It is my mission from above (Praise Jesus!) to expose you, John Carroll from Survivor: Marquesas, as a fraud, a shameless attention whore, and an opportunist. I will not rest until the entire national television viewing public knows what sort of person you truly are.
You are not doing good for the world by using your "celebrity" to further causes. You want to know why? Because you, John Carroll, are not doing it with a pure heart; on the contrary, you are doing it with your ego. You don't care about human or animal victims; you only care about the image you will create for yourself by helping said victims. Your ego needs constant stroking so you need to take every opportunity to paint yourself as a gift to this world. You have to publicize all of your good deeds by flying "John helps gays" blimps across the country. The "John is there for you" memorial song, sung to the tune of "Voices that care" is being shipped from your house in Omaha to radio stations nationwide since you hope that people will bow down to you.
Your stories about gaybashing and elephant wrangling stop now. If you really give a shit, champion your causes quietly with an ounce of humility.
If you have a problem with me, come in here as any of the numerous registered names that you use to paint the persona of "John Carroll" and take me head on. Defend your attention-craving ass right now and tell the world why we shouldn't frown upon your endless support of yourself thinly veiled as endless support for the oppressed, needy, and helpless.
You are not doing good for the world by using your "celebrity" to further causes. You want to know why? Because you, John Carroll, are not doing it with a pure heart; on the contrary, you are doing it with your ego. You don't care about human or animal victims; you only care about the image you will create for yourself by helping said victims. Your ego needs constant stroking so you need to take every opportunity to paint yourself as a gift to this world. You have to publicize all of your good deeds by flying "John helps gays" blimps across the country. The "John is there for you" memorial song, sung to the tune of "Voices that care" is being shipped from your house in Omaha to radio stations nationwide since you hope that people will bow down to you.
Your stories about gaybashing and elephant wrangling stop now. If you really give a shit, champion your causes quietly with an ounce of humility.
If you have a problem with me, come in here as any of the numerous registered names that you use to paint the persona of "John Carroll" and take me head on. Defend your attention-craving ass right now and tell the world why we shouldn't frown upon your endless support of yourself thinly veiled as endless support for the oppressed, needy, and helpless.
