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Andr913		#2641	[-]
Posts: 7171 02/26/12 01:18 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Also, 2009 is about to take a few hits. Will it be in the next update?
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Brookie		#2642	[-]
Posts: 2252 02/26/12 02:01 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	<33 Up, Dug, and especially Kevingoddess. I haven't seen all 12 of those Pixar movies, but only Toy Story 3 would outrank Up of the ones I have seen.
PoorYorick		#2643	[-]
Posts: 1932 02/26/12 02:06 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	WALL-E is by far my least favorite Pixar movie, other the abortion of a movie that is Cars 2. Maybe I need to re-watch it, but I found it incredibly boring and blatantly preachy.
Andr913		#2644	[-]
Posts: 7171 02/26/12 02:12 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#45. DISTRICT 9 2009 POSTER/TRAILER ANALYSIS: Goddamn this movie had great marketing in the posters. The trailer was good too. NOMINATION ANALYSIS: Picture, A. Screenplay, Editing, Visual Effects. I bet it might've won�that last one�if it wasn't for Avatar. District 9 is a very clever movie and a very clever commentary on apartheid...for 2/3rds of it. It's also an incredibly black comedy, featuring prawn cannibalism, cat food,�and Sharlto Copley (who needs more work) transforming into a prawn in the creepiest way possible-very gradually. It shows the pointlessness of apartheid and one man's change in stance on the matter. It's got a great screenplay and very nice visual effects. So why is District 9 only #45 and my #7 movie of 2009? Because of that goddamned final third. The final third of District 9 is 150-200% action. Which is fine up to�a point, because at first it helped the movie...but after a while, it became TOO MUCH. Like, enough already! We don't need to witness Vikus whooping�EVERYONE'S ass! Come on, more transformation scenes! Can't we see Vikus gradually turn even more prawnlike? Still, the movie is great up until that point. And the ending is ultimately very good, with no one knowing if the aliens will come back to declare war or reconcile, and Prawn-Vikus making another metal flower. So, to sum it all up, if District 9 were a movie review, this part would stay the same and then the review would end with: OMG I LURVED DISTRIKT NIN HOW DARE ARMOND WHEAT GIVE IT A ROTTEN RATENG HES SUCH A TROLL HE RUINS EVERY MOVIES TOMATOEMETERRR SKORE ITS UMPOSSIBLE FOR A MOVIE TO GET A 100 NOWADAYS AND THE DARK NIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER AND ITS THE GRAYTEST INJUSTISS EVURRR. (Yes,�Dark Knight�should've won, but it's not worth sobbing over.) Hint for #44: Spoiler [+] Biopic.
ilovekelly752		#2645	[-]
Posts: 4360 02/26/12 03:44 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I haven't seen Cars 2, and I don't really remember A Bug's Life, but here's how the other Pixar movies should be ranked. 10. Cars 9. Ratatouille 8. Monsters Inc. 7. Toy Story 2 6. Wall-E 5. Toy Story 4. The Incredibles 3. either Up or Toy Story 3 2. Finding Nemo 1. either Up or Toy Story 3
Gatorzzz		#2646	[-]
Posts: 8358 02/26/12 04:11 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg a Pixar ranking <3 the only ones I haven't seen are Up and Cars 2 10. Cars 9. Wall-E - I wanted to fucking cry 8. The Incredibles 7. Toy Story 6. Ratatouille 5. Toy Story 2 4. Monsters Inc. 3. Toy Story 3 - Barbie and Ken <3 - Evil Buzz - Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head - Rex (as always) <3 2. Finding Nemo - Dory <333 - Bruce :fans: so hot - Flo and her reflection Deb <3 1. A Bug's Life - indisputable best animated movie ever - HEIMLICH GOD <333 - Phyllis Diller as the Queen <3 - Francis - Hopper :fans: pioneered CPN <3 (also Kevin Spacey <3)
JackSparrowBauer		#2647	[-]
Posts: 9076 02/26/12 04:55 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I haven't seen Wall-E yet and I refuse to see Cars 2 but 1. Finding Nemo 2. Up 3. Toy Story 3 4. The Incredibles 5. Toy Story gap 6. Toy Story 2 7. Monster's Inc. gap 8. Ratatouille 9. A Bug's Life epic gap of death 10. Cars
ilovekelly752		#2648	[-]
Posts: 4360 02/26/12 06:57 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#37. There Will Be Blood (2007) It was really tough for me to even get to this point, because there are so many great movies on this list, so the fact that the top 37 are all still in is a huge compliment to those movies. I feel like most people would have this in their top ten, but there were just too many movies I liked more, rather than me not liking this one. I thought Daniel Day-Lewis's performance can be added to the other three I mentioned, Charlize Theron's, Sean Penn's, and Helen Mirren's, as one of the top ten performances of the 21st century. The directing set sort of a creepy tone to the movie, which worked very well, and the script was beautiful, but despite that, the movie still needed a great leading performance to work. If a mediocre actor played Daniel Plainview, the movie would drag, and the greatest scenes would be average. It seems like an extremely difficult role to play anyway, and still, Daniel Day-Lewis was incredible. From the scene where he screams that he abandoned his child, to the scene where he's yelling at his son at the end, to the famous milkshake scene, Daniel gave the character villainous characteristics and relatable human traits all at once. His performance was going to make or break the movie, and it took the screenplay, and allowed it to reach it absolute fullest potential. I'd say the last 45 minutes of the movie are unbelievable. I would actually rank his performance as the second best of the 21st century, behind a female's performance which is still in this ranking. I also liked the performance of Paul Dano as well. The movie as a whole was more than worthy of a Best Picture nomination, and the lead performance demanded a Best Actor Oscar. Major awards it won or was nominated for: Best Picture (lost) Best Director (lost) Daniel Day-Lewis for Best Actor (won) Best Adapted Screenplay (lost) Major awards / nominations I would've given it: Best Picture (nomination) Best Director (nomination) Daniel Day-Lewis for Best Actor (award) Paul Dano for Best Supporting Actor (nomination) Best Adapted Screenplay (nomination) Last Edited By: ilovekelly752 04/11/12 05:56 PM. Edited 2 times.
Andr913		#2649	[-]
Posts: 7171 02/26/12 07:11 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Before I write an update (the red carpet sucks sorry) I'd like to add something I realized I forgot to add to the writeup-Hugo's ranking was almost certainly affected by the fact that the movie theater had technical problems and the picture shut off while the sound kept going, making it essentially the opposite of The Artist and spoiling the ending (it shut off when Hugo was carrying the automaton through the station). They managed to fix it (and we got free movie passes) but we had to rewatch a good half hour over again. Which was no fun. I feel bad for letting this influence the ranking, but I think it's a fairly decent placement anyway. Moving on...
Andr913		#2650	[-]
Posts: 7171 02/26/12 07:33 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gatorzzz, if you die, it will be because you let a shark give you a blowjob. Seriously, ew. Bruce is a frigging shark, he's not hot. Moving on... #44. CAPOTE 2005 Trailer can't be embedded, click here. POSTER/TRAILER ANALYSIS: Both are good. NOMINATION ANALYSIS: Picture, Director, Actor (Hoffman), S. Actress (Keener), A. Screenplay Much like Milk, Capote is a biopic about a gay. Much like Harvey Milk, Capote was a major figure of the times. Unlike Harvey Milk, Capote was the most limp-wristed, lisping, prancing little fairy you could imagine. Seriously, he would make Colton look straight. Capote's novel In Cold Blood is a creepy read and I highly recommend it. When you learn about his obsession with Perry, the novel becomes even more disturbing because Capote clearly was fond of him. Capote pretty much left Perry to his death, which was supposedly a form of redemption. The movie is very well done all around, with Hoffman giving one of the most shockingly accurate portrayals of the decade. I've listened to some recordings of Capote and Hoffman has it down pat. I think the movie has two problems: 1. Keener shouldn't have been nominated for her portrayal of Harper Lee. It's a very bland performance, and she's not much more than a slightly witty fg hag. But hey, at least the real Harper Lee can join other famous and amazing fg hags, both real and fictional, like Grace from Will and Grace, Ana Matronic, Adele, and the woman whose name I forget from Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy! 2. The adaptation of In Cold Blood, which told the story of the killings, was better. Fucking creepy, that movie was. So while I recommend Capote...the book was better, and so was the original movie. Yes I'm aware that Chasing Pavements is not actually about loving gay men, but it's an amusing theory. Hint for #43: Spoiler [+] One of the more divisive nominees of the century.
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ilovekelly752		#2651	[-]
Posts: 4360 02/26/12 07:40 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spoiler [+] Avatar?
ilovekelly752		#2652	[-]
Posts: 4360 02/26/12 07:46 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I agree about Catherine Keener's nomination. Sandra Bullock, Thandie Newton, Tilda Swinton, Scarlett Johansson, and Anne Hathaway all gave better supporting performances that year.
Andr913		#2653	[-]
Posts: 7171 02/26/12 07:51 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#43. AVATAR 2009 POSTER/TRAILER ANALYSIS: Both are pretty and fine. NOMINATION ANALYSIS: Picture, Director, Art Direction, Cinematography, Visual Effects, Editing, Score, Sound Editing, Sound. No Screenplay nomination...no shocker. So, I suppose I need to explain my thoughts on Avatar very clearly since ILK isn't a fan. Yes, the script was�a bit cliche, and the fact that the #6 movie of 2009 was challenging The Hurt Locker for the win is bizarre. But it's still great. First off, the three Oscars it won were well earned. I mean, if it didn't win Visual Effects we'd all laugh. Every other technical nomination is well earned. Etc. But now for the criticism...the script. Yeah, it was a�bit cliche, and I am NOT a fan of Cameron actually using unobtanium. But, quite frankly, the movie is a work of art visually. It's lush and detailed. And there's nothing wrong with a simple story. So what if it's hokey? It's a transporting adventure, and the dragon training sequence is art. And as for the claims that it's similar to Dances with Wolves...so fucking what? Most of that movie's detractors came out when it beat Goodfellas. (I do think that was a terrible choice though...but I still like Dances with Wolves. It's a very thoughtful film.) Also, I'd like to add that sequels to Avatar are fine as long as they're "Aliens" and not "Alien 3." And make sure the dead characters stay dead please, bringing back Sigourney Weaver is silly. (I hope this review was adequate.) Hint for #42: Spoiler [+] Features an animal performance.
Andr913		#2654	[-]
Posts: 7171 02/26/12 08:17 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ceremony time in 22 minutes. I think Avatar will be my last review before the year in film comes to an end. Have fun celebrating! If I did Oscar parties, the menu would be: black and white cookies, something Hawaiian, black rock candy, chocolate pie, croissants, escargot, something native to Oakland, dinosaur chicken nuggets, and horse meat. Woo, how unhealthy. (This is also an adkill.)
Gatorzzz		#2655	[-]
Posts: 8358 02/26/12 11:34 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Meryl finally winning after nearly 30 years of getting nominated <3 you go gurl!!
Kitty Pryde1		#2656	[-]
Posts: 14606 02/26/12 11:37 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Iron Lady should've been one of the nine BP nominees.
jedijun		#2657	[-]
Posts: 4198 02/26/12 11:38 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ugh meryl ugh the artist ugh hugo domination ugh hp snubbing ugh bill whatever ugh hollywood emma stone was marvelous though TIL was a... good movie but not BP worthy, it's kinda sloppy. Last Edited By: jedijun 02/26/12 11:40 PM. Edited 1 times.
Gatorzzz		#2658	[-]
Posts: 8358 02/26/12 11:41 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	jedijun wrote: ugh meryl I loved the beginning of her speech when she was basically like "fuck you" to all the people that were saying "ugh not Meryl again." <3 Spoiler [+] I still luv you
SeveC		#2659	[-]
Posts: 6592 02/26/12 11:49 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Viola was robbed.
Kitty Pryde1		#2660	[-]
Posts: 14606 02/26/12 11:53 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Having seen Iron Lady AND Help...no, Viola was NOT robbed.
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