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CoachStealthFuck	CSF ranks One World as Casting Choices (#18-16 up!)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2706 05/16/12 11:08 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BOYAKASHA! I didn't want to do a normal cast ranking for two reasons. One, you fucks are all doing them, and two, there'd be a fuckload of comments like "OMG I can't believe Kourtney is out!" and "If Matt's not first out I'm not following!" So I'm gonna rank the 18 cast members in terms of their value as casting choices: for the mentally not-up-there-with-me, that means ranking them on what they brought to the table to help make a good Survivor. STAY TUNE MUTHAFUCKAS! Last Edited By: CoachStealthFuck 05/17/12 03:59 AM. Edited 2 times.
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RyAn MaGnEr 87		#1	[-]
Posts: 7591 05/16/12 11:20 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If Michael is not # 1 then i'm not following.
CoachStealthFuck		#2	[-]
Posts: 2706 05/16/12 11:29 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#18 - LEIF MANSON (9th Place) Oops, missed him. Really, Leif, when the only thing you bring to the season is your height (or lack thereof), you're pretty much already a waste of space (even though you don't take up much). Leif was an incredibly nice guy, had genuine heart, loved everyone, = not amazing tv. He brought nothing in terms of gameplay and humor, and although there was the episode 4 shenanigans, honesty doesn't often make for compelling television. His inability to speak fluidly is another disadvantage the little man had. The celebrations were pretty funny too, but in total that was less than 20 seconds of the show . Yeah. One advantage is that before the premiere you might hear "Did you know there's going to be a little person on Survivor?" which might draw a few people to the show, at least initially, but, really, his lack of airtime speaks for itself. Casting Value: 1 out of 10 fedoras Spoiler [+] 17/16: a simultaneous elimination of two.
dotsdfe		#3	[-]
Posts: 2533 05/16/12 11:55 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah he had to be last, since it was obvious he was cast to draw a few extra viewers. It sure as hell wasn't his personality. Kim, Troy, Tarzan, and Sabrina (mostly because of her casting story) FTW.
AlphaBetaGamma		#4	[-]
Posts: 2181 05/17/12 12:11 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Leif was a worse casting mistake than all the half-dead old guys like Mike Borassi and Papa Smurf. The casting people must've been high when testing Leif's ability to make confessionals. #1 belongs to one of Kat/Tarzan/Kim.
white lancer		#5	[-]
Posts: 2288 05/17/12 03:49 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yep, correct last place. I'm sure Leif is a perfectly nice guy but he has no redeeming qualities whatsoever as a Survivor character.
CoachStealthFuck		#6	[-]
Posts: 2706 05/17/12 03:58 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#17 & #16: Chelsea Meissner & Sabrina Thompson Anticipation faces ftw. The main reason that these two supremely fail is that, as they both openly detailed in any one of their interviews, is that they did not want to/care about winning. And I'm not talking about not wanting to win in a fun and trainwrecky Phillip or Sugar way, but that they were incredibly content not making an effort to win, and basically giving Kim money. Unmotivated = boring, as far as I can see. Therefore, neither brought much to the table in terms of gameplay, as they both stuck to their alliance in a Ometepe-type way. Neither of them were the sort of crazies that create drama or tension, although Chelsea's bitching people out was something, if anything. They did receive a lot of airtime due to their F3 status, however it was primarily dedicated to other characters, i.e. Colton/Tarzan. If I had to give one the edge over, it'd be Sabrina because she was a better talker throughout the show. Altogether, though, they really were not inspired recruitments on either part. Casting Value: 1.5 out of 10 fake racks Spoiler [+] #15: Another Woman.
linesinaconversation		#7	[-]
Posts: 1 05/17/12 01:11 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah so, as expected, your first ranking is a failure. What the fuck qualifications do you have to judge good casting choices when you have Grant fucking Mattos in your avatar?! I don't even like Chelsea, but I can still recognize what she brought to the season. Go back to Proper, you know-nothing piece of shit.
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The Purple Parrot		#8	[-]
Posts: 14956 05/17/12 01:26 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	linesinaconversation wrote: Yeah so, as expected, your first ranking is a failure. What the fuck qualifications do you have to judge good casting choices when you have Grant fucking Mattos in your avatar?! I don't even like Chelsea, but I can still recognize what she brought to the season. Go back to Proper, you know-nothing piece of shit.
AKAChip		#9	[-]
Posts: 1134 05/17/12 01:36 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've been waiting for a DragonSlayerCoach ranking!
dabu		#10	[-]
Posts: 7354 05/17/12 01:50 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	grant is amazing
mato290		#11	[-]
Posts: 6363 05/17/12 01:52 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	linesinaconversation wrote: Yeah so, as expected, your first ranking is a failure. What the fuck qualifications do you have to judge good casting choices when you have Grant fucking Mattos in your avatar?! I don't even like Chelsea, but I can still recognize what she brought to the season. Go back to Proper, you know-nothing piece of shit. X
GauchGauch		#12	[-]
Posts: 5067 05/17/12 02:17 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I mean, I don't think this ranking should be taken seriously (although I thought this would be a legit ranking when I saw that Leif was the first one out) ew @ Sacha Baron Cohen by the way. worst."funny"guy.ever. What a terrible way to endorse a thread.
spnintendo		#13	[-]
Posts: 12246 05/17/12 02:26 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lief being offended at the reunion about being called a little munchkin is the only thing I remember about him
PrettyGoodYear1988		#14	[-]
Posts: 9659 05/17/12 06:20 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I support this ranking.
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