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kf59 |
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Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time...
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stark52 |
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frisbeehead wrote: Actually you would land in the future. It is a quirky fact that, when you jump on a bus, you travel into the future at the rate of 1 Hz per second. |
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Dances with Pigs |
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What speed would a bus need to jump over a train car anyway?
Remember Shwarzenigger in the movie "Red Heat"? That was awesome. |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 8459 (06/29/09 4:11 PM) Registered user |
Wow, the thread starter is really contributing to OT and the human knowledge base.
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Dances with Pigs |
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You have to have 2 quarters or a token to ride the bus with us.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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This is a trick question.
You'd actually land in the principal's office for leaving your seat while the bus was in motion. |
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PoChop |
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You also can't jump in a bus because the floors are too sticky, unless you pop out of your Earth shoes.
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merkyl |
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If a white person on a bus jumps will they land back where the black folk sit?
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hamdingers |
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White people can't jump.
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Apprentice Talker |
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I can do paper plane to fly on the air around 5 feet above the ground.
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merkyl |
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Super.
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