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07/22/12 08:14 AM
Double Edged Sword wrote:
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian,white baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr.Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I tink we name him Sum Ting Wong.
11/09/12 10:10 PM
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A - The man told her to.
Q - Why did she come back?
A - The man snapped his fingers.
Q - What was the strange thing about all of this?
A - She should never have been out of the kitchen.
Q - Why Did God create Adam first?
A - So he'd have a chance to talk before Eve came along.
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A - Because they think men give a shit
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A - None, make the woman do it!
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11/14/12 09:05 PM
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