Maybe Joe will sign a rapper to his label, try beating him, and get a nasty surprise in return.
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Posts: 19766 (06/30/09 10:38 AM) super badass |
Didja' hear his label in in blue tooth or something?
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superguppie |
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Posts: 26178 (06/30/09 10:39 AM) Registered user |
Al Sharpton leading a moment of silence is like Rosie O'Donnell leading a fast. 
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Veelicious |
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Posts: 5674 (06/30/09 10:40 AM) |
One of those new tangled blueberries all the kids are talking about?
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 10153 (06/30/09 10:40 AM) Registered user |
squashthebeef wrote: i know. i am really excited about it. |
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graperthanthese |
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Posts: 325 (06/30/09 10:54 AM) |
Does Joe Jackson look that way because of plastic surgery gone bad, or is his face all natural?
It looks like he opened the Ark and then closed it real fast. |
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 3004 (06/30/09 10:55 AM) |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 10155 (06/30/09 10:57 AM) Registered user |
lol.
i think that mj's dysmorphia might be because he was afraid he resembled joe. if so, i can hardly blame him for some of the surgery, |
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minerva |
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Posts: 6033 (06/30/09 11:02 AM) Registered user |
There's something I really don't understand about these kids. If MJ was using surrogates and having the surrogates artificially inseminated so he
wouldn't have to touch any icky girl parts with his spotted penis, why didn't he have them inseminated with his own sperm so he would actually be his
children's biological father?
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Remington Steele |
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Posts: 2639 (06/30/09 11:05 AM) |
Apparently he had something against incest. |
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superguppie |
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Posts: 26181 (06/30/09 11:10 AM) Registered user |
Maybe he didn't want to pass on the crazy to the next generation?
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Posts: 3380 (06/30/09 11:11 AM) |
Remington Steele wrote:And he didn't want them to have dark skin. |
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Posts: 327 (06/30/09 11:13 AM) |
I'm beginning to wonder if he was maybe sterile for some reason....the effeminate, high voice....maybe he didn't have functioning gonads or something.
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Posts: 26303 (06/30/09 11:15 AM) Registered User |
I feel badly for the kids because they are about to become part of the worst custody battle we have ever seen.
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Posts: 12427 (06/30/09 11:22 AM) Registered user |
i am happy for the kids because they know for certain now they are not genetically tied to these freakshows
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Posts: 8047 (06/30/09 11:31 AM) Registered user |
Public viewing at Neverland on Friday, CNN is reporting. Private memorial on Sunday. I thought he'd already lost that place due to his financial
shenanigans.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 10160 (06/30/09 11:32 AM) Registered user |
open casket? please say no.
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 3009 (06/30/09 11:33 AM) |
^^^^
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 26306 (06/30/09 11:33 AM) Registered User |
This is all very Boys From Brazil.
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Posts: 8049 (06/30/09 11:39 AM) Registered user |
lol...they haven't mentioned if it'll be open or not. If it's open, it'll be hard for him to top James Brown's funeral ensembles.
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