So I am guessing the fifty cents you accept for a back alley hand job is just a "donation?"
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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 10938 (11/08/09 8:31 PM) Registered User |
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 291 (11/08/09 8:39 PM) |
As if a glamorous lady like me would ever consent to a seedy back alley affair. Please don't lump me with the degenerate vermins of your family, thanks.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10940 (11/08/09 9:22 PM) Registered User |
Who said Miss Alley was related to me?
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 293 (11/08/09 9:29 PM) |
You scribbled on the men's room, "MISS ALLEY, SHE IS FABULES!!!! I WAN HER 2 B MY MOMMY!!!"
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10942 (11/08/09 10:31 PM) Registered User |
It's amazing you were able to read that while kneeling on the dirty men's room floor with semen in your eyes.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 295 (11/09/09 12:03 AM) |
I repeat: I will never be so unsanitary as to kneel on the floor of a men's room. Please do not slander me in such a disgusting manner, thanks.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10944 (11/09/09 8:11 AM) Registered User |
Oh please....you'd lick the men's room floor if the porn director told you to do it. Plus, god knows you've licked worse.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 299 (11/09/09 9:08 AM) |
Ugh, I'm taking a break from talking to you. All that filth spewing from that sewage hole of yours is so disgusting, my delicate sensibilities are
traumatized.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10947 (11/09/09 10:13 AM) Registered User |
Glamor Lohan wrote: I have the same response to you every 28 days. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10957 (11/10/09 7:58 AM) Registered User |
Derek is a member of Surya's campaign supporters group on Facebook. I guess this means that Surya is pro-Gay Marriage; assuming that one subjects
themselves to arranged marriages within their own caste and promises to throw themselves on the funeral pyre when the spouse dies.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3511 (11/11/09 11:26 AM) Registered User |
^I'm not on FB, Suity. What pic is Derek using over there?
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3512 (11/11/09 11:31 AM) Registered User |
SuitSnob wrote: A genuine Kennedy half dollar? Like the one Cousin Bobby gave to that kid to go out on a date with Cindy? And we never have Twinkies in the house. The only snacks we get are apples, and Alice's fresh-baked cookies. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10970 (11/11/09 1:34 PM) Registered User |
Cousin Oliver wrote:Oooh...it's a NAKED one!!!! You'd better join FB to see!!! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10988 (11/14/09 9:58 AM) Registered User |
For those of you who enjoy watching less-random reality TV firings than Derek's; there is a marathon of My Big Fat
Obnoxious Boss today on Fox Reality.
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ApprenticeDerek |
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Posts: 61 (11/16/09 2:51 AM) Registered user |
Holy shit, this thread is STILL going? You guys crack me up. And who the hell is this new Lohan whore on here? Fuck her shit up, Suity! Also, what's with
checking out my Facebook activities but not friending me...unless you're already on my friends list, but I don't recall having any cross-dressing, fat
trannies on there!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10995 (11/16/09 12:35 PM) Registered User |
Glamor Lohan is Miss Allie's Mini Me...all the sluttiness, half the charm and twice the attitude.
I was checking out Stinky Surya and happened to see you as a supporter. Is he planning on voting for Gay marriage, Derek? As long as the surviving spouse is forced to throw themselves on the funeral pyre? On the ABSURD chance that Mr. FIVE AND TWO makes it to Congress, I hope they make him stand next to Newt Gingrich...that would be a crack-up! Did Derek ever get a job? Or is he reduced to starring in Bear Porn? 
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3541 (11/17/09 2:12 AM) Registered User |
ApprenticeDerek wrote:*snicker* Hi, Derek! |
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Posts: 11014 (11/20/09 8:58 PM) Registered User |
Cousin Oliver wrote: He pops in, and then does not come back to see the responses. I think we need a new, sexy Bear candidate to worship. 
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3581 (11/25/09 1:06 AM) Registered User |
If that is the option, I shall pass.
*blech* |
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