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SURVIVOR SUCKS AWARDS - FILLING AN ECOLOGICAL NICHE!

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SuperJude

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12/29/09 10:08 PM

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Best Thread Of 2009

http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/46166

313 PAGES OF HATRED!

Read that again.

Three Hundred and Thirteen PAGES OF HATRED! For a notoriously short attention span having crowd, and a crowd that prefers 8-10 threads covering a topic instead of just 1, this reached levels of EPIC hardly ever seen before, especially in the Sucks forum. There was just something wretched about Coachbag, even before the season began, and our dear Survivor Arctic was spot on in recognizing this fact. She flagged him as the ultimate shitbird early on, when many still thought he would actually, you know, do something in his season other than be a patsy for JT and Stephen. He had stories of being lost at sea, being the inspiration for a Tom Hanks movie, being nearly eaten in the Amazon. In fact, any story you could tell, he could tell better!

He was exposed by the tireless efforts of SA and Jani as the liar he was. He somehow misrepresented his way onto Survivor and we hated him. Not in a love to hate kind of way the way we did Russell but true, actual hatred unseen before. We hated this guy on our tv screens. We did not relish in his misery, we simply wanted the motherfucker GONE! However, CBS has brought him back for another season promising to make the Coachbag thread even MORE epic, if possible.

SA, thank you so much for pointing out early and often what a twat he really was and ***for coming up with the name Coachbag. Thanks too Jani and everybody else who showed Sucks how to TRULY HATE, making the Coachbag thread the Best Thread Of 2009!

***It has been discovered that the originator of the term Coach(e)bag was Sucks elder Bulletin Bored. We apologize for any inconvenience!***

Last Edited By: SuperJude 01/01/10 03:08 AM. Edited 1 times.

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samsgap

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12/29/09 10:10 PM

This is so supernatural!!

River50 wrote:

TroubleInTampa wrote:

samsgap wrote:

Pencake & NC for their suxies chops! <3

The dedications are beautiful, SJ. You have so much talent to offer Sucks. *t.ear*

they really are! :::sniff::::

omg!! so true!! SJ dedications. <3

::cries::

snowboarders only

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12/29/09 10:11 PM

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I have to peace out for a little while. But thanks to SuperJude for being an awesome host!

Thanks Pencake and NC for the awesome awards!

Again, thanks to NC for creating the Suxies!

Thanks to JPOz for helping to tally the votes!

And thanks to Kanye West for not interrupting the awards.

SuperJude

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12/29/09 10:11 PM

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Cool snowboarders, thanks for hanging around the whole time!

2 more to go.

-SJ™

SurvivorArctic

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12/29/09 10:12 PM

Not a team player

WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And just wait - I renamed it for ASS2 - LET THE HATRED CONTINUE TO GROW!

Not to nitpick: but it is actually Coachebag to better associate him with a douchebag.

River50

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12/29/09 10:13 PM

And YAY! The thread that hooked me to sucks even though I *refused* to post for fear it would just attract more attention to the coachebag. haha LOVE THIS!!!

Edit: just following SA's prudent advice about the e after coach.

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ZombieLinda

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12/29/09 10:13 PM

omw i JUST saw the gif for the funale. so amazing <3

erik's segment is my favo

Axie.rsfd

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12/29/09 10:15 PM

Survivor: Samoa in 60 seconds = ENTERTAINMENT

period.

SuperJude

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12/29/09 10:21 PM

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Youtube Of The Year

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If you Brett fans had maybe gotten together and talked, then picked ONE Brett video, your hero Brett would have won here. Thankfully you are as scattered at voting as you are as fans. Besides, not to toot my own horn here but please show me one other youtube made this year with this many events and transitions, done in under 4 minutes. Seriously. Even though I didn't totally mean it, this video was prophetic. To the person who challenged me: still haven't heard back from you. Does this mean you were wrong and I was right and I DO know how to make a video consisting of more than jpg's, music and transitions?

Yeah. Thought so...

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Oh yeah, Natalie won by 7 votes as well, in case you hadn't heard. OH MAH WERD!

For real though, THIS is how you make a tribute video...

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CAPSattack

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12/29/09 10:22 PM

X to axie and also I hope hossc is having fun at /b/ spreading cancer like a newfag

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LuvTheOzman

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12/29/09 10:24 PM

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SuperJude

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12/29/09 10:24 PM

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LuvTheOzman wrote:

DAMMIT WITH ONLY ONE TO GO!

Fuck you, Kanye West!

-SJ™

TroubleInTampa

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12/29/09 10:24 PM

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Congratulations, Jude! That was a touching tribute to the awesomeness of Natalie.

TroubleInTampa

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12/29/09 10:27 PM

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River50

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12/29/09 10:27 PM

Yeah, awesome job - where did you post those???

SuperJude

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12/29/09 10:29 PM

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Sucks 180° Award For Suckster You Were Most Wrong About

What, you thought Wyl, one of the most VENERABLE of Sucksters, wasn't going to win an award? FOOLS!

Wyl is the man and has been at this forum for quite some time. While we here at the Awards have lost ourselves over the years from time to time, Wyl has always been a great and logical influence, even when pissing people off. What's great about him winning this is that at first, many people think he is rude, just roots for Alpha males, thinks everybody else whines too much. This may all be true, of course, and that's why we love him, but the bigger truth is that he always has SOMETHING to say, unlike the thousands of non quality <3 posts we are forced to muck through every season. Wyl has been here for years and constantly seems to win people over as a season goes on. Being a new reward, we weren't certain which way this would pan out, good or bad as it could be read either way, and certainly was voted either way.

In this case the 180 was all about RESPECT. Well done Wyl and we all look forward to another year of you being a true inspiration for the n00bs and elders alike here at Sucks.

Keep Hate Alive, brother!

Concluding our Awards, Wyl, you are the GLORIOUS WINNER OF THE SUCKS 180° AWARD!

River50

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12/29/09 10:34 PM