"...and then greju puts it in bbspencer and bbspencer says ouch and greju says you like that and bbspencer says no i just said ouch what do you think and then greju says oh mah bad and then greju pulls out and then bbspencer and greju play zelda ocarina of time which is actually one player but greju is an idiot and took an hour to find the sword (everyone knows its behind the fences in the crawl space after avoiding the boulder) and so bbspencer takes the controller since he knows greju will take days to realize he needs to jump from the highest point into the spiderweb in the first dungeon..."
I'll PM you the full version when I'm done.















