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What does it mean? |
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Posts: 7928 (06/12/09 1:30 PM) |
So I was working at the checkout desk on June 10th when some random guy who always walks by and says hi to me with a smile came by and was like "I have a
gift for you" and handed me a bracelet in black tissue paper and walked behind me and watched me open it.
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 Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 2120 (06/12/09 1:31 PM) |
It means you should have someone walk you to your car after work. Weems finally found you.
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minerva |
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Posts: 5928 (06/12/09 1:32 PM) Registered user |
Was he wearing glasses, a stethoscope and a little lab j.acket?
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6390 (06/12/09 1:32 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
I think it means Weems finally found you.
eta: Damn, pseudo. When my new laptop comes in I'll post faster! |
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BBSpencer |
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Posts: 1181 (06/12/09 1:32 PM) |
It means he's not very good at matching.
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finger poppin fun |
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Posts: 326 (06/12/09 1:32 PM) |
It means he likes Cracker Jacks.
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Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 579 (06/12/09 1:33 PM) |
Hes going to rape your ass to death.
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 2148 (06/12/09 1:33 PM) |
it means sometime next week some random chick will be 'gifted' a piece of YOUR jewelrey
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 6183 (06/12/09 1:38 PM) Baby Pees |
ALOL
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 9017 (06/12/09 1:42 PM) Registered user |
It's obviously stolen (or it would have come in a box) and he's trying to get rid of the evidence.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 9987 (06/12/09 1:44 PM) Registered User |
Well?
What did you say to him? How did he respond? Did you tell him it was lovely? Did you try it on? Did he immediately run to the restroom to masturbate? Did YOU immediately run to the restroom to masturbate? Was he wearing pants that allow you to check out his package? What do you think of it? Is he your type at all? Describe him in detail. Did you know that if you set your camera to MACRO it will more effectively focus on close ups? Answers, please. Hurry. |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 8268 (06/12/09 1:45 PM) Registered User |
Is that a broken pencil eraser?
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finger poppin fun |
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Posts: 328 (06/12/09 1:46 PM) |
In all seriousness, I think he wants you to ask him to be your date at the Dancing Book Carts competition tonight.
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Posts: 34487 (06/12/09 1:46 PM) Registered user |
Amy's got a stalkerrrrrrr!
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StarRider |
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Posts: 20551 (06/12/09 1:48 PM) |
If he was really into you he would have given you a couple of eye patches.
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OT recruiter |
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Posts: 1632 (06/12/09 1:51 PM) Registered user |
he's just not that into you
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 2404 (06/12/09 1:53 PM) |
Oh no! Weems is gonna be uber pissed
Watch out y'all |
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Posts: 2113 (06/12/09 1:54 PM) Registered user |
Scruff, you always crack me up. <3
Amy, I'd also like to know what was said. Sounds like he has a crush on you. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 9989 (06/12/09 1:58 PM) Registered User |
I hate this cliff-hanger shit.
Where did Amy go? I have to take a shower and I want to know the deal here. God knows I will likely forget about this by the time it drops to Page Two. I can't be expected to "tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion." Fuck, if I were writing this thread there would be fourteen paragraphs with every possible detail including the lighting conditions at the time, the weather outside, the texture of the carpeting and number of times each of us blinked during the encounter. Well, a few fraus would read it anyway. |
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Posts: 2114 (06/12/09 2:00 PM) Registered user |
I'll make sure you hear the end of this story one way or another. |
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Posts: 1134 (06/12/09 2:00 PM) |
you are going to have a bag put over your head and then sexed up from behind, 'cuz he doesn't want you looking at him when he ejaculates.
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