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Friend. Companion. Soul mate. The yellow lab can read your mind. Hear you thoughts. Sense your pain. They can communicate without making a sound. Are you receptive?

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Lab history & notoriety
Labs of all colors figure large in our history, celebrity, and have insinuated themselves into our very lives. Coincidence, I think not.

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Canine clairvoyance facts
How do they know you so well? Why do they show unconditional, unquestioning love? The answer; they speak to your very soul!

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Yellow Labs, unlike any other breed of dog, have the power to "know us." And they do know us... intimately.

They know our thoughts, our souls, and our minds.
The yellow lab is a singular being put on this earth to enrich our lives and bring us to a better understanding of the world.

The government knows this. Why do you think most US presidents own dogs?

Secret Presidential "Breed Quality Life Enhancement" testing has been going on for years culminating with Buddy the chocolate Lab assigned to President William Jefferson Clinton.
While not as highly tuned to our mental plane as their yellow brethren, Buddy proved to be a positive influence for a troubled President. Today, amongst the nations of the world, President Clinton remains one of our most respected former leaders.

A coincidence?
When Buddy was killed in a car accident he was immediately replaced by another Lab.

His name is Seamus or SAME US - "one of us."

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"This page should serve as your introduction to notable events and individuals without whom this site could not exist. It is all too real. 40,000 BC - Cave paintings of light colored dogs are found near Ceci Est Tout Faux, France. Scrawl around imagery is translated: yellow dog warns us all. 1899 - A yellow Labrador is born to Black Lab mother in Austrailia. The Porter family, who owned the dog, insists it be burned as an abomination. He is saved by the child of a kindly servant named Lloyd. 1903 - Lord Dilfer of Trent barely avoids death from an oncoming carriage. He later says he was warned by a friend, though he was accompanied by no one but his loyal yellow Labrador retriever. 1938 - Vincent 'Wally' Bolé is born but not into greatness. That will be thrust upon him soon enough. 1959 - The government's secret testing and experimentation on Yellow Labs is leaked to the press by a clerk at the hidden facility in the Yellowstone National Park. He tells reporters he was 'compelled' to reveal the information. 1991 - 12 homeless men sleeping beneath scaffolding of a building under construction in New York City's lower east side escaped death just before the scaffolding collapsed. When asked how they managed to get away without injury they told authorities that a yellow dog warned them. All were immediately committed. 2001 - After extensive work with yellow labs I create The Retrievers of Truth. 2006 - I launched ROT site to massive praise and overwhelming newsletter requests. Have you signed up?"

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