This is a ghost nick. I cannot risk my upstanding status on this board by telling you about what happened to me.
One evening while on a cross country driving trip I stopped off at a hotel and when I went into the bathroom to shower, as I slipped off my tightie-whities I was horrified to see that I had laid skid marks all the way from Andover to Baltimore. I have always taken pride in making sure the back door is as clean as the front door! I do not have a large anus. It is not like I have had fingers, hands or hamsters in my butt. The only finger that has been up there is my doctors finger and he promised me dinner and movie afterwards in order to get me to spread'em. Why do I now have butt leakage? I have never had the anal sex. I am gay, but I keep my boyfriends away from that area.
Help, how do I keep myself clean? I just turned 40, is my body starting to give out? do I need to invest in some depends? If it is happening at 40, I don't want to imagine what I will be like when I am 41.
To be clear, I did not make a poopy in my pants, I had anal leakage.
Don't try to find out who I am, I will never tell you my real fake name. I would have used Mrpoopypants, but that nick was already taken.
One evening while on a cross country driving trip I stopped off at a hotel and when I went into the bathroom to shower, as I slipped off my tightie-whities I was horrified to see that I had laid skid marks all the way from Andover to Baltimore. I have always taken pride in making sure the back door is as clean as the front door! I do not have a large anus. It is not like I have had fingers, hands or hamsters in my butt. The only finger that has been up there is my doctors finger and he promised me dinner and movie afterwards in order to get me to spread'em. Why do I now have butt leakage? I have never had the anal sex. I am gay, but I keep my boyfriends away from that area.
Help, how do I keep myself clean? I just turned 40, is my body starting to give out? do I need to invest in some depends? If it is happening at 40, I don't want to imagine what I will be like when I am 41.
To be clear, I did not make a poopy in my pants, I had anal leakage.
Don't try to find out who I am, I will never tell you my real fake name. I would have used Mrpoopypants, but that nick was already taken.
