SI You have to read this page. Just page 18 lol. CBR has found my dream penis in her bed. It's a changing day in my life!
oh and HAI! can't wait to read your BB posts.
oh and HAI! can't wait to read your BB posts.
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Palin Resigns As Governor To Be On The Next American Road Trip
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Posts: 17592 (07/03/09 11:55 PM) Registered User |
*blushing* I didn't know CBR was female!
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Posts: 432 (07/03/09 11:59 PM) |
s'okay RomCen, this has not been verified by Modesty yet, so none of us or sure. In fact, when last we saw Modesty she was going to the courthouse to
obtain reallife info on bradyboy.... she will need to hurry back to verify whether or not CBR does or does not in fact have a penis because CBR is going to
Paris tomorrow, and it is unclear to me whether my dream penis is going as well. I love Paris, but I don't understand why MY dream penis may or may not be
going with CBR.
This troubles me. |
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Posts: 24587 (07/03/09 11:59 PM) Gadabout |
A scandal would be nice, but I'd rather hear that the GOP pressured her into taking her ball and going home, sabotaging her so they could have time to
search for an actual candidate and perhaps even seriously look into restructuring the party. Lots of people say that she was the best thing that ever happened
to the Democrats, but that's not thinking things through: the candidate of a major party will receive half the votes, no matter how unpalatable they may
be. That means that she would have a serious chance at winning the election, and then the Universe would have the last laugh because it would have succeeded in
making us long for the days of Dubya, who at least had political pedigree. Whether they had a hand in this or not, the Republicans apparently no longer have to
give up on 2012.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 17595 (07/04/09 12:02 AM) Registered User |
Thanks, 'nilla! I'm sorry that your dream penis may or may not be going to Paris. Is it attached to anyone, or is it like the tooth fairy? It's a
present that surprises you in your bed?
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Posts: 435 (07/04/09 12:12 AM) |
I'm not sure how CBR knew what I was looking for in a dream penis. I did once say very nice things about APGs penis which makes me think he might be in bed
with her right now. Though he got married a few years ago, so I find that a bit less believable. And I think she sleeps with dogs. Like actual dogs, and this
concerns me greatly.
Basically, CBR is not a very nice person for saying "ha ha ha I just found your dream penis in my bed goodnight!" My dream penis would sleep with CBR? Really? She's really fucking old. Like TRHO old. I'm just saying. |
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Posts: 4887 (07/04/09 12:53 AM) Registered user |
**WARNING: THE FOLLOWING JOKE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK**
Willow Palin comes home from school and asks her daddy Todd for $10 to go to the movies. "You know what to do" said Todd with a wink. He then unzips his fly and Willow begins to blow him. After a minute she gags and pulls away. "Dad, you taste like SHIT today." Todd responds with a sigh and a groan, "Ahhhhhh ugh, your brother Trig mistook me for a pacifier again." |
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Posts: 444 (07/04/09 1:01 AM) |
Charlie? Did you by any chance get out of bed with CBR to post that?
I am just testing a theory here. |
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Posts: 4842 (07/04/09 1:03 AM) Registered User |
I will say this about the press conference, the camera people should all be smacked and then fired. Did they hire David Patterson to shoot it?
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Posts: 17332 (07/04/09 1:03 AM) Registered user |
vanillaslave wrote:Lamont and Ray = Modesty? I did not know that. And for some reason in my head I heard "I did not know that" in the voice of that old Dana Carvey Johnny Carson impression when I was thinking that. |
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Charlie the Big Dog |
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Posts: 4888 (07/04/09 1:05 AM) Registered user |
vanillaslave wrote: No. Well maybe not. No change that. No. Wink. |
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vanillaslave |
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Posts: 446 (07/04/09 1:14 AM) |
Lamont and Ray = Modesty? I did not know that. And for some reason in my head I heard "I did not know that" in the voice of that old Dana Carvey Johnny Carson impression when I was thinking that.no sorry, I am an idiot, I thought it was modesty checking out bradyboys real life, Lamont and Ray is Tarasmommy, one of Slip's projects of "tragic women" kind of like Shag. Tarasmommy has a dead baby, Shag has a dead husband. He was keen on sucking up to chicks with death issues. My sister is probably gonna die soon, too bad she could not pull it off before Slip left, I might have been returned to my previous ICONIC GLORY! /sniffle. And, Charlie, I know that I just found you today...actually I think we have already done this drunken dance once or twice, but unless your penis has been in bed with CBR in the last few hours.... you are not, in fact, my dream penis. /sniffle. I know, I know this is what happens when you stay up too late, everything gets ugly. I really don't know much about CBR other than lots of people secretly think she is a boring old lady who sleeps with dogs, but clearly /cries she knows what I am looking for in a "dream penis" and she FOUND IT AND TOOK IT FROM ME! /sobs. I am everso jealous, and subsequently done with you, cause like I am in mourning or jealous or I am not sure what I should be feeling right now, this is all so new... |
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Posts: 4026 (07/04/09 1:19 AM) Registered user |
Dictatorship <3s Sarah Palin. That means she'll always be an early boot and never a winner. Yay!
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Posts: 164 (07/04/09 1:21 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
vanillaslave wrote:CBR is childless. |
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Posts: 449 (07/04/09 1:27 AM) |
k so the boring old lady that sleeps with actual dogs works... what am I supposed to do with this information?
Childless is like a god thing in my world. I hate children, I am a teacher. |
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Posts: 17608 (07/04/09 1:36 AM) Registered User |
Phuz1 wrote: 
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Posts: 3211 (07/04/09 2:44 AM) MESS member |
Alaska's mission - to contribute to America. We're strategic IN the world as the air crossroads OF the world, as a gatekeeper of the continent. I thought Jamaica was the gatekeeper of the continent. |
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Posts: 27 (07/04/09 5:29 AM) I torture animals
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Posts: 28420 (07/04/09 5:44 AM) MESS member |
My dream penis, not yours - how would I know what you dream about?
I just figured you might be having trouble finding one that satisfies you since I see you asking for peen pics a lot. I <3 ya niilla |
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Posts: 7616 (07/04/09 5:52 AM) |
Oh lord, CBR.
Have fun in Paris! |
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