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Beefcake		#641	[-]
Posts: 21531 01/30/13 04:25 AM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sunnie wrote: it was. I just hope it doesn't ruin the show. It will. Nick is just a giant pussy. Giant, giant pussy. I don't understand how anyone can not hate him with a seething passion. Jess was teasing him the whole time they were locked up. Now what will she do? She has a boyfriend, you know. A nice, handsome, doctor boyfriend who really seems to like her, and she is slutting it up in the hallway with . . . Nick?!? She needs to shut it down ASAP and move out of the loft because Nick crossed a line which no one is allowed to cross. Noone!!! Of course, that won't happen because it will ruin the show and now we will have to hate Jess for being such a dirty rotten slut. The thing is, this epi was really hilarious until the very end. The scenes of Bored Jess were hysterical. Winston, as usual, stole the show with his horny dweeb schtick. And we've already mentioned Jess' cleavage and the two Newer Girls the boys brought home, both of whom I now like better than skanky, two-timing JessWhore. Maybe Jess can move out and one of the Newer Girls can move in??? If Jess doesn't shut Nick down completely next episode I will have to punch someone in the face. Probably Licorice.
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Pseudo Propaganda		#642	[-]
Posts: 15460 01/30/13 05:04 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Nick is hot and hilarious and it is obvious that he and Jess are soul mates that will end up together. You need to accept that Beefcake or accept that perhaps this is not the show for you.
hollybear141414		#643	[-]
Posts: 11707 01/30/13 05:51 AM Buttfucking ain't nothing Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Uh oh..
Beefcake		#644	[-]
Posts: 21531 01/30/13 06:17 AM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	NO!!! NICK AND JESS ARE NOT SOULMATES!!! NO, NO, NO!!!
hollybear141414		#645	[-]
Posts: 11707 01/30/13 07:00 AM Buttfucking ain't nothing Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Nick and Schmitt are the only soulmates on this show.
Beefcake		#646	[-]
Posts: 21531 01/30/13 07:30 AM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And if there's one thing Hollybear and I know about, it's soulmates, dammit!!!
Licorice		#647	[-]
Posts: 15890 01/30/13 08:31 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Beefcake wrote: Sunnie wrote: it was. I just hope it doesn't ruin the show. It will. Nick is just a giant pussy. Giant, giant pussy. I don't understand how anyone can not hate him with a seething passion. Jess was teasing him the whole time they were locked up. Now what will she do? She has a boyfriend, you know. A nice, handsome, doctor boyfriend who really seems to like her, and she is slutting it up in the hallway with . . . Nick?!? She needs to shut it down ASAP and move out of the loft because Nick crossed a line which no one is allowed to cross. Noone!!! Of course, that won't happen because it will ruin the show and now we will have to hate Jess for being such a dirty rotten slut. The thing is, this epi was really hilarious until the very end. The scenes of Bored Jess were hysterical. Winston, as usual, stole the show with his horny dweeb schtick. And we've already mentioned Jess' cleavage and the two Newer Girls the boys brought home, both of whom I now like better than skanky, two-timing JessWhore. Maybe Jess can move out and one of the Newer Girls can move in??? If Jess doesn't shut Nick down completely next episode I will have to punch someone in the face. Probably Licorice. I shouldn't be surprised, though, now that Beefcake knows his chances with Jess are diminishing with each episode. Also, lol @ her having "a nice, handsome, doctor boyfriend" - the guy is such a doofus I totally forgot that he was a doctor. They should do an episode where it turns out he really just changes bedpans or something.
pleasepassthepork		#648	[-]
Posts: 2208 01/30/13 11:29 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't understand that drinking game they play, but it sure looks like fun!
Fierceness Redux		#649	[-]
Posts: 946 01/30/13 11:34 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Brenda Song.oddess <3 Hot Asian minx. <3 I'd shag her senseless. <3
Beefcake		#650	[-]
Posts: 21531 01/30/13 12:48 PM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Was that Winston's GF? She grew up! She grew up nice. . . .
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maxxfisher		#651	[-]
Posts: 13494 01/30/13 01:58 PM Programmer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fierceness Redux wrote: Brenda Song.oddess <3 Hot Asian minx. <3 I'd shag her senseless. <3 I actually found her hotter than Brooklyn Decker
Trainwreck		#652	[-]
Posts: 9330 01/30/13 03:39 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Has this show gotten any better? Last I watched is when it first came out and it bored me to death.
Beefcake		#653	[-]
Posts: 21531 01/30/13 05:15 PM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shut it, gaytard.
BillNyeSurvivorGuy		#654	[-]
Posts: 2865 01/30/13 06:11 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shame on me, I forgot how blindingly amazing Zooey Deschanel can be after I saw this episode I was gobsmacked.
jellloshot		#655	[-]
Posts: 1834 01/30/13 08:03 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The kiss was WOW! I think they're just going to kind of ignore it for now and play out the "will they hook up" angle for a long time. I'm okay with it. Nick makes me laugh. They all do, really.
Beefcake		#656	[-]
Posts: 21531 02/02/13 09:59 AM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My two favorite things about "New Girl":
aanvari3		#657	[-]
Posts: 4958 02/02/13 12:22 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd like Nick and Jess to eventually get together, the only problem is because the show is still so young you have to know that they will make them a disaster and break them up relatively quickly. Just because there are more stories out of Nick and Jess being single and dating other people than there are of them being together. Heck, the show just did that with Schmidt and CiCi.
tomersde		#658	[-]
Posts: 4297 02/02/13 04:31 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	aanvari3 wrote: I'd like Nick and Jess to eventually get together, the only problem is because the show is still so young you have to know that they will make them a disaster and break them up relatively quickly. Just because there are more stories out of Nick and Jess being single and dating other people than there are of them being together. Heck, the show just did that with Schmidt and CiCi. Scrubs was smart about that matter. They put JD and Elliot together for 2 episodes in the first season and didn't touch it again until season 4 I think.
Paulosdiamonds		#659	[-]
Posts: 56 02/02/13 05:02 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tomersde wrote: aanvari3 wrote: I'd like Nick and Jess to eventually get together, the only problem is because the show is still so young you have to know that they will make them a disaster and break them up relatively quickly. Just because there are more stories out of Nick and Jess being single and dating other people than there are of them being together. Heck, the show just did that with Schmidt and CiCi. Scrubs was smart about that matter. They put JD and Elliot together for 2 episodes in the first season and didn't touch it again until season 4 I think. Out of 9 seasons, the only seasons where JD and Elliot did not sleep together were 4, 5, and 6 lol. I wish they had kept the streak perfect and had them hook up every season
Beefcake		#660	[-]
Posts: 21531 02/02/13 05:15 PM Thinks astrology is real Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"I'm half-naked and ready to go, but this little bitch won't even kiss me. Maybe he's having his period. . . ."
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