I really want to go back to the missiles. This is NOT school time.
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pecker |
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I really want to go back to the missiles. This is NOT school time. |
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vanillaslave |
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dude answer my questions.
And try not to be retarded, because if you are a true retard, my county believes that only FIVE percent of the population is retards and our district has twelve percent which means teachers are just making up that the other seven percent are retards and we just don't like obnoxious boys, And I do like obnoxnious boys of questionable intellect which is why I am trying to teach you but first I have to know all kinds of shit about you that the government wants to know so just answer the preliminarys and I will make a special instructional plan for you just like I do the other 39 retards but if you don't answer now as this is my second request, I have to send you to the opportunity room where you will have the opportunity to "stop and think" and "make a good choice" and dude, I don't make this shit up, I don't get to think for myself either, IT'S A GOVERNMENT SCHOOL! So just comply and I will see what I am allowed to teach you because you are in grave danger of being left behind and I can't leave you behind or I get an asschewing for your retardation. so um tia and stuff. |
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HaroldBalzaccio |
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vanillaslave wrote:Hate is such a strong word. No game/forum this season. Or ever again. The bradyboy factor is the only reason I'll tune in at all. |
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vanillaslave |
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Okay, this is a ghostnicClearly the gifted kid (Harold) is passing fucking notes in class. Harold, please take these three toothpicks, an atlas, this CD of Mozart and a still beating heart from a fetal pig and write me a thousand word essay on the the circulatory system. Anti, go read New Moon and explain to me the inner struggle of Bella while simoultaneously being in love with a werewolve and a vampire. And Romcen, please go to the computer and type up your essay on the Significance of Gender Identity Issues of CBR, and pecker, ANSWER THE QUESTION OR I WILL PUSH THE BUTTON FOR THE OR GUY. I need to hold small guided reading groups with the other 36 kids in six rotations at their level based on their specific racial/language/econmonic need. |
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vanillaslave |
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well fuck. what if it could be based on the implosion of Bradyboys private board. ;(
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vanillaslave |
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Harold, please flush out your paragraphs on the lower left chamber. Anti, SIT DOWN! Rom, I need more details about the penis envy, and pecker, ANSWER THE
QUESTIONS I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, oh and hi there mister principal man, let me you small words to say we are meeting the standards in this room
yessiree we are, your office at planning? oh sure. not a problem at all group three time for your four minutes of instruction.
Here is a nurse pass for you, CBR, it's okay we all wet our pants sometimes. ((hugs)) |
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vanillaslave |
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Attention class, it appears that we will not be er..."practicing" our duck and cover today. Please turn in your work as you complete it and read
quietly at your desk until the next government regulated segement begins.
BTW, our next segment will focus on time zones, why they exist and the dreaded conversion. Stop sulking peckerhead.
Looks like the asian pecker, as well as the OT one is spent. |
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RomCen |
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Wait, I didn't sign up for Summer school. Besides, it might take a whole dissertation to figure out CBR's gender status. As for penis envy, I believe that men envy other well hung men penises more than women have penis envy. All we women really want is for the penises to appear in our beds when they're supposed to. I'm now looking up dream penises, but there really isn't much data. |
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Canterbury Tales1 |
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pecker wrote:True. I just wanted to rectify the kilometers and miles stuff, but this thread strayed well beyond what it is about. Psst... in case you forgot. It's about North Korea ready to launch missiles towards Hawaii, which cannot reach us anyway, but a provocation nonetheless. |
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vanillaslave |
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Stop it. Pecker might be in either Hawaii or Florida or Washington or Rhode Island or more importantly, Alaska, where Sarah Palin can see north korea from HER
HOUSE a mere 500 km away.
Don't discount the danger he could be in. And Rom, you are not in "summer school" you are in the "gifted program orientation class" which is an inclusion class with the retards because EVERY CHILD CAN LEARN. EVEN PECKER. Oh and my principal says that I can't yell at pecker or make him answer the questions because it might be against his religious believes and so I must devise a special set of lesson plans for him. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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RomCen wrote: Hi Rom! |
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RomCen |
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Nilla, I feel better then. Oddly enough, that actually happened to me in elementary school. Is this still the current model, putting the gifted with the
special needs?
As far as Korea goes, I still think it's just Kim Jon having a temper tantrum. Maybe he's mad because Michael Jackson and Sarah Palin are hogging all the air time on cable news. eta: Hi SA! Um...are you here to negotiate on behalf of Prince Edward Island? eta: Cause I got my Edwards mixed up with my Alberts. Which uh...could be painful in some cases.
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07/04/09 1:38 AM.
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2ManyAndersons |
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Hey Midget, I mean Kim Jong-Fuckface, I got a perfect target for you, and a time!
Tuesday, July 7th, Los Angeles, Calfornia, Staples Center. Primary targets: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Fred Phelps Secondary target: Wacko Jacko nutcase fans Thanks! |
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HaroldBalzaccio |
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This thread is proof that despite all the rhetoric, some children are still left behind.
If the *offensive term for Koreans redacted* decide to throw a long-range missile in the vicinity of Hawaii (or Rhode Island), I'm betting on a successful test of our ABM systems. |
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RomCen |
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Harold, or Korea could mess up completely and end up hitting Mexico or Canada.
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vanillaslave |
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lol. yes, rom, i had the gifted kids and the retards all in one class this past year, along with 6 kids that didn't speak english.
and the all needed to pass the fifth grade reading test, or I sucked as a teacher. We are expected to individualize instruction for all the kids and make it happen. Lest we be chastized in a "staff" meeting. I can hardly wait to see what he has planned for us next year. Our team leaders met with him and he said he is not playing around with us like he did last year. And he is serious, because he is himself an illiterate "left behind" child. Thank god most of us have big boobs and/or some cultural excuse and he loves us. And he thinks we love him too because he is a dipshit. |
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HaroldBalzaccio |
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vanillaslave wrote:What the fuck is this, teaching by osmosis? Thank Christ I don't have children facing this North Korean menace. |
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Bubba4life |
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RomCen wrote:The chance of killing people with missile is next to nil. |
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vanillaslave |
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Harold, I am gonna go er.... to a traiining session. You are in charge. Be nice to the retards they need to learn too.
But it does look like the tiny asian weenies are spent. i just think this is a small penis thing. There I said it. Now I am probably fired for saying the asians have tiny missiles. But um, IT'S TRUE! And Rom, take names. |
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OMG !!!!!!!!!
HI GORGEOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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