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Vmeyers wrote: Why is someone bumping last year's posts?
Because they were dropped on their head when they were babies, that's why.
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Crappysucks wrote: ghostbusted wrote: If I could live 30 more years I would be making my 100,000th post of "Janie love" in the holographic, streaming version of the Sucks Janie love thread. " src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> You might possibly be the most pathetic douche on this board. You scare me.
ghostbusted wrote: If I could live 30 more years I would be making my 100,000th post of "Janie love" in the holographic, streaming version of the Sucks Janie love thread. " src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
still funny..
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They will all be sitting in a chat room on a Showtime chat reliving thier glory days .
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Former Angel Gabriel wrote: James - hit by a truck Ryan - on disability, lies in bed all day eating, too fat to fit through the door of his trailer Jen - working at one of Mike Booger's bars Parker - still chasing LiLo and Britney, has screwed at least one of them and sold the tape or nude pics Natalie - still working at that bikini bistro or whatever she called it, has more than one restraining order against her Matt - still roofing, has a fugly wife who he treats like shit, his tattoos are all stretched out from his beer belly Sheila - living in a retirement home, constantly reminding her son that he owes her nothing but he sorta does, has severe Alzeimers Adam - same except older and fatter, still lives with his mom and eats baby food Allison - running from debt on an island somewhere Amanda - on her third marriage, contemplating ending it all Chelsia - waitress at a motorcycle bar Alex - lives in New York with some ugly bitch who he argues with constantly Neil - still missing Josh - living alone with multiple STDs Sharon and Jacob - married and miserable
i like your list. i think a lot of these will prove to be accurate.
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nodoubt575 wrote: Neil- Starts dating Chase after a messy breakup he had with Josh Jacob- Dated Sharon for 11 more years before cheating again, but not before getting in a massive car wreck with Sharon (who is in a coma....but hey, "if its her time to go its her time to go") Jen- A wrinkly bronze mess with less teeth than IQ points Parker- Takes glamor shots for Black Panther members Amanda- Lauched a failed "Bueno!" clothing line and fragrance, still has a thing against nooses (ouch, that was harsh) Alex- Broke up with Daniele and is now dating Jen from BB8 (Nick is obviously Joe's life partner) Allison- Lives in a studio in Boston. Plays Jin Rummy with some girl friends from time time. Has many cats. Matt- Trapped in Natalie's basement Chelsia- Lost a little weight and teamed up with Chanelle from Big Brother UK to become a Victoria Beckham impersonator. Makes viscous goodbye speeches whenever she leaves a room Joshuah- Lives in a ratty old house in Texas, spending most of his time alone with vodka martinis and spreading rumors about his non exsistant friends James- Retired from porn and managing an American Apparel store in LA, who spotted his trade mark pastel pants on the show Natalie- (See Matt), still painted unicorns, sticking beer bottles up her vag, and aborting Matt's babies Sharon- (see Jacob), the gunieas are praying for her Sheila- Died of old age after struggling through a crappy book and extra work in B movies Ryan- Ended up on Dr. Phil after having to be carved out of his house due to his weight gain Adam- Developed autism, comitted to a home where Amber and Jameka are his nurses (KARMA baby!)
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