Why is it that you are obsessed with MJ, honey? Were you the guy they caught on tape on CNN raping his poor decomposing corpse?
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Posts: 4122 (06/29/09 7:31 PM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10231 (06/29/09 9:30 PM) Registered User |
Oh please Baby...my dick weighs more than his whole corpse....where would I stick it? This would be like you using a Q-tip to stimulate your
much-stretched-out vaginal canyon.
Maria's website is really a laugh. Does she actually think she will make money from this venture? As if people want a 6'2" hermaphrodite to come into their homes to rearrange their sock drawer. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4123 (06/29/09 9:34 PM) |
At least she's not selling failed music pass programs to kids who know better than to listen to a FAILED FINANCIAL CONSULTANT WHO STOLE OLD PEOPLE'S
RETIREMENT FUNDS.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4124 (06/29/09 9:40 PM) |
Wes Moss steals your money. What a sleaze pig.
Maria helps you find HAPPINESS. She's a beautiful god.dess. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10232 (06/29/09 10:33 PM) Registered User |
My god...the photos of her on the website are more retouched than Lucille Ball in the Mame movie.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4125 (06/29/09 11:15 PM) |
You're being a hateful c.unt because Wes still looks like a bloated balding fat corpse even after Microsoft had retouched his photos. You can't bear to
admit that your "love of your life" is a corpulent piggy conman.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10233 (06/30/09 7:24 AM) Registered User |
As opposed to a bored, overgrown housewife who can't get a real job so she starts a service where she arranges flowers for people? I am suprised she
hasn't offered to take out the garbage for busy Yuppies as well.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4126 (06/30/09 7:53 AM) |
You're so delusional, convinced that the piece of shit you fuck in your delusions to be so great just because he shrills Zune to kids not even half his
age, I don't see any point reasoning to you.
You're an EPIC FAIL WHALE. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10234 (06/30/09 9:21 AM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4127 (06/30/09 9:53 AM) |
Sigh. Insulting Maria won't make Wes any less fug, you know. He's still a fug, and you're a fug fucker.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10235 (06/30/09 10:42 AM) Registered User |
The problem here, Miss Alley is that you are taking a perfect opportunity to trash an obnoxious stupid bitch from the notorious S2 womens' team for
starting a really dumb business venture and just using it as yet another opportunity to attack a sweet innocent WASP like Wes. This would be akin to David
Cook's career tanking so bad that he is reduced to replacing Billy Mays as the OxyClean pitchman and me ignoring thatjust reveling in Archie's
stupidity, closetedness and Mormonism. Come on Miss Alley...why not try just one Maria insult based on her plastic surgery and stupid website? Just
one?!?!?!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4128 (06/30/09 4:37 PM) |
The problem here, sweetheart, is that Wes is not sweet or innocent. And I think he will be replacing Billy Mays for
OxyClean soon, after Zune ditches him for a more relevant popular spokesperson who actually has balls.
You're so sweet, but delusional, in your fanboy crush of Wes... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10236 (06/30/09 4:45 PM) Registered User |
Do you think Maria might come over to help me simplify my collection of Wes Moss Suit Porn? I was thinking of offering her bus fare and a bag of rice...I
believe that is her going rate...
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4129 (06/30/09 7:11 PM) |
Why don't you drop her a note? Although I can't imagine how you're going to pay her. You have to beg me for sugar and rice every other day since
they kicked you out of the retirement home for masturbating onto the TV screen and short-circuiting it.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10238 (06/30/09 9:43 PM) Registered User |
Says the old biddie who got thrown out of the Home For Old Whores for stealing her roommate's dentures and using them to simulate cunnilingus on herself
since no man will touch her anymore.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4132 (06/30/09 10:59 PM) |
Stop copying my insults, you unoriginal douchebag!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10239 (07/01/09 6:59 AM) Registered User |
Other than a general idea of being in an old folks home, I see no copying. It's a shame your mother made you drop out of school in 3rd grade to work in
kiddie porn, or maybe you would have been better educated and could see the distinctions.
Here is a book that I bet would help you learn to read, and it it right up your "Alley" as it involves being on top of an older man: 
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4137 (07/01/09 8:21 AM) |
Eeuw, I'm not touching that book. Your Uncle Sampson used that on you for "Bedtime Education" at the SuitSnob home, and I am suspicious of the
nature of the fluids that made those pages all sticky.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10240 (07/01/09 9:23 AM) Registered User |
Why not just taste it? You are a vertitable Semen Sommelier.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4139 (07/01/09 4:37 PM) |
You keep see-sawing between how no man wants me and how every man wants me. Why don't you pick one and stick with it?
Like how I'm constant in calling you a KNOCK-KNEED SENILE OLD UGLY PIGFUCKING LOSER QUEEN WHO LUSTED AFTER A USELESS FAILURE LIKE WES MOSS. |
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