This year, for once I'm actually really excited for the Top 10! So excited that I want to keep a history of how we end up dead or alive to each other throughout the season. As many of you already know, I've been keeping track with the following chart.
ETA: I take that back. The Top 10 boot order blows.
Congrats, Keitspid and seaguy!
You too, roadblocker and Zebra 3.
Here, I join you guys in a final dance.
Everyone else, thanks for playing!
You each get a free bag of these.
Dead.To.Me.â„¢ Chart
(as of 09/17/07 12:00 AM PST)
Click for the full version. Refresh if you don't see the update.
Additionally
- roadblocker is dead to Jet Jaga. [-1]
- Destinys Champion is alive to AllMenAreIslands. [+1]
- JRobbed is dead to Jet Jaga. [-1]
- YemaGrl1988 is alive to Destinys Champion. [+1]
- Eternal Joy is alive to roadblocker. [+1]
- Eternal Joy is RACIST to Destinys Champion FOREVER. [-2]
- SerenaSS is alive to Destinys Champion FOREVER. [+2]
- kidcut is alive to ShimMe FOREVER. [+2]
- Newbie799 is alive to roadblocker and Zebra 3 FOREVER. [+4]
- Newbie799 is alive to Jesus of Najareth. [+1]
- Newbie799 is dead to seaguy. [-1]
- DominiqueChic is alive to Destinys Champion FOREVER. [+2]
- makeitreality is alive to MikiBoi. [+1]
- swim4life227 is alive to roadblocker and Zebra 3 FOREVER. [+4]
- swim4life227 is alive to Jesus of Najareth. [+1]
- swim4life227 is dead to seaguy. [-1]
- Everyone is alive to suckshardcore and Miraclemax. [+2 to all of the above in italics]
- Canada is dead to suckshardcore and Miraclemax FOREVER on top of being SEXIST. [-2]
- Canada is dead to MikiBoi FOREVER on top of being RACIST. [-1]
- Canada is RACIST to YemaGrl1988 and DominiqueChic. [-2]
Alive.to.me.FOREVER. = +2
Variations used:
Will.ALWAYS.be.alive.to.me. / MORE.alive.to.me.THAN.ANYONE.ELSE.EVER. / PERPETUALLY.alive.to.me. / DOUBLE.alive.to.me. / Alive.FOR.ALL.TIME.to.me.
Alive.to.me. = +1
Almost.alive.to.me. = +0.5
Variation used:
Partially.alive.to.me.
Neutral = 0
Almost.dead.to.me. = -0.5
Variations used:
Barely.alive.to.me. / Badly.injured.to.me. / On.life.support.to.me. / This.close.to.being.dead.to.me. / Partially.dead.to.me.
Dead.to.me. = -1
RACIST! and/or SEXIST! = -1
Dead.to.me.FOREVER. = -2
Variations used:
Dead.and.BURNING.IN.HELL.to.me. / DEADER.than.dead.to.me. / DOUBLE.dead.to.me. / MOST.dead.to.me.
Rankings from Most Alive to Most Dead
(as of 09/17/07 12:00 AM PST)
Keitspid / Destinys Champion / seaguy = 9
SPunKeeMonKee = 7.5
smartguy24 = 7
louie77 / ShimMe / MikiBoi / Newbie799 / swim4life227 = 6
suckshardcore / RealityTVWhore = 5
pjadedd = 4.5
Strahlx / dissimilis / SerenaSS / kidcut / DominiqueChic = 4
Miraclemax = 3.5
YemaGrl1988 / makeitreality = 3
cgnudumples / AllMenAreIslands / Jet Jaga = 2
thefunnystone / kennethp21 / Eternal Joy = 1
Queen Narnia / WylDawg / Jesus of Najareth = 0
JRobbed = -1
roadblocker / Zebra 3 = -1.5
Canada = -19.5
Dead.To.Me.â„¢ Graph
(from 06/05/07 to 09/16/07)
Post-Season Rankings
(as of 09/17/07 6:45 AM PST)
Keitspid = 9
Destinys Champion = 9
seaguy = 9
SPunKeeMonKee = 7.5
smartguy24 = 7
louie77 = 6
ShimMe = 6
MikiBoi = 6
Newbie799 = 6
swim4life227 = 6
suckshardcore = 5
RealityTVWhore = 5
pjadedd = 4.5
Strahlx = 4
dissimilis= 4
SerenaSS = 4
kidcut = 4
DominiqueChic = 4
Miraclemax = 3.5
YemaGrl1988 = 3
makeitreality = 3
cgnudumples = 2
AllMenAreIslands = 2
Jet Jaga = 2
JRobbed= 1
thefunnystone = 1
kennethp21 = 1
Eternal Joy = 1
roadblocker = 0.5
Queen Narnia = 0
WylDawg = 0
Jesus of Najareth = 0
Zebra 3 = -1.5
Canada = -19.5
The New & Improved Super 5 + Henchmen
JAYDEEOWNAGE!!! United against Blah-ian
The Fierce & Fabulous <3blackgurl<3 Posse
"Canada is RACIST!"
The Temporary New & Improved Super 5
United against Montannika & roadblocker
The True Super 5
United against the Evil 5
The Evil 5
United against Chinn
If there is anything inaccurate on your row or if you want to give an update on who is currently dead or alive to you, feel free to mention it in this thread.
If you're not on the chart and want to be on it, just say so along with:
- who is currently dead or alive to you and why
- your favourite contestant
- whether you want to run over Montana, Chinn, or Cher with a tank (or if you love them or don't care)
Also, please provide a picture if you don't have an avatar.
Many thanks to roadblocker:
- for creating the concept behind the initial chart
- for the crappy but brilliant graphics on the True Super 5 logo
- for being the life of the CI board















*cricket chirp*

