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#18 - Michelle Yi

(Survivor Fiji - 10th Place)

ok so i know my hate for michelle is pretty random (not wrong tho) and i understand if you don't agree with it but i have to stay true to my ~heart~ and rank her this low.

that being said, i never understood how the hell michelle has so many fans in the first place? like... what did she ever do? besides trying too hard to be all cutesy and utrp and ugh. i have to admit, part of my hate for her is that she gets so much love when the clearly superior asian females who got screwed over by editing (aka jenny and stacy) don't get the same attention and it makes me mad.

so i never really cared at all about michelle at first. she was just really bland and whatever and worked allegedly as earl's and yau-man's spy which  ew. and while many people creamed their pants over stuff like "OMG michelle made fire!!!" or "oh jesus she felt from the bench TROLOLOL " i was totally unimpressed. but then came the merge and this is when my hate for her started to grow. when michelle met the half-time hbic and full time hottie stacy, she got her panties all stuffed in her ass with jealousy. she then delivered this confessional that i'm too lazy to go search for myself so i'll just steal it from fromu's thread and believe it's an actual word by word transcript:

"The longer Stacy sticks around, the more in danger it puts me. Because, me and Stacy are kind of carbon-copies when it comes down to function. I don't think there's room enough for both of us"

first of all, you WISH to be stacy's carbon-copy one day, bitch. you're not even close to her level. and second of all, this DISGUHSTS me -- cheatney. this is the epitome of what i hate most on some female survivor contestants. when meeting an incredible, sexy and powerful woman, instead of trying to join forces with them, they just get so jealous and intimidated that they try all they can to vote her out so that they can continue to hide themselves behind their men peacefully. alina did this with brenda. gina did this with cleopatra. and it's always gross.

but although she tried her hardest, when it came down to either stacy or michelle, we all know how it ended

alol stacyowned 

oh and there are also rumors that michelle had sex with rocky on ponderosa i mean what a dirty little sloot

Michelle's best moment: .....when she felt from that bench during a challenge?
Michelle's worst moment: her stacyelousy obviously
Michelle's edit: UTRP