Why can bald men still grow beards? It's only like 8 inches difference between the chin and scalp right?
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Posts: 11134 (06/14/09 10:33 AM) |
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BBSpencer |
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Posts: 1232 (06/14/09 10:34 AM) |
It's evolution. Hair on top of our head is no longer a necessity to block the sun, beards catch falling food though.
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Posts: 10980 (06/14/09 10:35 AM) |
Nice observation, but I just thought they just shaved their heads on a regular basis and not the beard?
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 34538 (06/14/09 10:37 AM) Registered user |
PUNKY!!!
Bald + goatee = FIERCE |
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BBSpencer |
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Posts: 1233 (06/14/09 10:39 AM) |
Now that we have the answer, can this be turned into a Bear thread? thx
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punky |
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Posts: 11135 (06/14/09 10:40 AM) |
Hi Pie!! xxxoo
Yes it's fierce but WHY DOES IT HAPPEN? It would make more sense if it just all stopped growing. Why would evolution remove our tails too? I could really rock a tail! |
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Posts: 34 (06/14/09 10:42 AM) |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 34541 (06/14/09 10:45 AM) Registered user |
We don't have tails because God didn't want trannies to have to tuck front and back.
Hey, I always wonder: Why can't anyone come up with ALOPECIA IN A BOTTLE? You rub it all over your legs and voila! No more shaving. |
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punky |
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Posts: 11136 (06/14/09 10:46 AM) |
A new diet fad ... TAPEWORM
Where can I get one? |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 10001 (06/14/09 11:01 AM) Registered User |
I actually know the answer but I'm not up for sharing it.
Men can also create babies until the day we die. Women's eggs dry up and fall out or something by age 45, except for those freaks of nature who get pregnant at the same time they receive AARP memberships in the mail and that's just gross. |
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Posts: 6353 (06/14/09 11:34 AM) Gay Canookian |
It's because we are hot when we shave our heads.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1926 (06/14/09 1:03 PM) Registered user |
I wonder if there is a single shaved-head guy in America there who ISN'T covering up a bald spot.
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astroline |
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Posts: 2330 (06/14/09 1:27 PM) Registered user |
Snuffy Smiff wrote:I buzz mine with a #1 and I don't have any bald spot at all -- does that count? Or is a buzzcut different? |
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Posts: 5155 (06/14/09 1:33 PM) Registered user |
bald guys have facial hair so they can tickle my inner thighs silly!
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 18863 (06/14/09 1:40 PM) |
Oooh! Witchy's a little minx!
Hi, Punky! |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 27088 (06/14/09 1:46 PM) put Angel in the corner
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pie123452001 wrote: I was in Ulta last week and they have a moisturizing self tanner THAT KEEPS HAIR FROM GROWING BACK!! Hi Punky! |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 3107 (06/14/09 1:54 PM) |
Trixie Delight wrote: For some reason that doesn't sound too safe in the long run of things. |
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PoChop |
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Posts: 2346 (06/14/09 2:19 PM) Registered user |
And don't forget the belly hair. I'm finding that as the top is thinning (and mind you only slightly as far as I'm concerned) the belly hair gets
more lush and thicker. Also as the belly hair gets more profuse the daily navel lint ball gets bigger as well. I should start saving them in a bottle.
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sealbach |
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Posts: 5052 (06/14/09 2:30 PM) Registered user |
speaking of belly hair, pochop...did anyone watch andrew zimmern eat testicles and scrotum yesterday?
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PoChop |
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Posts: 2347 (06/14/09 2:34 PM) Registered user |
Who's Andrew Zimmern? If he did that I hope they were first shaved.
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