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JosephBlowinsky	Brendon's Resume (and other things he and/or his "buddies" have done)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 7409 08/18/10 12:10 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I had suggested that Jani start up this thread, but guess I'll take it upon myself =================== JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Wait- Brenda said Chimpanzees and Humans are exactly alike? There's only a 1% difference? And now he used to ride horses in LA and was a snowboarding instructor? So let's add this up: - Scientist - Lawyer - Swim Coach - Snowboarding expert - Studies chimpanzees - Nutrition Expert - Teacher - Horseback riding master =================== just tonight I've heard him or the other HGs mention: -- did Navy Seals training (not because he wanted to become a Seal, but he wanted to push his body to the limit) -- after Lane did a 325 lb bench press in the back yard, Brendon let everyone know that when he was a body-builder he did 500 lb squats -- astronaut (not sure where this came from, but have heard the HGs mention it constantly) I'm sure there are a ton of things I'm forgetting and this thread might rival the season's largest if we had started it at the beginning of the season -- but I'm sure there will be plenty of other gems from this Cliff Claven wannabe know-it-all before he leaves the house Feel free to add anything I've missed or clarify anything we've misinterpreted Last Edited By: JosephBlowinsky 08/18/10 12:18 AM. Edited 3 times.
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KillahNine		#1	[-]
Posts: 51 08/18/10 12:30 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That fact about chimpanzees is pretty common and hardly means you study them. Also redundant by scientist. Teacher also goes hand in hand with scientist, you TA when you get your PhD. "Nutrition expert" = BS, anyone could claim that, especially a former bodybuilder. And the Navy Seals Training was probably just he went online and looked up a workout routine for the Navy Seals and followed it. Also squatting 500 lb is EASIER than benching 325 lb so it's not unreasonable. Swimming/snowboarding/horseback riding are common hobbies; I know lots of people who've done all three and more. Don't think he ever said he was a lawyer did he? Just said he took the LSATs and wanted to do it initially; never said he's on the California Bar or anything. If he said he's an astronaut, that's obviously bullshit. But yeah, nothing out of the ordinary, people are just taking it out of context. You missed stripper though.
bergdogg469		#2	[-]
Posts: 5364 08/18/10 12:33 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	- Brendon, who decided to pick up swimming competitively to get conditioning in for his 2009 Tour De France training, won 9 Olympic gold medals in swimming, ruining Michael Phelp's parade in 2008. - Brendon would've won American Idol season 1 over Kelly Clarkson, but dropped out in the semis to pursue his lifelong dream of writing novels under the name "Dan Brown". - Brendon made Chuck Norris cry once. - Brendon's sperm was used in the cloning of Dolly. - Brendon posts on the Survivor Sucks boards under the name "Dr. Weems"
El Hutch		#3	[-]
Posts: 8329 08/18/10 01:22 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's talking about leading Bible studies right now..
memyselfandi		#4	[-]
Posts: 33127 08/18/10 01:28 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Didn't he tell some story about working with his buddy as a stripper in Denmark to get extra cash?
blistering		#5	[-]
Posts: 11148 08/18/10 01:59 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't forget Salem Witch Trials scholar and historian. Oh, and aerobatic pilot as well.
ImCrushingYourHead		#6	[-]
Posts: 12098 08/18/10 02:00 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sorry to state the obvious, but Master Chef. And Love Crusader.
Sardonically Irreverent		#7	[-]
Posts: 18330 08/18/10 02:06 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't forget his rapier wit. Surely he's written a contemporary Wilde-esque social satire or two!
ImCrushingYourHead		#8	[-]
Posts: 12098 08/18/10 02:09 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SI "The Importance of Being Me" by Brendon
Wild Jazie		#9	[-]
Posts: 6990 08/18/10 02:27 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And hes convinced a Professional Las Vegas Stripper that hes just a metro-sexual guy.
JosephBlowinsky		#10	[-]
Posts: 7409 08/18/10 03:08 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forgot to mention that some of the snarkier houseguests have nicknamed him "Brendon Button", referring to the Benjamin Button movie, they think it's the only explanation on how he has had so many jobs .. Britney and Kathy were talking to him earlier tonight and they got a new line on his resume, they were talking about fake IDs and Brendon let them know that he was a bouncer at a club .. Kathy apparently questioned him "How many jobs have you had, Brendon!?" and he complained that they're all legit and he's been working since he was 16 ---- - also forgot to add sushi chef, he's referred to that many times
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MTeaCups		#11	[-]
Posts: 1762 08/18/10 08:48 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Linguist ("it's neander Tall.") Knight
abSINthe		#12	[-]
Posts: 4735 08/18/10 08:54 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Masseuse (remember the massage he gave whore during the HOH lockdown) Mycologist (fungus specialist) Master rope wrangler Professional nose picker Whore whisperer eta: thanks JB for starting the thread; I was hoping Jani would have jumped all over it Last Edited By: abSINthe 08/18/10 08:57 AM. Edited 1 times.
Harriet Craig		#13	[-]
Posts: 263 08/18/10 08:55 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	In addition to being the biggest dck in the house, does his having the smallest needle dck make it onto the resume?
diewinelle		#14	[-]
Posts: 18638 08/18/10 08:55 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	we say 'lawyer' because he bragged that he studied law in high school () and represented himself in small claims court against his ex-fiancee. and OBVI, he must've considered studying law beyond high school because we know he bombed his LSAT.
abSINthe		#15	[-]
Posts: 4735 08/18/10 08:59 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dead puppy caretaker Professional student Hunkle
Wisspy		#16	[-]
Posts: 3585 08/18/10 09:00 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Knight
AtlantaChik		#17	[-]
Posts: 3983 08/18/10 10:12 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Red Bull salesman or distributer
TheyHadFaces		#18	[-]
Posts: 15763 08/18/10 10:54 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Douche.
JosephBlowinsky		#19	[-]
Posts: 7409 08/18/10 12:24 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This morning, Enzo showed Brendon the saboteur's note and Brendon tells him "I actually took a handwriting analysis course, so I should be able to figure out who this is" Of COURSE you did, Brendon.
LurkerAtWork		#20	[-]
Posts: 10247 08/18/10 12:29 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Loan Officer Whore Wrangler Seasonologist
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Brendon's Resume (and other things he and/or his "buddies" have done)

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