Do you remember that banal, Canadian, IP banned prostitute Ajenda? Well, after being dumped by her boyfriend of 3.5 years, she began preying on the young men of Survivor Sucks, often to no avail. She's fat and sweats bacon grease, yuck.
However, after discovering that his relationship with a one A-Blow was on the rocks and that he lived within her circle of whoredom, she recently snagged the esteemed message board legend, Muffdiver2. She then used her rohipnol dart gun on him and had her way with his vagina. Proof:
This is truly a monumental moment for Survivor Sucks, as most hookups have been between gay and/or ugly people. Homewrecking Ajenda and foolish Muffdiver2 are both heterosexual, attractive individuals, which is why we must hate them with the fire of a thousand moons.
*RAVEN MOMENT* A-Blow fighting with Ajenda while Muff cries on his knees. Like Antony and Cleopatra, Ajendiver2 will suicide together in passion-filled insanity.
However, after discovering that his relationship with a one A-Blow was on the rocks and that he lived within her circle of whoredom, she recently snagged the esteemed message board legend, Muffdiver2. She then used her rohipnol dart gun on him and had her way with his vagina. Proof:
This is truly a monumental moment for Survivor Sucks, as most hookups have been between gay and/or ugly people. Homewrecking Ajenda and foolish Muffdiver2 are both heterosexual, attractive individuals, which is why we must hate them with the fire of a thousand moons.
*RAVEN MOMENT* A-Blow fighting with Ajenda while Muff cries on his knees. Like Antony and Cleopatra, Ajendiver2 will suicide together in passion-filled insanity.
