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 SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10221 (06/26/09 7:01 AM) Registered User |
If you made that rhyme, it would make such a cute little ditty!!!
Tell the truth Miss Alley...are you Debbie Rowe, the mother of Michael Jackson's mask-clad kids? |
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 Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4113 (06/26/09 7:30 AM) |
As much as you are LaToya, my dear.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10222 (06/26/09 9:30 AM) Registered User |
LaToya is the one with the REAL talent in that family!
At least now with Homo Michael gone you can live your long fantasy of fucking all of the Jackson brothers at once. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4114 (06/26/09 9:39 AM) |
Thank god the weekend is here and I get to party it up while you sit at home, alone, again, and hating me for being young, gorgeous, and popular.
You can say what you want but you're still the one shut in at home and masturbating to your taped episodes of NCIS. HA HA HA, LOSER. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10223 (06/26/09 9:41 AM) Registered User |
You're the one who turned me on to NCIS in the first place!
And I intend on spending the weekend sexually harassing my illegal immigrant poolboys at my fabulous mansion while you languish in the waiting room at the Free Clinic in hopes of getting some of your Herpes sores scraped off. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4115 (06/26/09 4:28 PM) |
Herpes, Herpes, Herpes.
And you say I am repetitive? You pathetic twat. You're so languishing the weekend alone and unloved, just like you deserve to be. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10224 (06/26/09 6:29 PM) Registered User |
I just figured it out!!!
The Michael Jackson song, Billie Jean. YOU are BILLIE JEAN!!!! i suppose you will be contesting the will now. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4116 (06/26/09 7:02 PM) |
Pathetic. I'm Dirty Diana, you silly cow.
Stop trying to be Angela Lansbury in Murder, She Wrote because it's not working. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10225 (06/27/09 5:19 PM) Registered User |
Muder She Wrote? Is that what your parents allowed you to watch after church on Sundays if you were good and didn't hump the pastor's leg?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4117 (06/27/09 5:32 PM) |
Better than you - you bit the pastor's leg when he refused to let you see his pee-pee.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10226 (06/27/09 6:13 PM) Registered User |
How could I see it when my face was buried in the pillow?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4118 (06/27/09 8:03 PM) |
Poor thing. Even as a child, your mother as well as members of the clergy were trying to smother you to death with a pillow.
It's tough to be born that ugly... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10227 (06/27/09 8:52 PM) Registered User |
Those weren't pillows. Those were your always-exposed tits which were already sagging when I was but a mere babe. No wonder I got turned off women for
life.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4119 (06/27/09 9:32 PM) |
What the fuck? How did I get drawn into your childhood issues again?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10228 (06/28/09 7:56 AM) Registered User |
Since you took the batteries out of my Teddy Ruxpin and put them in your vibrator.
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Miss Alley Shack |
Maria pointing out that Wes Moss has a tiny penis | ||
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Posts: 4120 (06/28/09 4:43 PM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10229 (06/29/09 7:21 AM) Registered User |
My god..where does she find these things?
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 19094 (06/29/09 11:29 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 4121 (06/29/09 4:36 PM) |
From http://www.vafashionweek.splashmodel.com/about.htm:
Maria Boren is a style expert, personal brand consultant & fashion brand developer with a special talent for helping fashion designers in every stage of business build strong brands based on proven business strategies. Maria has a BS in Business Management and an MBA with a focus on entrepreneurial marketing. Maria has served as the VP of Marketing for Cornerstone Realty, a NYSE traded company Real Estate Investment Trust and has performed public speaking for a collection of industries including politics, fashion, US defense, technology, real estate, retail & finance/banking. In 2008 Maria launched Life Simplified (www.4simplicitysake.com), taking her love of practical and smart living to another level by helping people who feel stuck in their seemingly dead end lives make smart changes Maria has appeared in Vogue, Fortune, Entertainment Weekly, USA Today, the NY Times, TV Guide and was on NBC, ABC, Fox, E Entertainment News, & the Bravo Channel, and had a long run on the 2nd Season of The Apprentice with Donald Trump. And she's glamorous and fabulous now: 
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Posts: 10230 (06/29/09 5:23 PM) Registered User |
Damn Miss Alley...posting those pictures of Michael Jackson in drag so soon after his death! How tasteless...even for you. |
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