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apparently jackie is actually named "JACQUE". that's not a name, though, so.

episode two yall

*what the h is up with this recap

"Ace and Sugar connected right off the bat" *clip of their one three-second interaction with one another*
"Kota's smallest tribe mate, Paloma, was making waves" *shows the entirety of paloma's airtime in the last episode*
"They did something that was completely OUT of character - made a unified decision" (ignore the fact that the first vote was unanimous, too)

*am i just remembering dan from someone's avatar? that would be kind of embarrassing
*the recurring storyline of Who Is Fang's Leader is so bizarre. like, they realize that "leader" is not an official position in survivor, right? maybe jeff's stupid leader election threw them off or something, because while this tribe is dysfunctional they would probably be a lil better off if every other conversation didn't go something like:

Are you are leader?
I don't want to be our leader.
Seems to me like you're doing an awful lot of leading.
I have NEVER led in my life. I would never consider leading. Dan would be a good leader, though.

*paloma is so righteous re: ace. "I just wanna gag every time he opens his mouth."
*"You guys, stop getting so excited about a reward challenge. Who cares about material things. I'm the biggest creep in the world." -- ace


i'm pretty sure she held this same expression in reaction to his 'stop caring about the reward, guys!' speech for, like, 5 minutes

*"I KNEW they were going to pick me because they think I'm dumb, but they haven't talked to me yet (6)" - finally the first glimpse of sugar awesomeness

*do u think sugar was really staring eye to eye with an elephant.




"boring no idol here. better move on"

*pretty sweet blindside with the father's death revelation.

*sugar freaks out over some bugs*
*sugar is confused by the clue*
"MY DAD DIED SEVEN MONTHS AGO" *sobs*

*her entire exile journey is so inspirational. all chatting with the statue and everything

"Oh my god. Did I find……the thing."
"I can't believe I found it and the lawyer didn't. How funny is that."
*somewhere, dan starts sobbing uncontrollably. he does not know why.*

*lol @ sugar just chillin and munchin on some snax at the dramatic conclusion of the immunity challenge



*"i thought ace was an interesting guy" -- marcus


pictured above: ace, instantly achieving touchless orgasm

*oh my god kelly bursting onto the scene in a BIG way

"Kelly, Is Ace an asset to your tribe?"
"Um, in some cases, because he's almost condescending in a way"
"How is that a good thing?"
"It's not a good thing at all."

REACTION SHOT THEATRE: kelly's answer to a tc question edition






*paloma is KILLING it at tc.

"HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS BAG WITH HIM SO HE CAN'T BE THAT WORRIED."

"Do you think you two could have been brother and sister in another life?"
"Maybe. On another planet. In 1000 years. When I'm DEAD. :) :) :) :)"

plus this is probably the best non-gun drawing on a vote ever

*paloma, upon seeing vote 3:
paloma, upon seeing vote 4:

rip gurl gone too soon this season SUCKS all the good people are going early. maybe i've been tricked...

POWER RANKINGS

paloma
sugar
randy
gc
crystal
dan
kelly
bob
ken
charlie
susie
corinne
jacque
matty
marcus
ace

episode 3 :o)

*again, lol @ the recap. *dramatic slo-mo shots of Matty/Dan/Crystal* DESPITE HAVING THREE OF THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN THE GAME -- INCLUDING A FORMER OLYMPIC ATHLETE -- THE FANG TRIBE LOST THREE CHALLENGES IN A ROW *ignores the fact that gillian existed*
*i'm happy that kelly is sticking to her strategy of voting ace off b/c she doesn't like him
*more leader talk at fang!! this is simply enthralling. i LIKE dan and randy but matty and susie are non-presences really so i hope this alliance doesn't last! [ed: a switch 2 minutes later B)]
*Kenny Is A Giant Fucking Creep is the only storyline that can compete with charlie's marcobsession so far. his reaction to paloma getting voted off:



*crystal really is SO huge isn't she. being basically the same height as dan despite being two rungs lower <3



*with few exceptions kota decided to rank their tribe in reverse order of goodness
*my hatred for marcus was mostly based on him being a boring young white male who liked ace BUT now i hate him for who he is because he's giving a confessional shirtless with a suit coat


"'Oh, this? Just casually rockin some fine threads while lettin my abs breathe, thanks for noticing. Gotta keep stylish even on a desert island ;0' Yeah, I'm definitely pulling this the fuck off."

*ace's confessional hating on kelly is unconscionable. "Cause you're a whiny little [beat -- an internal debate rages. "Can i say bitch? I really, really want to say bitch. Better play it safe, Gordon."] ….cow. And, uh…." [stammers for 5 seconds, at a loss for words due to the regret sweeping over his body. "You blew it. This was your one chance to nail that whore for daring to cast a vote against you."]


"Hell, I'm faking this accent; I probably could have gotten away with cunt!"

*i like that susie was on the verge of tears and jeff just pays no attention
*matty and ace. at this moment in time, the fang tribe is the worst tribe ever to exist.
*"My biggest fear in this game is that Marcus and I will separate, because…" i paused at this moment to get the screencap below, which perfectly encapsulates the marcus/charlie relationship, but i am going to guess this sentence ends "…sure, after he's gone, I'll have the memories. But the memories start to fade, and soon I'll be tossing in bed at night, trying to force myself to dream about us sharing one last fleeting moment together, and I won't even be able to remember his face. I can't lose him. Not now; not ever."



oh he said "…we have each other's backs." close enough i guess? (actual lol @ the shot of him saying "I just love Marcus." and smiling the hugest fucking smile immediately afterwards)

*corinne is seriously unnaturally excited about the new buffs. no one else reacts at all and she's exclaiming yes + fist pumping + jumping up and down? its just some fabric girl, chill. survivor superstar eliza doesn't even bother to answer questions about how many buffs she owns; learn from the master
*"i walked up to my sugar shack" made anticlimactic azucar exile island worth it
*passive aggressive kelly <3 i pray to the lord this means ace's imminent downfall. also, she unironically + casually calls gc "g sizzle" how amazing is that.
*of COURSE marcus is showing them how to use the lacrosse stick. total lax bro. "yeah just some tricks i learned from my bud tanner, no biggie" -- marcus, probably
*oh my god, fang.

"KELLY GET IT"
*shot of kelly, motionless*
"KELLY THE BALL!"
*shot of kelly, motionless*
"KELLY GET HIM!!!!"
*kelly, annoyed, reluctantly sticks her paddle in the water*

"I can't control the boat : ("



this is basically the perfect image.

*"WATCH OUT, ACE IS BEHIND YOU!" charlie yelled to marcus, scared for his life that someone else would beat him to the holy grail
*why don't more people have reactions like gc and kelly to losing? "ugh, you guys we SERIOUSLY have to focus on our paddling in circular rafts and controlling balls with our oars so let's hunker down and be somber okay." just relax and tell kenny how much he sucked at the challenge, that's my motto
*jacque's skills of persuasion are seriously lacking.

"But why, why is Kelly, like…" -- her entire pitch to kenny on why kelly would be worse to keep

"Even if I vote with you, my vote will not count. We'll still be outnumbered" -- Kenny, on being the potential fourth vote for Kelly on a seven-person tribe
"Ya okay yr right that math checks out. But I still wanna be with you guys cause, like, I'm even more of an outsider than Kelly!"

it's almost endearing how pathetic she is at this point

*someone needs to teach jeff about sample sizes. "It's almost like there's something in the water over here!" -- powerful commentary re: a group of people who lost one (1) challenge
*did they really think they were Preserving The Suspense by showing matty saying "i don't think it should be you, but this it how it's going" but not revealing his vote? i wonder who that could possible be referring to; he seemed really firmly in kelly's camp
*kind of don't think you were playing the odds by spelling it "kelli", jacque. thank gawd she's gone; that was just an indefensible decision.

kelly
sugar
randy
crystal
charlie
ken
gc
jacque
dan
bob
corinne
susie
matty
ace
marcus

what a good cast :o)