It's finally here. I've been lurking since Amazon, posting since Guatemala (after I abandoned FORT because they were so damn
boring - lawl), and being awesome since conception. And now, today, I reach 5000 posts. Some have taken nearly a decade to reach this benchmark. Others took
merely a week. The former are revered, the latter are known as post whores. I'll gladly settle for a label that falls somewhere in between.
I've had several wonderful ideas for this 5000th post thread. At first, I was wondering which one I should implement. But that's like choosing your
favorite child, if all your children were equally gay and retarded. So I gave up on that and opted for the far superior path of choosing all of them! My new
plan became to do a countdown to 5000 featuring several delightful rankings all of which would lead up to the most epic ranking of all at 5000. I had to
abandon that concept when I dragged out my Underrated Players thread and realized I was moving toward 5000 far too quickly (post #4999 was the final update of
that thread, in case you were wondering).
So I've settled on something a bit less epic, but still equally great. I will be going through all the rankings I had previously concocted, and I will be
making all of them simply stunning and awe-inspiring. Some of them have been done since I originally came up with the idea. Some of them are actually just
doing rankings that nobody ever seems to finish or do right. And some of them are completely new, and completely brilliant. But they're all thoroughly
enjoyable. For me. Until I get tired of updating them. Then I quit.
Anyway, welcome one and all to PT's magnificent thread. Many of you probably do not know me well, and some may not be the least bit familiar with me at
all. I blame my odd posting habits that only allow for certain Sucksters to bond with me. I also blame this new fancy CTS clique that I haven't yet
indoctrinated myself into. Whatever.
Point is, fun will be had by all! And I will be unveiling the very first of my rankings shortly. A couple people already know what it is (or they might
actually know ones I'm holding off on, I don't remember), but I ask that those select few keep mum. Mainly because manufacturing suspense is a
tried-and-true tactic of Survivor editors, so why not try it out myself? The rest of you, feel free to guess what I could possibly be cooking up in my wacky
mind. You will probably get it quickly, and if not, be very disappointed when you find out my ranking is much lamer than the things you had predicted.
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Self-deprecation <3





















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