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El Bingo Gringo |
What's your favo Urban Dictionary word/definition? |
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finger poppin fun |
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TheCatcherInTheRye |
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I don't have one.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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ummm....get one
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token lunatic |
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I taught one of my Animal Crossing characters to say "Wade Boggs."
It was Rolf. Love him. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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WTF???????
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PAPAYOKE |
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^You like this. [/facebook]
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Dude, I totally made Ouija a gorilla woman last night right after a good hodging.
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OuijaBroad |
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I had to draw the line when he wanted to give me an Alabama Hot Pocket. I am a lady, after all.
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clever trousers |
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This ones pretty funny. WTF ALABAMA?
alabama alarm clock 70 up, 14 down The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear. Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock. EDIT goddamn you for making me look at urbandictionary.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
^ I love the example sentences. |
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Alabama, really, what is your problem?
Birmingham booty call 2715 up, 620 down Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face. I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call. |
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Swing da bonk 1 thumb up love it hate it
No set, known definition has been had for this phrase. Often considered slang, this phrase can be placed almost anywhere in any sentence to convey any meaning. This is often confused with the phrase "Swing da boomp" and "Swing da bump" "Yo, is dat Swedish Fish? Swing da bonk." zomg look at dis john swing da bonk! Ridin Dirty 18 up, 80 down love it hate it A song by Chamillionaire about how the cops are out to get him because of his race. Well...simply to me...to put it into simpler terms...the lyrics are: They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty My music sold out I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty Tryin to catch me ridin dirty BUT! Here's what it should be instead of Ridin Dirty: They gaze upon me driving, They feel a pang of strong dislike, Following my car attempting to view me driving with uncleanliness, Attempting to view me driving with uncleanliness x4. The music I have made is selling large amounts of tickets, I am very rich, The cops are praying that they may view me driving with uncleanliness, Attempting to view me driving with uncleanliness x4. For the people who don't understand the new SLANG |
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Mud shark | ||||||||
El Bingo Gringo |
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and I thought "mud shark" was connected to a story about Frank Zappa
They were playing in Seattle and stayed at the Edgewater Hotel, where you could fish the ocean from your balcony. They caught a Mud Shark. Then some drunk chick did sexual things with it. |
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OuijaBroad wrote:I've laughed 5 solid minutes over this definition. I'm up to early. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Garbage Storms 54 up, 12 down love it hate it
Freakish weather anomalies consisting of dust and rotting trash caught up in a wind vortex. Garbage storms are known to occur in Worcester, Massachusetts, as well as on Wal-Mart lots throughout the nation. "After being caught in a Garbage Storm, I was forced to return home immediately and shower." by K. W. Mahon Jan 22, 2004 Not as scandalous as the sex ones, but I never knew there was a term for this phenomenon, so it made me happy. |
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Yeah, the visual for that one had me laughing too.
I was tempted to mention it at a dinner party last night. Yet, not appropriate. try this one:
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