It's that time of year again. The Miss America contest, now relegated to TLC, is this month, with the winner being crowned on the 30th of January @ 8PM.
Mario Lopez will be hosting this event... again.
The judges for this year's event are:
Vivica A. Fox (late of Independence Day, the Kill Bill movies, and fucking 50 Cent)
Katie Harman (Miss America 2001-2002, crowned days after 9/11)
Shawn Johnson (annoying Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast and Dancing with the Stars Spring 2009 winner)
Dave Koz (openly gay jazz musician)
Rush Limbaugh (neo-con asshole par excellence)
Paul Rodriguez (comedian and actor)
Brooke White (mentally unstable American Idol 2008 finalist)
The 53 contestants (Puerto Rico returns to Miss America for the first time in decades), their talents (or lack thereof) and platforms, and other shit can be found @ http://www.missamerica.org/
The judges for this year's event are:
Vivica A. Fox (late of Independence Day, the Kill Bill movies, and fucking 50 Cent)
Katie Harman (Miss America 2001-2002, crowned days after 9/11)
Shawn Johnson (annoying Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast and Dancing with the Stars Spring 2009 winner)
Dave Koz (openly gay jazz musician)
Rush Limbaugh (neo-con asshole par excellence)
Paul Rodriguez (comedian and actor)
Brooke White (mentally unstable American Idol 2008 finalist)
The 53 contestants (Puerto Rico returns to Miss America for the first time in decades), their talents (or lack thereof) and platforms, and other shit can be found @ http://www.missamerica.org/



