Wait- Brenda said Chimpanzees and Humans are exactly alike? There's only a 1% difference?
And now he used to ride horses in LA and was a snowboarding instructor?
So let's add this up:
- Swim Coach
- Snowboarding expert
- Studies chimpanzees
- Nutrition Expert
- Horseback riding master
just tonight I've heard him or the other HGs mention:
-- did Navy Seals training (not because he wanted to become a Seal, but he wanted to push his body to the limit)
-- after Lane did a 325 lb bench press in the back yard, Brendon let everyone know that when he was a body-builder he did 500 lb squats
-- astronaut (not sure where this came from, but have heard the HGs mention it constantly)
I'm sure there are a ton of things I'm forgetting and this thread might rival the season's largest if we had started it at the beginning of the season -- but I'm sure there will be plenty of other gems from this Cliff Claven wannabe know-it-all before he leaves the house
Feel free to add anything I've missed or clarify anything we've misinterpreted