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History tells us most men have small wenises

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04/13/12 09:16 PM

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This is Ares. God of war and violence. You'd think with those credentials, he'd have a massive schlong.

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vince deltaco

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04/13/12 09:19 PM

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:big manly step over the gaytrap tripwire:

StanleyStatistic

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04/13/12 09:21 PM

No, actually those who are fighters are compensating for their small cock.

History tells us that war mongers have small dicjks.

these days it's guys with BIG TRUCKS

vroom boys

that's okay there's more women folk for us real men with BiG COCKS

scribers

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04/13/12 09:22 PM

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What a way to be immortalized. I'd have probably tried to put that shield in front of my Tom Knox. It would have been a very natural pose.

jubal

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04/13/12 09:27 PM

I took his head...cold

Like most male posters in OT, I don't have that problem. My cock is simply huge, as is my bank account. Additionally, I am off the charts good looking, have lots of friends, live in a beautiful and expensive home, and fuck super models when I get bored. As a result of these blessings, I spend most of time posting on this message board and bragging regarding same. Sorry, losers.

BoeschFan

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04/13/12 09:30 PM

I'm perfectly content with Registered user

jubal wrote:
Like most male posters in OT, I don't have that problem. My cock is simply huge, as is my bank account. Additionally, I am off the charts good looking, have lots of friends, live in a beautiful and expensive home, and fuck super models when I get bored. As a result of these blessings, I spend most of time posting on this message board and bragging regarding same. Sorry, losers.

But you don't have a yacht. Which means 2man is still better than you.

Merely

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04/13/12 09:32 PM

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History tells us their cocks were flaccid.

GameShowMyAss

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04/13/12 09:32 PM

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HE JUST WENT SWIMMING

jubal

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04/13/12 09:33 PM

I took his head...cold

:::shakes fist and curses god:::

scribers

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04/13/12 09:34 PM

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"Check it out. I killed Medusa.Up here. Look. I got her head."

Remington Steele

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04/13/12 09:35 PM

Steroids. Mystery solved.

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Pseudo Propaganda

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04/13/12 09:35 PM

It looks like his cock snapped off. Maybe it was quite large. When I was in Greece I saw a statue of Bacchus with a massive erection.

GameShowMyAss

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04/13/12 09:37 PM

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Did anyone notice?

PennaPennaPenna

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04/13/12 09:38 PM

Premium, A1, tight-wad

I feel for you scribers. I really do. It's ok though. You can go ahead and open the bulge thread. It's ok!

skipabeat

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04/13/12 09:40 PM

Charming Nemesis

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04/13/12 09:42 PM

Double Crumpet Spy

I have taken multiple pictures of it for when my statue is made after my death. Want that sucker accurate. They can take more creative licence on the body.

May have it 3D laser scanned.

funkymunky

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04/13/12 09:49 PM

surefire way to dissapoint your girlfriend is to show her the statue you just carved with a huge cack.
he was just doing what all of us would do, whatever possible to make his seem bigger.

Charming Nemesis

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04/13/12 09:50 PM

Double Crumpet Spy

Under-promise and over-deliver.

skipabeat

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04/13/12 10:00 PM

Trainwreck

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04/13/12 10:05 PM

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jubal wrote:
Like most male posters in OT, I don't have that problem. My cock is simply huge, as is my bank account. Additionally, I am off the charts good looking, have lots of friends, live in a beautiful and expensive home, and fuck super models when I get bored. As a result of these blessings, I spend most of time posting on this message board and bragging regarding same. Sorry, losers.

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Sir, this is trainwreck's personal assistant. Train saw your post on his widescreen bathroom monitor while he was taking a dump and he asked me to post as his proxy to agree with your comments.

funkymunky

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04/13/12 10:07 PM

shithouse-proxy. damn, i'm impreeeeeessed!

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