Hello,
I'm Matt Quinlan, Attorney at Law
My law firm has filed a class action lawsuit against the Egyptions, Mayans, the continent of India and anyone else my paralegals can dig up who had anything to do with our currently used flawed numbering system. The numbering system should clearly be: 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9. Instead of the inaccurate order of: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Have you been damaged by the mistaken belief the 5 is more than 4? If so, then join my class action lawsuit.
Have you ever been playing poker and put down a pair of fours, and another player put down a pair of fives and told you 5's are more than 4's and took the pot? Then you are eligible for damages.
When you were in kindergarten, did your teacher try to tell you that
was more than
?
Then you are eligible for damages.
Did your grade school teacher try to tell you that 5 > 4, when the clearly correct answer is that 4 > 5. Then you are eligible for damages.
If you are Roman, did anyone ever try to tell you that V > IV. Plainly false. IV has more stuff than V so it has to be more.
If you have been damaged in any way by this imperfect numbering system, please come join my class action lawsuit today.
RC: Manano
IC: Salani
Boot: Matt
