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 Tonyas Cokehead Baby |
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Posts: 7 (10/11/03 9:05 AM) |
I Hate the Valtrex commericals.
"Living the life I want". well I'm one that for sure wouldn't want to live my life with genital herp. I'm also jealous cause maybe it I had an STD , I would be climbing mountains and hanging out on beautiful beaches. |
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allymw |
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Posts: 172 (10/11/03 9:26 AM) Registered user |
I can't think of any commercials that suck off the top of my head...but here's a few that I absolutely LOVE....
Dr. Scholls...."Gellin' like a fellon"... NOT "Gellin' like Magellon"...but the Gellin' like a fellon commercial makes me laugh every single time it comes on. Commercial for some cell phone that has a camera... where there's a girl sitting in a diner and she's recording some guy eating all sloppily and she's talking to her friend...and she's saying, "Look, it's your new boyfriend. Don't you just love your new boyfriend?" And the girl on the other line says "I do love him". Funny...as...hell. And I *like* that Quiznos commercial where the one guy says "Were you raised by wolves?" and the other guy says "Yes, I was. Hm" and then they show him sucking on the "teat". |
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PlainCheeseburger |
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Posts: 2933 (10/11/03 10:23 AM) Registered user |
The new Meijer ads where they ask the people if they like the national brand (everyone raises their hand) and then if they like the Meijer brand (everyone raises their hand)
 I'm sorry but I've tried the Meijer brand and it sucks. Also, what's your Favorite M&M commercial?! ![0]](http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif)
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mullet420 |
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Posts: 439 (10/11/03 10:33 AM) |
those cell phone commercials with that Zeta-Jones skank. whenever i see those commercials or the movie ad where she plays George Clooney's beard, all i see are those paparazzi shots of her on that Mexican balcony puffin on a butt and downing vodka with her bared saggy flapjacks while Michael Douglas' lovechild fights for life inside her. somebody should tmobile her a picture of that
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Keitspid |
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Posts: 6010 (10/11/03 11:47 AM) Registered user |
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 A random thought I had about that Quizno's ad - the guy says "Are you still eating that crap?" I think this is the first commercial I've seen that uses the word "crap". I remember when it was one of the "words kids absolutely can't say", so is this a new thing? Just wondering.
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dire strategery |
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Posts: 4387 (10/11/03 12:17 PM) I'm with STUPID! |
Quote:Oh, I see those too and think the same thing! What a wonderful frickin' life! Have genital herpes!! YAY! |
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dire strategery |
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Posts: 4387 (10/11/03 12:19 PM) I'm with STUPID! |
One more thought, it seems like beer commercials are always the best. Like the new Coors commercial with the guy that puts his name and address in beer bottles and sends them out to see. It's so funny when the poor guy stuck on the island finally finds "BRIAN ON TWELVE MAPLE LANE!!" and punches him square in the kisser.
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Richaroo |
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Posts: 40 (10/11/03 2:08 PM) |
Commercial classic:
"Oh, what kind of pad do you use?" Retch |
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asspicker |
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Posts: 307 (10/11/03 2:17 PM) Registered User |
i hate all pad/tampon comercials. as a woman they make me increidbally unfomfortable.. i can only assume how u boys out there must feel about them
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PeggyinOhio |
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Posts: 2284 (10/11/03 2:42 PM) Registered User |
Hate the Gellin' series. So stupid I want to scream.
If I have to see that Digital Cable one again with the roses, I'll throw something at the TV. Actually, after my recent experience with our local cable company (service isn't even in their freakin' vocabulary) I don't want to see ANY commercials for them. But one of my favs is the "Wingman" Coors commercial. That's a classic. This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor. But she's towing an anchor. A junior investment banker. Who's talkin' about herself and not much more. So buy her a beer, its the reason you're here: Mighty Wingman You're taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream: Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaan |
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JoseBalow |
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Posts: 182 (10/11/03 2:49 PM) |
I HATE DOUCHEBAGS! have a nice day. |
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Toesbro |
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Posts: 135 (10/11/03 4:25 PM) |
Peggy- I love that commercial too! I had hoped that it was a real several-minute song and looked for it online, but it turns out it's just the clip.
On to the commercials I hate: PREPARATION H. They have those shots of someone sitting in a crowd with a constipated look on their face as they grab their ass, and then they think "Should've used Preparation H." I, for one, do not need to know when you've got stuff popping out of your ass. |
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PeggyinOhio |
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Posts: 2284 (10/11/03 4:52 PM) Registered User |
Oh and I HATE those commercials for the gum where they get people filthy like the old Timex commercials. I don't even know the brand of gum, so they aren't working.
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JoseBalow |
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Posts: 182 (10/11/03 5:37 PM) |
^^ Fabulous! ^^
have a nice day |
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Spyra Wolfencastle |
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Posts: 241 (10/11/03 6:12 PM) |
Commericals I like:
-the "brian on 12 maple lane" beer one is a nice one -the wingman one is pretty good -I like the quiznos wolf-teat one too. commericals I dislike: -the tampon/pad commericals... please, enough with the slow torture -like peggy said, that Orbitz (spelling?) gum where they get someone dirty and the person smiles because they have orbitz... gag. -ANYTHING with freaking fugly Carrot top! I hate him with a passion. -herbal essences!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, the whole "organic" orgasmic shower scenes are just plain old. who really cares if you have to get off on your shampoo? that's your problem. -subway commericals, blah. -catherine zeta jones camera phone commericals, double blah. |
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x5Will |
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Posts: 4928 (10/11/03 6:34 PM) Registered user |
I've been bitching about commercials for years now.
One guy even made a website about commercials he hates and has a message board where you can bitch about the ones you hate. www.commercialsihate.com |
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milkshaky |
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Posts: 6347 (10/11/03 7:30 PM) Registered user |
I can't believe no one has mentioned Ditech yet..I H A T E that fat ugly loser..."OMIGOD, I lost another loan to D I T E C H. (The horror!)"
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AmazonWill |
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Posts: 1656 (10/11/03 8:59 PM) Registered user |
I HATE ALL COMMERCIALS... I JUST WANT TO COME HOME FROM A HARD DAY OF PIMPING AND WATCH A SOLID "GOOD" SHOW!! Damn it!
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Posts: 155 (10/11/03 9:53 PM) |
Helpless Girl: I can't live another day without air conditioning!
Macho Man: They say tomorrow's going to be hotter. Girl: Hotter? Man: Like yesterday. Girl: Yesterday?! Yesterday you said you'd call Sears! Man: I'll call today. Girl (pitifully): You'll call now! Man (courageously): I'll call now. Announcer: Sears will now install new Kenmore air conditioning systems... blah, whatever.... Girl: So what's the paper say about tomorrow? Man (slyly): Another scorcher! Girl: ....Cool! (giggles) |
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x5Will |
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Posts: 4928 (10/11/03 10:02 PM) Registered user |
Whenever I see THAT commercial I just say "Bitch, do you have a broken finger? Either call them yourself or get another man!"
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