his name is) were way better in that wedding short since it was all about them. Last Edited By: wolfytheblack 05/28/12 05:03 PM. Edited 1 times.
Lexxan		#29	[-]
Posts: 16141 05/28/12 04:56 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maximus the horse is like superoverrated. Like... it's the Britney Haynes of Tangled.
star jumper		#30	[-]
Posts: 65333 05/29/12 04:01 AM I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Who is that in your avi, Lexx??
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JLK Name		#31	[-]
Posts: 32405 05/29/12 04:26 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tangled/Aladdin <3
Paparazzi		#32	[-]
Posts: 4721 05/29/12 05:36 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	genie and mushu ftw
Zesty66		#33	[-]
Posts: 6050 05/29/12 05:41 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ABU WAS SO FUCKING ROBBED Sebastian BEST win this shit.
ohmyheck		#34	[-]
Posts: 212 05/29/12 06:20 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Still pretty crushed that Iago was left out of this
Sole Survivor		#35	[-]
Posts: 1875 05/29/12 02:37 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	19. Tinkerbell - Peter Pan This elimination will probably be the most controversial but I'm eliminating Tinkerbell. She's obviously extremely iconic in the world of Disney sidekicks but personally, she annoys the crap out of me. She's constantly jealous of Wendy and then Wendy's daughter and the attention they get from Peter Pan. Not really sure if that's because she likes Peter Pan romantically or because he's her best friend but either way, it's pretty desperate. I also remember her being pretty mean to Wendy at first because of that jealousy and even though she warms up to her later, in my mind, it's not enough to redeem her. Spoiler [+] Next Elimination: A character that's rather insignificant
white lancer		#36	[-]
Posts: 2288 05/29/12 02:43 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Not really a Tinkerbell fan so I'm okay with her elimination, even if I didn't expect it this early.
GauchGauch		#37	[-]
Posts: 5067 05/29/12 02:56 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I fucking hate Tinkerbitch but that's because she killed two adorable characters in a dark Peter Pan prequel that had nothing to do with Disney. I hate all her incarnations now. R.I.P Picouangel and Rosegoddess Forever in my heart here I go again lamenting on the death of minor unreal characters
Sole Survivor		#38	[-]
Posts: 1875 05/29/12 03:46 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	18. Rajah - Aladdin Like the last spoiler said, Rajah is pretty insignificant. He was only in a select few scenes in which he was just jealous of Jasmine and the attention she gave Aladdin and that didn't really affect any part of the story. He was cute, sure, but in the grand scheme of thing, he meant nothing in the movie compared to the other Aladdin sidekicks (Genie, carpet, Abu). Points for the cuteness factor though. Thanks for all the comments - I take everything into consideration.
kenc333		#39	[-]
Posts: 13543 05/29/12 03:56 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd like to continue my campaign for Flounder then please ^_^ As a child growing up, Flounder was truly one of my personal heroes since he lived the life I always wanted: Being a cute and naive little homo living under the sea with his ginger bestie and a cave full of treasure. I was such a dreamer back then <3 I bought a stuffed version of Flounder from Disney World in 2005, but sadly I gave him away so that he may inspire other children, though I often wonder how different my life would be if I hadn't let him go. wistful sigh
wolfytheblack		#40	[-]
Posts: 5612 05/29/12 04:04 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I totally agree with Tinkerbell's placement, she's a jealous bitch, and then in later incarnations, a vapid snooty bitch. And she wasn't just mean to Wendy, she fucking tried to kill her!
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