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#20 - Yul Kwon 

(Survivor Cook Island - Winner )

yul has to be the most humorless survivor contestant to ever play the game. he was so unfunny and serious about every little thing and it was SO tiring. he kept talking cao-boi down for his racist jokes since he didn't want to be stereotyped. and then he goes and plays this serious competitive i'm-smarter-than-you persona. nice job bud 

if that wasn't enough, after the mutiny yul becomes the leader of the most despicable alliance in survivor history: the aitu 4. the way he started to act like a poor underdog that was fighting against the evil white people to help the good minority win was disgusting. even more disgusting when you actually realize that the aitu 4 was only accidently build out of poor stupidity. none of them actually really liked each other or were friends. in fact yul was already planning on voting sundra out, but then five minutes later they act like bff's. and unlike ozzy (MUTINERS MUST DIE!1!!1) he was vey unfunny about it too.

but of course i wouldn't hate yul so much if he got his ass owned to him by the rarotards. the problem was that producers saw the aitu 4 as the perfect opportunity to create an endearing (puke) story of underdogs who become victorious and start rigging the game for the aitu 4some. from the all-mighty hii, to the bottle-twist and even becky, a loyal servant that decided that she was satisfied with being a runner-up and letting him win, everything was just so easy for yul. i actually consider him the most undeserving winner ever, even more so then bob.

did i mention that he's really ugly too? not only because of his rat-face but what's up with that blow-up doll body and all those creepy looking veins running around it? gross