SuitSnob wrote:

---

I found a way that we can explain
Robbin to a child:

Queen Stalk and Spam

(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)

I stalk Clay!

I stalk Clay!

I watch his Twitter feed all day

He wishes that I'd go away

I won't

I won't

I stalk Clay!

I track his Gay ass everywhere

And try to steal his underwear

I follow him inside the john

And wonder what is going on

I sit and wait for him to poop

So I can feel I'm in the loop

I wait until I hear a “plop”
And
then scream out, “Oh God...don't STOP!!!”

In stalls right next to his I dwell

And breathe and breathe the magic smell

I say “Your shit, it doesn't reek”

He says, “Leave me alone you FREAK!

I'm here to take a massive shit

And I can't stand your ass one bit

I'm waiting for a prostitute

Who's paid to say, “Oh gosh...you're
cute”

If he sees you he'll run off scared

For even callboys aren't prepared

For ugly fat things creeping in

To restrooms now you're peeping in

My stall you crazy ugly whore

I do not like this anymore

I wish that you would take a leap

And go stalk someone else you CREEP!”

But I still stay I'm such a fan

And my sweet Clay's the only man

That I can deal with he's no threat

He's homo and he's not a het

For breeding men think I'm a cow

Their standards just will not allow

A roll with me within the hay

(With cows that is the only way)

So I will stalk him on a bike

When he is with some massive dyke

Oh wait that is a guy, I'm wrong

Who there to suck on Clay's wee dong

Yes I will stalk from here to there

Yes I will stalk him everywhere

I'm not convinced he's truly Gay

And every day I pray and pry

That he'll be mine some magic day

I stalk Clay!

I stalk Clay!

I watch his Twitter feed all day

He wishes that I'd go away

I won't

I won't

I stalk Clay!