By Oliver Angelina Tippitoes
One Tuesday last June a man stopped at this gas station in Tennessee to use the bathroom. The toilet "malfunctioned." What happened next left him with "urologic injury, neck injury, prostatic trauma with urinary retention… and trembles from pain."
According to a lawsuit filed by a Jack Goin after the events of that fateful day, "as Mr. Goin was attempting to use the men's restroom inside the Mapco Express on Neely's Bend Road, there was a hardware malfunction of the toilet seat that resulted in Mr. Goin sitting directly onto a bolt with anal penetration."
The three-page suit below has the gory details.