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Posts: 23332 11/15/11 02:57 PM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	went to my first session for some tendonitis in my achillies and some stress very zen experience. anyone have any success with this type of treatment?
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merkyl		#1	[-]
Posts: 79910 11/15/11 02:58 PM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Couldn't get an appointment with your voodoo doctor?
youfist		#2	[-]
Posts: 23332 11/15/11 03:01 PM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	it was pretty awesome...nice pan flute music....relaxation...needles all over in my calf, forehead, chest, knees.. I feel like I can crush a 5k in 30 minurtes (that would be fast for me)
UndifferentCow		#3	[-]
Posts: 14589 11/15/11 03:10 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I tried this on my foot..didn't help really and I hated the guy who did it. SO NOT ZEN. I was given a tens unit shortly after, that was better.
Trainwreck		#4	[-]
Posts: 9373 11/15/11 03:12 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fist I swear you are turning more and more Jewish every day.
youfist		#5	[-]
Posts: 23332 11/15/11 03:19 PM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Trainwreck wrote: Fist I swear you are turning more and more Jewish every day. SHUT UP YOU DRIEDAL SPINNING AZZHOLE
patrickofthewhite		#6	[-]
Posts: 2859 11/15/11 03:29 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know that there's no scientific evidence that qi exists, yes? You'd be better off just taking a hot bath if you want some zen.
Trainwreck		#7	[-]
Posts: 9373 11/15/11 03:30 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	. . and an alka seltzer for your stomach.
merkyl		#8	[-]
Posts: 79910 11/15/11 03:31 PM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	.. and a tampon for your vagina.
ScruffyGuy		#9	[-]
Posts: 24516 11/15/11 04:31 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Penn & Teller are certain acupuncture is Bullshit! I've had a bit of experience WAY back "in the day" with some sterilized needles and a testicle sac. But I don't think that's the same thing.
VincentAccordionGuy		#10	[-]
Posts: 1532 11/15/11 04:33 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	According to the police report, it didn't help this guy very much.
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scribers		#11	[-]
Posts: 4690 11/15/11 04:34 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Did it come with happy ending?
VincentAccordionGuy		#12	[-]
Posts: 1532 11/15/11 04:36 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well yeah, if dead makes it a happy ending.
ScruffyGuy		#13	[-]
Posts: 24516 11/15/11 04:36 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was the "doctor." Someone else was the "patient." It was stupid. I just figured "what the hell." Retrospect, I should have put the needles in his eyes.
scribers		#14	[-]
Posts: 4690 11/15/11 04:37 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	VincentAccordionGuy wrote: Well yeah, if dead makes it a happy ending. Sorry. Meant to quote the OP.
Polonium		#15	[-]
Posts: 12588 11/15/11 11:36 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Acupuncture only works if the needles are attached to electrodes. You'll be pleasantly shocked by the results.
ImCrushingYourHead		#16	[-]
Posts: 12099 11/15/11 11:43 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Acupuncture is only as good as the practitioner. Find a good one.
Doghouse		#17	[-]
Posts: 12803 11/16/11 03:12 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I used to have a GREAT one. Pinched nerve GONE with one session. He even worked on my doxie for free when she became paralyzed. She was in one of those ridiculous doggie wheelchairs and he had her walking again within weeks.
youfist		#18	[-]
Posts: 23332 11/16/11 05:34 AM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	call me crazy but he (an Indian - dot not feather) was awesome. My tendonitis on my achillies (from running- they are hard balls that you can see on your tendon) are almost gone after one friggin session. I ran last night after the session and posted really good 5k time (my best yet) and now at 5:30am I have zero stiffness. I think I am hooked
star jumper		#19	[-]
Posts: 65343 11/16/11 05:45 AM I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	youfist wrote: it was pretty awesome...nice pan flute music.... Was your accupuncturist a satyr?
youfist		#20	[-]
Posts: 23332 11/16/11 05:57 AM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	he looked like he belonged in an Indiana Jones movie...but very friendly. He told me to drink more water and some chinese herbs.
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