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03/03/12 03:31 PM

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Pumpkin37 wrote:
Carol Burnett is still alive?

lol i had to double take too

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03/04/12 05:16 PM

I can not stand Lisa. Rudest person ever. She needs to diaf.

invictus

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03/04/12 08:36 PM

nothing's sadder than a bunch of online douches arguing about what's funny.

Mrs Krista Boogie

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03/05/12 01:49 PM

Lisa's going to be doing her live show, "Boardroom Empire" on Howard 101 7 PM Eastern on Sirius XM radio. It's a call in show. I might call. Any questions I should ask?

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03/05/12 04:55 PM

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Mrs Krista Boogie wrote:
Lisa's going to be doing her live show, "Boardroom Empire" on Howard 101 7 PM Eastern on Sirius XM radio. It's a call in show. I might call. Any questions I should ask?

She's having Donald trump JR. and Clay on as her guests.

Ask Clay to make an effort and shave when appearing in public. The red fuzzy look is too much like a baby orangutan.

Mrs Krista Boogie

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03/05/12 05:23 PM

Meh, now I have an appointment I have to get to during the show.

I think Clay goes scruffy because it'd be hard to tell he was a man otherwise. He's got those sparkly gay eyes. If anything I'd ask what brand of eye makeup he uses.

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Nah, they're more successful than Lisa, so they don't have to.

CORRECTION: Looks like Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho and Joan Rivers still tour. ComedyWorld has tickets available for here shows, as well as Carol Burnett, Wanda Sykes, Paula Poundstone and Betty White. Link to Female Comedians Page at ComedyWorld.
Betty White and Carol Burnett had no shows for this year. You made me look!

There were when I posted. I changed the date filter for Betty White and saw this, e.g.

Betty White	The Centre In Vancouver For Performing Arts Vancouver, BC	Feb 18, 2012 Sat, 7:00 PM	/www.comedyworld.com/App_Themes/ComedyWorld/Images/btn_blueRect-arrow.png);">http://www.comedyworld.co...btn_blueRect-arrow.png); background-position: 100% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">View Tickets
Betty White	The Centre In Vancouver For Performing Arts Vancouver, BC	Feb 18, 2012 Sat, 9:30 PM	/www.comedyworld.com/App_Themes/ComedyWorld/Images/btn_blueRect-arrow.png);">http://www.comedyworld.co...btn_blueRect-arrow.png); background-position: 100% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">View Tickets

And for Carol:

Carol Burnett	Majestic Theatre - San Antonio San Antonio, TX	Apr 15, 2012 Sun, 7:00 PM	/www.comedyworld.com/App_Themes/ComedyWorld/Images/btn_blueRect-arrow.png);">http://www.comedyworld.co...btn_blueRect-arrow.png); background-position: 100% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">View Tickets
Carol Burnett	Long Center For The Performing Arts - Dell Hall Austin, TX	Apr 17, 2012 Tue, 7:30 PM	/www.comedyworld.com/App_Themes/ComedyWorld/Images/btn_blueRect-arrow.png);">http://www.comedyworld.co...btn_blueRect-arrow.png); background-position: 100% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">View Tickets
Carol Burnett	Bass Performance Hall Fort Worth, TX	Apr 19, 2012 Thu, 7:30 PM	/www.comedyworld.com/App_Themes/ComedyWorld/Images/btn_blueRect-arrow.png);">http://www.comedyworld.co...btn_blueRect-arrow.png); background-position: 100% 50%; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">View Tickets

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03/08/12 09:47 PM

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How can you not know Carol is still alive? She's still in a big feud with Joan Rivers.

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03/15/12 06:09 PM

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'Celebrity Apprentice': Arsenio Hall, Lisa Lampanelli Fight In New Episode (VIDEO)

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Arsenio Hall and Lisa Lampanelli may be able to captivate audiences with their comedy routines, but their serious arguments prove equally as entertaining, as does their inability to use PG language.

In this exclusive clip from an upcoming episode of "Celebrity Apprentice" (Sundays at 9 p.m. ET on NBC), contestants Lisa Lampanelli and Arsenio Hall give each other a mouthful, with plenty of bleeps peppering their shouting match as they compete for their respective charities.

"Lisa Lampanelli is the last human being on the planet that can tell me what language I should use when I'm angry," Hall explains when she calls him out on his word choice. "That's the pot calling the kettle black."

Tune in to "Celebrity Apprentice" this Sunday, March 18 at 9 p.m. ET on NBC to find out who's behind their foul-mouthed argument.

Warning: The video below contains explicit language.

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03/18/12 11:46 PM

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As if she should be warning anyone about what their behavior on The Celebrity Apprentice will do to their image.

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03/19/12 12:23 AM

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This bitch is VILE.

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03/19/12 11:18 AM

Bitch is amazeballs. She don't give a shit, and she tells it like it is. Love the entire speech about how not everyone can be front and center all the time. And in that video she tells that ass-kiss Arsenio exactly what time it is. Powerful beast of a woman.

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03/19/12 03:41 PM

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Why is she lecturing other people about language and behavior when she is a massive asshole, inside and out. Her behavior on this show is not part of her comedy routine so that excuse doesn't fly.

And she's worried about what women will think of Arsenio? She might want to worry about her own reputation. She's not exactly setting the bar very high for women. She's classless.

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03/19/12 03:50 PM

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I really like you.

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03/19/12 03:51 PM

IReallyLikeYou wrote:
Why is she lecturing other people about language and behavior when she is a massive asshole, inside and out. Her behavior on this show is not part of her comedy routine so that excuse doesn't fly.

And she's worried about what women will think of Arsenio? She might want to worry about her own reputation. She's not exactly setting the bar very high for women. She's classless.

I think calling a woman a "whore" on national TV because of a disagreement they had on a stupid reality show pretty clearly crosses the line, especially for a milquetoast like Arsenio. Everything else you said is purely ad hominem which I doubt you understand.

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invictus wrote:
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Why is she lecturing other people about language and behavior when she is a massive asshole, inside and out. Her behavior on this show is not part of her comedy routine so that excuse doesn't fly.

And she's worried about what women will think of Arsenio? She might want to worry about her own reputation. She's not exactly setting the bar very high for women. She's classless.

I think calling a woman a "whore" on national TV because of a disagreement they had on a stupid reality show pretty clearly crosses the line, especially for a milquetoast like Arsenio. Everything else you said is purely ad hominem which I doubt you understand.

Considering that you didn't read any defense of Arsenio in my post, you might want to educate yourself on what constitutes an actual ad hominem, oh brilliant one. Word of advice, don't pretend to be intellectually superior if you're going to make a fool of yourself by employing commonly misused terminology.

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03/19/12 04:57 PM

IReallyLikeYou wrote:
invictus wrote:
IReallyLikeYou wrote:
Why is she lecturing other people about language and behavior when she is a massive asshole, inside and out. Her behavior on this show is not part of her comedy routine so that excuse doesn't fly.

And she's worried about what women will think of Arsenio? She might want to worry about her own reputation. She's not exactly setting the bar very high for women. She's classless.

I think calling a woman a "whore" on national TV because of a disagreement they had on a stupid reality show pretty clearly crosses the line, especially for a milquetoast like Arsenio. Everything else you said is purely ad hominem which I doubt you understand.

Considering that you didn't read any defense of Arsenio in my post, you might want to educate yourself on what constitutes an actual ad hominem, oh brilliant one. Word of advice, don't pretend to be intellectually superior if you're going to make a fool of yourself by employing commonly misused terminology.

You seem confused. Allow me educate you. Ad hominem has nothing to do with Arsenio in this case. Lisa told him that calling a woman a bitch and a whore on national TV was not only wildly inappropriate but potentially damaging to his reputation. Rather than engage either of these points you instead attacked her personally by saying:

"Why is she lecturing other people about language and behavior when she is a massive asshole, inside and out. Her behavior on this show is not part of her comedy routine so that excuse doesn't fly. And she's worried about what women will think of Arsenio? She might want to worry about her own reputation. She's not exactly setting the bar very high for women. She's classless."

In other words, you didn't deal with the merits of her statements at all but instead engaged in personal attacks on the speaker.

from Wikipedia:

An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an attempt to negate the truth of a claim by pointing out a negative characteristic or belief of the person supporting it.^[1] Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as a logical fallacy

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Abusive ad hominem (also called personal abuse or personal attacks) usually involves insulting or belittling one's opponent in order to attack his claim or invalidate his argument, but can also involve pointing out true character flaws or actions that are irrelevant to the opponent's argument. This tactic is logically fallacious because insults and negative facts about the opponent's personal character have nothing to do with the logical merits of the opponent's arguments or assertions. However, verbal abuse in the absence of an argument is neither ad hominem nor a fallacy.^[5]

Examples:

"You can't believe John when he says the proposed policy would help the economy. He doesn't even have a job."
"Candidate Jane's proposal about zoning is ridiculous. She was caught cheating on her taxes in 2003."
"What would Mary know about fixing cars? She is a woman." (an example of Ad feminam)^[6]

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I don't think he seems confused. The point of mentioning the lack of excuses for Arsenio's behavior is probably because he's not trying to defend him. He's just pointing out the hypocrisy of a woman (who hasn't done herself any favors on the show thus far) attempting to critique the way others will be viewed when she should probably be more concerned about her own image.

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03/19/12 05:30 PM

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I don't think he seems confused. The point of mentioning the lack of excuses for Arsenio's behavior is probably because he's not trying to defend him. He's just pointing out the hypocrisy of a woman (who hasn't done herself any favors on the show thus far) attempting to critique the way others will be viewed when she should probably be more concerned about her own image.

Again, this has nothing to do with defending Arsenio. The charge of hypocrisy is not a logical objection to an assertion. It ignores the speaker's claims and focuses on irrelevant side issues. Read the discussion from wikipedia above. It's pretty clear.

I don't like Lampanelli or Arsenio, but saying "YEAH BUT YOU'RE A POTTY MOUTH YOURSELF AND HAVE NO CLASS" in response to her statements is the response of a dumb person.

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Well, now you seem to be the one who's confused. Seeing as how IReallyLikeYou probably isn't Arsenio and I know I'm not either, neither of us need to respond to her statements in the only way you've deemed acceptable. As viewers of the show who have now witnessed both contestants acting in a foolish manner, it's perfectly logical to take issue with Lisa of all people trying to warn someone about their reputation.

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