I don't brake for squirrels.

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SirPaulMuaddib	I don't brake for squirrels.	Lead	[-]
Posts: 6960 (11/05/09 8:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lately I've been beset by an army of depressed suicidal squirrels. While driving to work, they have been leaping into the front of my car. One squirrel was funny, it stopped, saw me coming (in the car), and did a double take trying to decide which direct to do in...left or right. It was even funnier when I ran over him. WHY? What is depressing the squirrels????
Extremely Stoic		#1	[-]
Posts: 1265 (11/05/09 8:57 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	road rats...............i'm with you on this one
SirPaulMuaddib		#2	[-]
Posts: 6961 (11/05/09 9:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I looked into the rear mirror.... I didn't see anything. I think he's wound up in the tire axle.
TC		#3	[-]
Posts: 819 (11/05/09 9:09 AM) irst etter issing Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just keep wondering...what is on the other side of the street that they HAVE to get to??? They are nuts darting out in front of me all the time.
glazerboy		#4	[-]
Posts: 3485 (11/05/09 9:16 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw a black squirrel for the first time ever just last week. All the other squirrels are gray.
TC		#5	[-]
Posts: 821 (11/05/09 9:28 AM) irst etter issing Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did they have hoodies on?
managerr		#6	[-]
Posts: 16106 (11/05/09 9:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You're lucky you don't live in towns where they have white squirrels and the squirrels actually have right of way on the roads.
GregBuisIsADick		#7	[-]
Posts: 6462 (11/05/09 9:50 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	But if you don't brake for squirrels how can you back up over them?
appaloosa 56		#8	[-]
Posts: 17 (11/05/09 10:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	GregBuisIsADick wrote: But if you don't brake for squirrels how can you back up over them? Now that's funny..
Baby Please		#9	[-]
Posts: 7280 (11/05/09 10:06 AM) Baby Pees Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	this brings back awful bicycle memories
Fork		#10	[-]
Posts: 441 (11/05/09 10:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Beep the squirrel killer
Ooga Ooga		#11	[-]
Posts: 3641 (11/05/09 11:05 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We have a bounty on squirrels. $2 for every dead squirrel you bring in to City Hall. Stupid politicians! It's too much trouble to fuck with a dead squirrel for $2. If they just raised the bount to $10 (for 5 of them), people would be willing to drive the extra mile and squash the extra squirrel. It may sound grisly, but we have a whole lot of fat ladies in our county.
Citizen Postal		#12	[-]
Posts: 1034 (11/05/09 11:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It may sound grisly, but we have a whole lot of fat ladies in our county. I don't see the connection. Are ladies getting fat from eating squirrels so the government is trying to eradicate the squirrel population to address the problem? Not getting it...........
Penelope McBagpipe		#13	[-]
Posts: 11345 (11/05/09 11:23 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Please wrote: this brings back awful bicycle memories Her cruelness knows no bounds.
The Purple Parrot		#14	[-]
Posts: 11654 (11/05/09 11:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MURDERER!
SirPaulMuaddib		#15	[-]
Posts: 6962 (11/05/09 12:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I didn't murder him! He threw himself into the front of the car! Oddly, this one stretch of road has a lot of suicidal squirrels.

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