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Real Chance of Love is a VH1 reality television dating series featuring brothers Ahmad Givens (Real) and Kamal Givens (Chance); former contestants on I Love New York.

1. The format. Usually these shows have 20 people vying for one person, but we had two brothers, so how to choose? Each would choose their own set of girls! So we had the Real girls and the Chance girls. This turned into several amusing moments where girls would start ditching Chance to join Real. At one hilarious point, Real managed to turn two women and ended up having a 7-3 lead. That was hilarious only because Chance is a vile piece of shit and probably a closeted homosexual.
2. The fight. I can't believe I almost forgot this. I was gonna mention the boring Promo here before I remembered this idiotic incident. So Real and Chance come up with a brilliant idea. Let's fake a fight with some guy in front of the girls, and then we'll have cops come in and testify the girls to see which ones will rat them out! Isn't that a brilliant idea? Because some of the girls certainly didn't think so! Yeah, let's scare the shit out of them, use our fake policemen to try to intimidate them with threats of jailtime, all to see which girls are most loyal to us! I can't blame KO for trying to quit after that bullshit.
   
3. Sexy Legs. If you want evidence of how vile Chance is, look no further than the Sexy Legs incident. Real was stealing Rabbit I think, since Chance ignored her and shit, so Chance decided to steal one of Real's girls. So Chance invites Sexy Legs to chat and shit, but Sexy Legs (fuck these nicknames) doesn't want to have shit to do with this weasel, so she leaves him immediately. Chance and his wounded ego has a temper tantrum and decides he'll lie to Real about how Sexy Legs tried to come on to him. Real believes it and he sends home Sexy Legs. All because of Chance's fragile ego. But it gets even more pathetic at the reunion, where after Real sees what really happened, he still defends Chance despite Chance lying to him. Ridiculous.
4. Rabbit. Though the brothers fought over Promo, she left early and didn't really factor in that well. However, Real soon targeted Rabbit, a Chance girl, and it caused Chance to fight for her despite continuously not giving a shit about her. Chance essentially only fought for Rabbit because Real had her, much like how a kid doesn't want a toy until someone else tries to take it. Unlike Promo, Rabbit was one of the smartest people in the house and saw through Chance's bullshit. She ended up staying a Chance girl, but she was still skeptical about Chance and didn't really play into the bullshit he did with the other girls, like the tattoos. Speaking of which...
5. Tattoo Terror. Yes, Chance made his F3 get tattoos. Remember how well that worked for Rock of Love's Heather? Finalists Cali and Risky were dumb enough to get said tattoos, and Risky dumb enough to get a giant "Stallionaires" tattoo on her back. Rabbit was smart enough to get a tattoo on her foot that had nothing to do with Chance or his music group. But with Rabbit not making Chance's F2, surely at least one of these girls would have been justified getting such an out-of-place idiotic tattoo to profess her love for this douchebag, right?
6. What winner? Wrong! When it came down to each guy's F2, Chance ended up choosing neither girl, a first for the "of Love" shows. That's right, both girls ended up losing, and with giant awkward tattoos to boot. It was pretty weird, but in a way, both girls won, since the alternative would be a relationship with Chance. Good luck with that, unless you have a penis that is.
7. Kiki vs Lusty. On one side, we have the calm and sensual Lusty, with a nice rack and a relaxed demeanor. On the otherside, we have hoodrat Kiki, who exhudes an aura of pure anti-class. So they get into a fight, and Kiki starts attacking Lusty's mother, who Lusty says is dead. That would lead most people to apologize, or at least avoid the subject altogether. But not Kiki, who continues bashing Lusty's dead mother. It was a pretty ugly affair, and I think Kiki left because of it, though fuck if I can remember the aftermath. At any rate, Kiki's pathetic in that she has to win every argument and will do so by any means necessary, usually through screaming and personal attacks, something even more apparent in her appearance in Charm School. Is it too much to ask that I hope her mouth gets her stabbed or shot?
8. Milf. She's a mother who was with Real's girls. Since she was a basketcase, she was a target for delusional bitches like BayBayBay who had nothing better to do than argue and scream at people. In the F3, after getting ganged up on by BayBayBay, she decides to go on the offensive against... Risky, a Chance girl who hadn't done anything to her. Milf accuses Risky of sucking Chance's dick because of info she claims Real told her, which sounds made-up and fucking insane, and Risky justifiably fights back, bringing this up to the brothers, and resulting with this whole plan blowing up in Milf's face. You know, because it was the stupidest fucking plan ever created. How the fuck is lying about the guy you're competing for telling you that another girl you have nothing to do with sucking his brother's cock going to save your ass? One last tidbit, she did a softcore porn with Anna Nicole Smith, if you're interested. I'm certainly not.
9. BayBayBay. SHUT THE FUCK UP. This bitch was a one-trick pony, and that trick was screaming at people at the top of her lungs. Screaming at Milf, screaming at KO, screaming at Corn Fed, screaming, screaming, screaming, shut up. She's pretty fucking crazy herself, and I'm surprised with all her screaming that the calm and relaxed Real took her to his F2. On the bright side, she lost and opponent Corn Fed won, but unfortunately that means she got to be on Charm School where she's, surprise, screaming at people! Please let her voice go out so that she'll be forced to be mute for the rest of her life.
10. The reunion. Most reunions have fights and shit, but the reason I highlight this reunion is because of how much the girls hate the guys, Chance in particular. Stalker, who stalked Chance on his Myspace page and gave him a clock, gave him another clock in the reunion that said "Time to come out" in a segment that unfortunately wasn't shown on TV. The girls openly mocked Real and Chance and the whole show in general, and deservedly so. At least some good came out of this piece of shit, as that's 20 less girls who can tolerate these worthless fucks.