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My DEAR SON ADAM,
I WRITE THIS TO YOU IN HOPES YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT BEING IN PRISON FOR YEARS AND YEARS
WILL MAKE YOU A STRONGER MORE RESILIENT MAN IN THE FUTURE (hoping you don't get raped or your throat
slit before this)... AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE FOR YOU IN MY STONE-COLD HEART..YOU ARE BLOOD
ADAM and I AM YOUR FATHER..DON'T YOU FORGET THAT! SON! I KNOW THIS WILL ALL SEEM LIKE TRIVIA
TO YOU NOW (especially while ironing bedsheets and banging out licence plates) BUT IN TIME, LIKE ME..YOU WILL GROW
TO BE THE WONDERFUL MAN (although blind and useless) THAT I HAVE BECOME!! YES, YOU'LL BE LIKE
ME ADAM!! ME..HOW WONDERFUL THAT SHALL BE... I LOVE YOU SON, I WISH THIS COULD HAVE
TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY (but Victoria and Nick are my favs.) GOOD LUCK PLAYING GIN RUMMY WITH BRAILLE
CARDS.... LOVE, VICTOR..um, DAD!

Well, sadly, Adam is handed the letter and Victor is about to leave but sees that Adam has the letter upside down! MAYBE Adam is CONNING HIM , thinks Victor?? So, he tells Manhands....he may be playing him again..so HE MUST FIND OUT...and he goes back again..sits with him...
puts his hand on Adam's shoulder...obviously, Adam is almost blind. Victor (just to make sure) brings in a specialist to jail who confirms this.... "I'm very sorry son", says the bastard father.... and 'GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!'

But, Victor will take Adam into his home soon and he will live with the Moustache under House Arrest! YEAH, GOOD TIMES..BRING BACK HEATHER FOR HOT SEX IN THE POOL...BLIND HOT SEX!! better still, call over Sharon!

NICK LIKES THE VIBRATING ONES!

So, Red plays dumb, kisses her loverhubby and sends him off..only to throw on her coat and head out to...'visit Sharon, of course'.
Cane and Lily who are now becoming Ward and June Cleaver, end up at Jill's..Baby Delia is there..so the obnoxious cooing begins! Jill has to go meet Bubble Butt (so B.B. can get DNA off her sagging body)
Jill tells them Chloe is useless and Billy..'hates to say it' is irresponsible..but TEXT-LILY and SON-CANE are naturals holding that baby!! x's a billion

Then, Chloe comes home (she was served with papers for FULL ADOPTION FROM CANE)..and she wants him away from HER BABY!! Esther cannot believe Cane is doing this to her little doll *BUT OFFERS SMORES TO EVERYONE(with hot Cocoa!)*!! Lily is mute (maybe she was texting behind her back..'A-OLE CHL-E!!!'! but, we'll never know?..it's the mystique of TEXT-LILY AT LARGE!)
Chloe makes desperate calls to 'absent to-be hubby Billy Boy' but he's BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY!

Red shows up and gives Sharon the 'DO NOT TOUCH MY HOT HUSBAND nth DEGREE' , Sharon, in hot leopard wrap-around tells the bitch to high-tail it..but, on the way out, she saw Billy! SHE SAW HIM go in! She has a smile on her face and a plan in her wireless bra!
Yes, he and Sex Kitten are shedding clothes faster than a hamster stuffs 1,000 sunflowers seeds in his mouth..yes, THAT FAST! But, Sex Kitten Sharon does pause saying 'we shouldn't do this Billy!' and Billy responds, "EH, it's JUST FUN ROMP IN THE WOOD SEX!" Sharon nods in agreement and they continue! YEAH HOT PEOPLE!
Meanwhile... Red is on her way. But, before Billy can impregnate Sharon twice in one day... he gets the calls that Cane is TOUCHING HIS BABY DELIA and he must go! Sharon is bummed! She may have to find the bellboy again?
So, RED PAYS a Bellboy (last virgin one left in the building) to get a message to NICK NEWMAN IMMEDIATELY..that SHARON NEEDS HIM TO COME OVER PRONTO!! (she wants Nick to see her with Billy Abbott...oh, Red, you JUST NEVER STOP THE NASTY STUFF..but, it's all for love WHAT I DIIIIIIIIIIDD FOR LOOOOOOOOVE!.
So, Nick does go over but Billy is long gone and Sharon 'fakes' that it was all a mistake and she just 'thought' she saw Noah skipping school.. *while she was in the hall in her panties and bra??* but, oops..must have been some other kid!
Nick leaves....befuddled and not sure how to act on Y & R anymore??? Maybe Nick needs to go blind and deaf..NOT ADAM!! HA..that's the ticket.

So, Red was scammed by Sex Kitten and she's pissed off...but she has that 'ace' up her sleeve and that's the 'threat' of telling JACK , that Sharon is sleeping with his brother (OH, THAT'LL BE FUN) cuz Jack told Billy to dump the tramp he's with - um, that's the woman you love Jack'o'..
Billy shows up at the Chandler Mansion and the threats (dull as they are) continue with Cane and Able.... they tell them to leave. He pretends to love Chloe with his arm around her but it's all very obvious they are 'performing' for parental rights.
Text-Lily is furious...she holds up her BLACKBERRY TO CHLOE'S COLD FACE AND FINGERS AWAY!! "U.R. GNG DWN U. BTCH!!. Cn & I .R GTinG. BB!! FR. U. and BL-EE!! HA. HA .. LV 4 US. HLL 4. U-2!!! OH..U-2..MST CLL CooLE'N!!!"

Sharon 'finally gets dressed' and last we see, SHE'S KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING ON PHYLLIS'S DOOR! It's aaaaaaawn with these 2. Love it!

and I hope Devon calls his Pappy Neil out as a Slut Pa! It's going to be interesting when EVER-SO-MORAL Neil *barf* finds out that Devon saw him ripping off Tyra's clothes! YEAH TO NEIL GOING DOWN!! I hope Devon had his ear'jack' turned on FULL 'IN THE ROUND' STEREO!

and, it begins...........

Red: "AREN'T YOU TIRED OF LOOKING FOR MY HUSBAND?"

Sharon: "WHAT I'M TIRED OF IS YOUR CHILDISH, IGNORANT GAMES! I KNOW THAT NICK IS IN CHINA BECAUSE YOU SENT HIM OVER TO MY HOTEL ROOM PHYLLIS! You were HOPING he'd walk in on something!"

Red deny's this... "Oh... like I'd send my husband to YOU of all people. What about Billy Abbott? He was at your place!
Sharon: "Billy is my brother-in-law, we are just friends!"
Red: "WHAT I SAW WAS NOT JUST FRIENDLY SHARON, WHAT I SAW ...WAS A KISS THAT COULD STOP TRAFFIC!" (point for Phyllis!) Poor Jack...does Jack KNOW that his soon to be X-Wife is sleeping with his little brother??"

Note: while this is going on Billy is being shamed by Jack once again and a very pissed off Chloe arrives with baby in tow to tell Billy that he's SO not going to be part of this arrangement and she's moving out and back to the Chancellor Mansion..if he has to be with that HO (the Ho would be Sharon , who has been called a Tramp by Jack and now a Ho by Chloe) Just making sure we know that Sharon is officially a klepto, sex maniac , Ho and Tramp! She's entering Phyllis territory..and back to those two.

Sharon: "YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT ME AND BILLY!"
Red: "WELL, LETS SEE ABOUT THAT..WHY DON'T I GIVE JACK A CALL!"
*Sharon grabs the phone away* "Why WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT JACK THAT WAY??"
Red: "UM..WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT JACK!??"

Sharon: "YOU.ARE.A.VINDICTIVE.BITCH! You had NO RIGHT SENDING NICK TO MY HOTEL ROOM!"
Red: "YOU KNOW WHAT ...I DID THAT...I SENT NICK TO FIND OUT BECAUSE IT'S NOT poor, delicate flower Sharon always needing to be rescued!!"
"You want him to be at your beck and call and coming running every time you need HELP..it makes me SICK..YOU MAKE ME SICK!!"
Sharon: "You're IN NO POSITION TO BE CRITICIZING PHYLLIS...YOU, YOU SEDUCED MY HUSBAND AWAY FROM ME AND OUR CHILD!"
Red: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT FOR HIM...and I sat back..and I HAD TO LISTEN TO MY HUSBAND SAY HOW MUCH HE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR MY HUSBAND!! IT'S OVER FOR YOU SHARON, DONE, FINISHED!!"

Sharon: "YOU KNOW WHAT, I FEEL SORRY FOR NICK...HAVING TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS SOOOOO INSECURE AND WHO WOULD STOOP TO ANYTHING...MANIPULATING BRAD AND SENDING HIM OUT TO HIS DEATH!" (BRAD WOULD BE LOVING THIS)

RED: "NO no no no no no noooooooooooo! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PIN BRAD'S DEATH ON ME! YOU SENT HIM AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOW STORM TO DIE. YOU BROKE BRAD'S HEART WHEN YOU..YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH NICK (who cannot act btw!)"

Sharon: " HE CAME TO THE CABIN BECAUSE YOU SENT HIM THERE BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT HE LOVED ME (Sharon is snapping now in t*ears and hair flying!)
YOU DO THIS..YOU FIND SOMEONE'S ACHILLE'S HEEL and YOU ATTACK IT AND ATTACK AND ATTACK IT!!"
RED: "Noooooooooo Noo..YOU CAN POINT FINGERS AT ME SHARON , ALL YOU WANT BUT IT ALLLLLLWAYS COMES BACK TO.........YOU!" I SENT BRAD UP THERE SO YOU'D LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALLONE!"

(Sharon does a ++%@$ THING!) "YOU KNOW PHYLLIS..I GOT NICK UP THERE AND WE WENT AT IT AND BOY WAS IT GOOD! IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND SWEATY AND SEXY..HE LOVED IT, HE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT WITH ME..SEX KITTEN IN A KABIN!"

This is when it got wierd...........very wierd.. Red in shock: "You need to leave right now. You need to leave Sharon and I need to make some calls about BILLY" but Sharon looks like she is going to emotionally explode and 'that she does'.
As Red holds the door open for Sharon to leave.... Sharon falls against the table and something falls to the floor (the 3 monkeys) I think she stole them too! Sharon puts her face into her hands and sobs ..and sobs...
Red: "Those #%@*! are not going to work on me."
Sharon's face trembles...and it was bizarre..like she was transforming again.

REd picks up the monkeys and puts them on the table....odd look on Red's face... Sharon walks away and says, "JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE"
Red: "Is this the game you play with Brad and Nick...good job. I wish I could do that!"

Sharon: (sobbing) "I've just been in this strange place..this fog..it's everywhere..like I'm walking on it. I don't understand! I'm waiting for the fog to lift..I feel like I'm floating...
Red: *oh, she's good!* "You can't feel the air under your feet but you sure can feel that mattress against your back!" No, no sympathy here honey!

Sharon begging: "PLEASE PHYLLIS...DON'T DO THIS TO BILLY OR JACK...JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE ME, DON'T HURT THEM. PLEASE PHYLLIS...DON'T DO IT.
.............I'm BEGGGGGGGGGGGGGING YOU!!"

(meanwhile... Jack is telling Billy he is ruining it with Chloe and his baby by being with THAT TRAMP!! Billy is very uncomfortable and tells Jack to STOP CALLING HER THAT!) Jack makes an odd face as he's confused as to why Billy is so protective OF THAT TRAMP??

Back to the 'wild girls'
Red: "okay enough of the #%@*! Sharon..I'm not falling for it!"
Sharon: HYPERVENTALATING..."PLEASE , please PHYLLIS..PLEASE I'm BEGGING YOU ..DON'T HURT JACK THIS WAY , AND BRAD..PLEASE!!"
Red: "YOU MEAN Billy?? Billy not Brad?" (Red is looking strangly at Sharon like she finally sees that something isn't right with Sharon.)
Sharon , I think you need some help." sounding sincere!
Sharon: "NO..no.."
PHONE RINGS... Red says, "excuse me ..."

Sharon walks away while Red is on the phone and she has another 'space-out and takes the 3 monkeys, then walks out the door (without Red seeing her)
Sharon calls Billy and tells him it's over.... (while he's with Jack) she tells Billy that Red is threatening to tell and it's over, she can't see him any more" Billy cannot get a word in and abruptly leaves Jack at the table after defending his 'care' for THE TRAMP!

Sharon is at the hotel and Jack comes knocking! He tells Sharon she looks like she's been crying and that she can tell him anything.
Sharon: "you need to leave..I have to handle my own problems and stop leaning on men (and sleeping with them)"
Jack stops her and she leans into him crying... "JACK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE..YOU'LL ONLY BE DISAPPOINTED!"
Jack: "IS THERE ANOTHER MAN?" *or five?*
SHARON: "LOOK JACK, I'M SLOPPY SECONDS...DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ANOTHER MAN (or 7)...JUST GO...GO FAR, FAR AWAY!! AND, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR IT ANYWAY!" (but, he interjects and that fun moment is lost!) SHOOT!

JACK: "Now, you listen to me..I love you more than ever and I don't care about what went on with you and anybody else. I caused this Sharon..I pushed you away! I don't care what people say...none of it matters..none of it! I want to put our lives back together... come home and let me take care of you, please. You've been through HELL because of problems I've caused... LET ME HELP TAKE THE PAIN AWAY... the best day of my life was the day I married you."
Sharon: "JACK, THE SMARTEST MOVE YOU COULD MAKE IS GETTING AWAY FROM ME! and my alien ways!"

Jack: "ALL I WANT IS YOU BACK IN MY LIFE SHARON..AND NOAH (oh, is he doing something to Noah too?) I LOVE YOU...I CANNOT BEAR TO BE WITHOUT YOU! I think you need me almost as much as I need you."

Sharon (crying) "JUST KEEP ME SAFE JACK..KEEP ME SAFE FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD!! PLEASE!! (it was very sad)

Jack: "Just you and me..and nobody else, I promise!"
*then...this just in..they hit the sheets!!! And, the '3 monkeys' fall out of Sharon's jacket!*
Next: Red is still in awe over Sharon's bizarre behaviour. AS she's shutting down for the night she notices the monkeys are gone??? She looks around but knows that SHARON took them, "SHARON!" She looks haunted by that discovery.

Karen is with Ana and the S.Worker waiting nervously for Neil's arrival. Neil is so conflicted when Devin asks if he loves his BANGIN' AUNT! but, Neil does show up just in time for the meeting and Karen wants to know where he was...well, he was with the nephew of THE BANGIN' AUNT!

I loved Karen's face when he told her 'he didn't let Tyra go from her job'.
Sharon and Red always have great scenes together. Some soaps make these feuds old but I think these two actresses get some great lines and they have good 'firey' chemistry on the set.