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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10264 (07/05/09 3:46 PM) Registered User |
I never have had to learn to spell. I am so pretty that all the teachers passed me no matter what-also due to the fact that I was Head Cheerleader.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4171 (07/05/09 6:39 PM) |
Actually, they passed you because they were your Momma's regular johns.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10267 (07/05/09 9:01 PM) Registered User |
Oh please...my momma's johns were illiterate derelicts, not teachers. Get your story correct before making baseless accusations, cuntbreath.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4172 (07/05/09 9:10 PM) |
Are you implying that I don't chew on high quality mint drops after an enjoyable session of rug munching? You pigfucker!
Oh, and new page Maria photo: 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10269 (07/06/09 9:30 AM) Registered User |
Wow! Great necklace on Maria! It's amazing what one can make out of stale Fruity Pebbles and dried-up Gummi Bears.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4175 (07/06/09 4:44 PM) |
At least she wasn't shilling Zune passes for a dollar. Now that is a laugh indeed.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10272 (07/06/09 7:02 PM) Registered User |
So, how did your attempt to get the DisneyWorld Monorail to pound into your pussy go this weekend?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4177 (07/06/09 7:07 PM) |
Eeeuw. You always resort to grossness when you're losing the war of wits with me.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10273 (07/06/09 7:18 PM) Registered User |
It was only gross because you used the slime on Mr. Toad to lube yourself up.
Last Edited By: SuitSnob
07/06/09 7:23 PM.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4178 (07/06/09 7:28 PM) |
Let me guess. You were masturbating with your other hand while you typed that.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10276 (07/06/09 7:45 PM) Registered User |
As if I could masturbate while discussing any vagina, particularly yours-which coincidentally has had more passengers than the DisneyWorld Monorail System.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4180 (07/06/09 8:03 PM) |
I can tell that someone is mad because he couldn't go to Disneyworld for the 4th...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10278 (07/06/09 10:10 PM) Registered User |
Yes... but it was the only day Wes could sneak of to have hot sex with me at the hotel. Wesley Moss: A true E-Ticket Ride. And unlike fucking Archie, with
Wes it's not a small world after all.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4183 (07/07/09 1:30 AM) |
HA HA HA HA HA at your "Lonely at home, dreaming of the impossible" fantasies that you try to pass off as real. Wes is a 100% hot-blooded
HETEROsexual.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10279 (07/07/09 7:45 AM) Registered User |
Not so fast. I showed him some close-up photos of your puss-filled, mucus-dripping vagina and he got turned off women for life.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4184 (07/07/09 9:24 AM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10282 (07/07/09 2:32 PM) Registered User |
SuitSnob wrote:fixed. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4186 (07/07/09 4:40 PM) |
Sigh. If only you will stop being a stubborn c.unty bitch and accept your lot in life...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10284 (07/07/09 8:09 PM) Registered User |
Sigh. If only you'd learn that you can spell "cunty" on here without it getting filtered.
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
