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194. Ryan S - SuperJude (Pearl Islands Redux)

The people who know me best should have seen this one coming. There's really only one character I could put in this placement as my least favorite ORG character of all time. Honestly, there was nothing wrong with Ryan for most of PI Redux. It was one of my earlier games, and right from the get-go, I got along with the guy and we formed a tight alliance that blindsided Ryno at our first Tribal Council. We always seemed to be on the same page, and that's exactly how I knew he was a threat. Still, I was willing to go deep with him. But as we moved into the merge, the guy became harder and harder to protect. He also became harder and harder to trust, and harder and harder to control. In other words, he was becoming a real problem. My allegiance shifted to another player who I was able to work with far more easily, and Skinny Ryan became a bit of a wild card in the game. At Final 6, Ryan was set to be the boot, but because I'm a power player and all, I handed him my Immunity necklace and knocked out Darrah, the UTR Outcast who I felt posed the real threat to my game. At F5, Lill, my true ally, stubbornly pursued a Ryan boot despite me opposing it so much, and Ryan proceeded to team up with the other two players to blindside me at TC. It sucked, but I had made it far and had a good time playing. Ryan ultimately made the F2 alongside Michelle, and I chose to give my jury vote to the latter, as she had played a far cleaner, far safer game, without ever needing any last-ditch moves from other players to save her.

And that's where things went to hell. Ryan lost the jury vote, and once Jude found out I had not voted for him to win, he went berserk on me. All of a sudden he was throwing around insults and lashes, claiming I was a despicable traitor who didn't honor the bond we had formed all game long. He accused me of being a weak, shitty version of himself, plus a bitter asshole and terrible ally.

Here's the problem. I saved him at F6. He blindsided me at F5. I didn't vote for him to win. He was apparently trying to get me gone from the F10 on. No, I wasn't the best ally in the world. But to accuse me of being dishonorable considering the moves he made against me is hypocrisy in the worst sense.

More importantly, though, there's one thing I hate more than anything else in ORGs, and that's players who hold grudges. In my mind, these things are just games, nothing more. We play them to have fun, but once they're over, they're over. Nothing held against anyone, no relationships or friendships impacted. SuperJude doesn't abide by this rule of decency. No, for him, it was personal, and it's remained that way ever since the game ended a year and a half ago. He never misses the opportunity to bash me for things unrelated to PI Redux, and he's maintained his grudge ever since I didn't vote for him to win. And that's something I can't forgive. It's the reason SJ is one of only two Sucks posters I absolutely despise on a personal level. The guy is a douchebag, and in my mind, Ryan S is the embodiment of Jude's worst attributes.

So fuck you, SJ. I've seen you at your absolute worst, as nothing more than a petty, vicious, mean-spirited asshole, and that's not just a persona, that's you. You're the only non-light-hearted entry on this list.

193. Christa - Kitty Pryde1 (Stranded All-Stars)

For the record, there's a huge gap between Christa and Ryan S in these rankings. Hell, I probably should have put Ryan on a completely different list. It feels wrong following up Jude's write-up with Kitty's. Just know how different I feel about the two of them, despite their rankings being in such close proximity.
Anyway, while Ryan is someone I despised due primarily to his actions after the game, Christa is someone I despised purely for how many headaches she caused me during Stranded All-Stars. And it was weird, because I co-hosted Peru and I totally thought Christa and I would get along in ASS. She was a big power player who enjoyed writing novel confessionals and trying to take control of the game. Either we were going to go to war (respectfully and enjoyably), or we were going to work very well together. Instead of either of those, Christa was just a major pain in my ass. A swap eventually put us on the same tribe, where I learned Christa lacked the ability to send PMs containing more insight than a line of brevity. I thought she'd be a total CP character, but in private, she was impossible to talk to. But that was fine, there were bigger fish to fry. For starters, Lill was a major threat and had to go.

Then Christa had to protect Lill. Why? Because everything Christa did in that game just had to piss me off, that's why. Lill plays her idol, bam, Amanda goes instead. Okay, fine. Whatever. Lill will go next. We pick her off. And already by this point, Christa hates me. I have no idea why. But it doesn't matter, because she's the next target, and since our overdog tribe was incapable of winning a challenge, we would surely be heading to TC soon enough. Unfortunately, I couldn't be there that night, and my alliance voted without me. When I return, I find out that they opted to eliminate James instead of Christa. She's still around, she's still being her normal, depressing, antisocial self, and she's still a problem in my game plan. And she knows she's on the outs, so she tries her damnedest to make my life a living hell. Somehow, Christa makes the merge, where my tribe is in the minority. So Christa immediately runs off and throws us under the bus. But that's not the end of it. No sir. Because I stick around for a few rounds after the Pagonging begins, and throughout it all, Christa continues to piss me off. KP, I love you, but you were an emotional wreck in that game. The woman had a breakdown every other day. She would win challenges and then blow up. She would be told "no" and then make a huge public thread detailing her distraught feelings. She was just a total train wreck the whole time she was in the game, and it got on my very last nerve. And on top of it all, none of her moves made sense. She was playing strictly emotionally and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. Add in the fact that she hated me the whole time she was with me, and you get a pretty frustrating character, from my perspective. In a way, she was a fantastic underdog, but for me, she was nothing but a nuisance. I couldn't stand her, and she was by far the least fun character I've ever encountered in one of these games.

192. Patrick - Orochi Ashton (Colosseum 6: Horror Edition)

Ugh. Patrick and I didn't interact a whole lot in Colosseum 6, but I still hate him. And that's because Patrick was our Killer, our Mole if you will. And in a game that revolved around figuring out the Killer's identity while the Killer sabotaged team efforts, Patrick had this tendency to focus on the former while entirely ignoring the latter. His strategy as the Mole was to sit back and not do jack shit. He just played UTR and didn't help us win things. Understandably, it prevented almost the entire cast from tracking him down. But it also goes against the spirit of the game. The Mole's job, in my opinion, is to sabotage the group and prevent us from succeeding in our tasks. Sure, you try to do it while evading detection, but that's where you need to be clever and unique in your approach. You have to proactively cause us to fail, yet do so in a way that won't get everyone suspecting you. It's a tough game to play, but it's what you signed up for. Patrick didn't do that. Obviously anyone can avoid playing and also avoid being named on players' quizzes. But that's not the Mole's job, so it pissed me off when I saw how little Patrick did all game long.

But here was the kicker. Because despite Patrick's lack of proactive play, one other person and I were able to figure him out. To us, his social play, strategy, and character (combined with hidden clues and the like) made it clear he was our Killer. Process of elimination confirmed. So we were both onto him. Yet neither of us won, or even made the end game. Why is that?

That's because our Killer was an asshole. I'm going to come right out and arrogantly say I was playing perfectly in Colosseum 6. I was winning challenges, distracting from the real Killer, winning money while making it look like I wasn't, and causing general havoc. And all along, I knew who our Killer was. And all along, I was never going to be nominated for elimination, because there was no strategic reason to put me up. Nobody was ever going to nominate Annie (my character).

Except the Killer himself. Why? Because he didn't like me. I annoyed him, so he put me up for nomination and I became the fourth player evicted (on the one quiz where I didn't answer Patrick as my Killer suspect due to a very interesting play from Regan that threw me off).

And that pisses me off. Because I was so set. I was doing damn well, and that game was so much fun. And then I see that I lost because our Killer, Patrick, was a douche. And I see that our Killer spent the whole game ruining its purpose and spirit. And I see that our Killer was an annoying UTR asshole who picked fights and wasn't even remotely likable to begin with. And so I decide that he deserves to be ranked quite low on my list. So there.

Sorry, I don't have the avatars for this game. But that's all the better for Joel, because Joel was a dick. Tanzania was the first real ORG I had ever played, and Joel was the guy who did the most to ruin my fun. For starters, he was the figurehead for the alliance that shafted me into the minority on the first night of the game. I realized later he wasn't really the guy in charge, but it felt like he was, and that made me dislike him right from the start. Beyond that, he and Michelle were constantly flirting and doing the obnoxious showmance that is a staple of ORGs, but which I was unaware was so common at the time. To me, it just felt weird that two people who were both probably guys would be cybering in a Survivor ORG. It grossed me out and I thought it was particularly retarded. So needless to say, I wasn't too fond of the fornicating duo. The fact that they kept me on the outs and that Joel blatantly told me I didn't have a chance at surviving pissed me off even more. Lex, Michelle, and other members of the ruling alliance were somewhat compassionate, to varying degrees. Joel showed no mercy and chewed me out on a regular basis. I ended up targeting him, and he ended up hating me even more. It was awful. The dude just never gave me a shot. He eventually got his comeuppance and I outlasted him, but still, for the entire pre-merge portion of the game, he was the player I most wanted to see taken out. He was whiny, self-centered, and cocky. And gross. And no fun.

190. Rafe - cindidindi76 (Stranded: Aruba)

Rafe, Rafe, Rafe. Look, I actually like cindi as a poster and as a person. But I couldn't stand Rafe. At the beginning of Aruba, I just thought he was a nice UTR guy. But I quickly found out he was really a schemer, a schemer with no grasp on the game but the desire to take out the big guns. Turns out he was always against me, and the UTR do-nothing ended up being a number I couldn't rely on or trust. At the merge, he became someone I had to weed out, yet he evaded elimination due to an irrational player who had possession of the HII. And it was that vote that ended my game, honestly, so I blame Rafe a great deal for that. He returned in Stranded All-Stars and tried his best to make my life a living hell, but this time, I got him before he got me, and I made him the first boot of our group. Take that, Rafe. It was nice vengeance for him being so annoying. But really, he was a bothersome player, the very worst kind of low-key do-nothing. He had no loyalty, no strategy, no nothing but the itching need to target the guys in charge. I hate players like that. And once he finally did begin to come out of his shell, he simply showed himself to be annoying and not the least bit funny. And it pisses me off that he outlasted me. It pisses me off that I wasn't about to boot him before Shane. It pisses me off that I had to deal with him in my game.

189. Diane - elinorrigby (Debb's Hags)

I didn't know Diane well. But I can still safely say I hate her character. Primarily because I was playing the lovable, wacky Wanda and Diane led the charge to boot all of the schticks and let the "normal people" go to the end. In other words, she targeted everyone who was fun and let the boring fucks prevail. Lame. Because my alphabet strategy meant I would be casting a throwaway vote for her in the second round of the game, I became some huge threat to her and she decided I had to leave immediately. Also lame. She got rid of me, and then just one round later, proceeded to be a bitch and quit. Yup. After ruining my game and setting in motion the downfall of all the fun characters, she was a pussy who backed out once she saw she might be in danger. That pisses me off. If she had controlled the game or fought hard, I'd be able to stomach her ending mine. But she booted me and then promptly removed herself. And plus, creating an alliance of the most boring players is the worst game move of all time.

188. Ben - JaMalle (Lost/Heroes)

The reason Ben is this high is because I can appreciate what he brought to the game, including the power flip he helped push along at F9. However, there's no debating that the dude made my life a living hell the whole time I was playing. From the beginning, we got along and were able to form a tight bond. His social game was a bit awkward and I was put off by how hesitant he was to talk strategy, so it took some time, but eventually we were able to team up. Unfortunately, I got paranoid and decided his boot would be the most advantageous to me personally, and so I set things in motion to vote him out the next time the Lost tribe attended TC. Word got back to him, he didn't take too kindly to it, and from that point on, we were mortal enemies. We pretended to be cool for a while, but once he made the flip at F9 (a flip I survived only due to my IC win), it was war. We bashed each other, trashed each other, and ripped each other apart for several rounds. He would never let up on targeting me, and I kept trying to turn things around on him only to fail miserably. He ultimately outlasted me and almost won the game, owning me pretty thoroughly.

We were just such bitter enemies for so long that I had to rank him this low. We never gave each other an inch, and even though I think we had a mutual respect, it was quite frustrating to never be able to take him out. He is the one who made me an underdog in that game, having to fight for my life at every challenge, and he's the one who booted my closest ally. He was a dirty traitor with no loyalty and protection due to how pathetic he really was. I could have done without him, that's for damn sure. Plus, isn't his avatar ugly? But he sure made the game fun. <3

187. Rocky - ActionDonkey (Tanzania)

Rocky was my first run-in with the classic mute challenge whore that is so prevalent in these games. And even in my very first game, I knew I hated them. The dude had no social game whatsoever. He only talked to his allies and slid through the game by dominating the ICs. We ended up on different sides after the merge, and so he proceeded to ignore me entirely. I have no idea how he thought such a strategy would net him jury votes (it didn't, after all), but it pissed me off. Maybe I was naïve, but I pretty much expected everyone to at least be respectable enough to give me the time of day if I asked, no matter if we were slated against each other or not. To add insult to injury, in a game where, in essence, Immunity Challenges happened after the vote and me and my allies were the strongest group of challenge players in the game, it was Rocky who sealed my fate by winning the crucial IC following my blindside. He then went on to team up with my own allies and ride them to the very end of the game. It was stupid, because I felt he in no way deserved his success. And I resented the fact that he made it all the way to the Final 2 without having any idea how he should talk to people. In an inherently social game, Rocky lacked any and all social tact. I've gotten used to players like that beating me. But at the time, it seemed very, very wrong.

186. Kathy - WatchMeNext (Debb's Hags)

Kathy was a bitch. That's really all that needs to be said about her. She was caustic, mean, and unnecessarily bitter. She hated everything and everyone. She made her ID so obvious and went out of her way to be as awful and venomous as humanly possible. And if her goal was to make me hate her, it worked. She tried so hard to suck the cheer and good will right out of any and every situation. You would think it would contrast nicely with Wanda's gimmick. But I don't think Kathy was a gimmick. I think that was just WMN being pissy. And I couldn't stand watching it go down. I felt obligated to follow the game, as a juror, but it was painful to read challenge after challenge full of Kathy bitching about this, that, and the other thing. She was nice to no one, and it was just too ridiculous to stomach. I was so happy when she was booted, and I didn't even know what the fuck was going on in the game at that point. I was just ready for her to shut the fuck up.

185. Sarah - Cassidy666 (Big Brother: Real World vs Road Rules)