Let's face it, the first boots usually suck and who gives a fuck about third boots? But the second boots are usually entertaining in their ousters and in
some instances likable. This topic shall honor these magnificent beasts of nature, looking back at some of the best Survivors to never make it past day 6.
Survivor, Borneo: B.B. "Work Zombie" Anderson (thanks sig)
Best known for being a workaholic and being Survivor's first causality, B.B. Anderson was a gruff, hard man who tried to overcome his inability to make anyone within 50 feet of him like him by working his ass off nonstop. Though he's as strong as Tom and Terry and Ozzy, evidenced by scoring a 9 in Strength, witnessing the Pagongs being lazy fucks broke his heart so much that he requested he be voted out to spare the shame of being on a tribe of lazy fucks. Some say being associated with the Pagong slackers was what drove him to his death after the show. Others say that his spirit won't rest until he harasses his former tribemates into working hard for the rest of their lives.
Nevertheless, B.B. Anderson has proven himself worthy of being a second boot, and in fact set the standard for future second boots to live by. Thus, I induct B.B. into the Second Boot Hall of Fame, which will be represented in a picture once I feel like making one.
Live on, Zombie B.B.
Survivor, Borneo: B.B. "Work Zombie" Anderson (thanks sig)
Best known for being a workaholic and being Survivor's first causality, B.B. Anderson was a gruff, hard man who tried to overcome his inability to make anyone within 50 feet of him like him by working his ass off nonstop. Though he's as strong as Tom and Terry and Ozzy, evidenced by scoring a 9 in Strength, witnessing the Pagongs being lazy fucks broke his heart so much that he requested he be voted out to spare the shame of being on a tribe of lazy fucks. Some say being associated with the Pagong slackers was what drove him to his death after the show. Others say that his spirit won't rest until he harasses his former tribemates into working hard for the rest of their lives.
Nevertheless, B.B. Anderson has proven himself worthy of being a second boot, and in fact set the standard for future second boots to live by. Thus, I induct B.B. into the Second Boot Hall of Fame, which will be represented in a picture once I feel like making one.
Live on, Zombie B.B.
wow, I'm impressed. The second boots really are the most memorable.
