DANI TITS LOOK BIG BC THEY'RE HANGIN OFF A PIPE CLEANER HATE

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alposnacks		#1261	[-]
Posts: 220 (09/08/07 10:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penalty Shot wrote: Now that Amber and Eric are gone I have more time to focus my hatred on this dope. I know "it's not fair" and "so fruuuustrating", but you are now my full time target. Never thought I'd be pulling for Zach or Jameka to win, but neither of them had a family member dragging them through the game, that goes for your psychopathic father too. Thousands upon thousands of Xs.
omzig		#1262	[-]
Posts: 860 (09/08/07 10:47 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	alposnacks wrote: Penalty Shot wrote: Now that Amber and Eric are gone I have more time to focus my hatred on this dope. I know "it's not fair" and "so fruuuustrating", but you are now my full time target. Never thought I'd be pulling for Zach or Jameka to win, but neither of them had a family member dragging them through the game, that goes for your psychopathic father too. Thousands upon thousands of Xs. Get ready for a night of crying temper tantrums from Danielle like you've never seen before if they don't win the veto. It will be music to my ears!
indiekid26		#1263	[-]
Posts: 5142 (09/08/07 10:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now that Amber and Eric are gone I have more time to focus my hatred on this dope. I know "it's not fair" and "so fruuuustrating", but you are now my full time target. Never thought I'd be pulling for Zach or Jameka to win, but neither of them had a family member dragging them through the game, that goes for your psychopathic father too. Your comment lost all validity right about there. Say what you will about her behavior, but she's gotten this far and played this well in spite of her father being in this game. His loud-mouthed antics and awful game tactics have threatened to ruin her game at almost every corner.
alposnacks		#1264	[-]
Posts: 225 (09/08/07 10:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omzig wrote: alposnacks wrote: Penalty Shot wrote: Now that Amber and Eric are gone I have more time to focus my hatred on this dope. I know "it's not fair" and "so fruuuustrating", but you are now my full time target. Never thought I'd be pulling for Zach or Jameka to win, but neither of them had a family member dragging them through the game, that goes for your psychopathic father too. Thousands upon thousands of Xs. Get ready for a night of crying temper tantrums from Danielle like you've never seen before if they don't win the veto. It will be music to my ears! Daaaaaaaaddddddyyyyyyyyyy! Goooooooo taaaaaaaaaaaalllkkkk tooooo theeeeeeeemmmm.
catspasms		#1265	[-]
Posts: 6365 (09/08/07 11:12 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG guys God gave me a vision (Thank you god...God I love you, God!) for what's going to happen this Tuesday. I figured I'd let y'all know. Here is what he showed me... Daniele stumbles out of the house, crying Julie: Hello Daniele. Daniele: snuffles Hi...Julie.. Julie: Please put your bags down over there. Shot to inside the house...Dick is storming around and spitting outside, as Jameka sits on the bench nearby. Dick: FUCKING ZACH! I KNEW I should have never trusted him...all along. And Jameka FUCK YOU JAMEKA! You broke your promise to not evict me or Daniele. Jameka: Um...Dick...I had to vote for you or Daniele. Dick: WELL FUCK THAT! FUCK YOU, YOU PROMISED... Jameka: And I don't recall making a promise like that. Dick: OH BULLSHIT! You just use God when he's convenient for you, you fucking WHORE! Jameka: I didn't say anything about God just now, ED... Dick: Well you know what? FUCK JESUS! MY MOTHER IS A PASTOR and therefore I know MORE about the bible than you...isn't one of the 11 commandments Thou Won't Curse? Jameka: sighs Only if you want it to be ED....mmhmm...mmhmmm... cut back to inside with Daniele and Julie Julie: Daniele, you were in the Big Brother house for almost 80 days with your father, whom you hadn't spoken with in 2 years. How did that feel? Daniele: It...it... Julie: Come on Daniele, spit it out. Daniele: It...sniffle...it was...pouts... Julie: Daniele, really now. We all already know what you're going to say. Our writers even wrote it in the script. Daniele: It was SOOOOOOOOOOOO FRUUUUSSTRAAAAAATTIIIIIIIINNGGG!!!! Julie: And what else? Daniele: And it wasn't FAIIIIRR!!! NOBOOOODY UNDERSTAAAAND WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!! Julie: Well, Daniele, I have some good news for you! This will NOT be the last we're hearing from you. Daniele: sulks Julie: CBS wants YOU to go on another reality TV show with your special friend Nick! Daniele: smiles NICK! Awwww...1 5 3 8 2 6 3 2.0! Julie: blinks Ummm...right...anyways, this show, which premiers after The Big Bang Theory gets cancelled, will feature you and Nick living in an apartment in West Hollywood together for 30 days! Daniele: now jumping in her seat and clapping NIIIIICKK!! NICK NICK! NIIIIICK!!! NICK NICK AWWW!!! Julie: But there's a twist... Daniele: stops clapping, pauses ...Nick? Julie: You will be living with Nick and 9 other men. And at least one of these men is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. Your mission, Daniele, is to try and figure out which of the 10 men is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY, if not all of them. So, everyone, be sure to tune in for "OUT OF THE HOUSE AND OUT OF THE CLOSET", coming this October...or late September if The Big Bang Theory sucks even more than expected. Daniele: Where's Chris? Julie: Oh, we threw him out into the dumpster after we interviewed him in week 3, just like you requested. Daniele: Good. Julie: Daniele, thanks for coming on the show. You provided us with a lot of anorexic entertainment! Daniele: Huh? Julie: I mean....awww shit, I knew I was going to slip up at some point! Just get the hell off the set, you skanky ass skeleton ho! Daniele: starts pouting and leaves Julie: This Thursday, we will reveal who wins the next Head of Household competition. However, Dick is not eligible to compete as he disqualified Jameka from the veto competition last week by inserting her blue ball into her tube. Therefore, this competition will be between Jameka and Zach. Who will win? Who cares! All that matters is that the second Donato is about to get his ass handed to him...so tune in for that next Thursday too! Then tune in on the 18th to see us declare Jameka the winner of Big Brother 8 in a landslide vote. For now, I'm Julie Chen...from outside the Big Brother house, I wish you all a good night! Let's eavesdrop on the houseguests as we leave... Dick lies on the ground outside, passed out. Zach and Jameka stand over him. Jameka: I don't know what happened! He just suddenly fell over... Zach: Probably a heart attack. Jameka: gasps Areyasure? Howdoyaknowdat? Zach: Because I'm Zach....well, that, and he smoked too much. Jameka: Mmmhmmm... roll credits Last Edited By: catspasms 09/08/07 11:15 AM. Edited 1 times.
alposnacks		#1266	[-]
Posts: 229 (09/08/07 11:15 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ Wayyyy too funny.
riskysurv		#1267	[-]
Posts: 980 (09/08/07 11:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	indiekid26 wrote: Now that Amber and Eric are gone I have more time to focus my hatred on this dope. I know "it's not fair" and "so fruuuustrating", but you are now my full time target. Never thought I'd be pulling for Zach or Jameka to win, but neither of them had a family member dragging them through the game, that goes for your psychopathic father too. Your comment lost all validity right about there. Say what you will about her behavior, but she's gotten this far and played this well in spite of her father being in this game. His loud-mouthed antics and awful game tactics have threatened to ruin her game at almost every corner. yah, i agree with indiekid that having her dad in the house was a disadvantage for the early game. I'd probably replace that sentence with "Neither of them had crazy psycho fans dragging them through the game." I shudder at the thought of having AP in other reality shows. Poopert could have won ASS.
Tritonsrod		#1268	[-]
Posts: 738 (09/08/07 11:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cuntface hate! I hope you lose the veto today whore!
April R		#1269	[-]
Posts: 3022 (09/08/07 11:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	god.. please lose this fucking veto
BlondeLobster		#1270	[-]
Posts: 353 (09/08/07 12:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	she's gotten this far and played this well in spite of her father being in this game. His loud-mouthed antics and awful game tactics have threatened to ruin her game at almost every corner. Not really. From the start, Daniele used Dick as a shield, first by arguing that she was not like him and thereby making him the bigger target, then by condoning or even directing him to use his anger on others to deflect attention from her. She played the victim to garner sympathy, yet never once wavered in her need to have Dick in the house. She knew he would never put her up, never vote her out. Did she guess he would sacrifice himself for her? Dick was always the bigger target, until the late game, when Daniele's ability to win competitions made her more of a liability.
chapera rocks		#1271	[-]
Posts: 7526 (09/08/07 1:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't remember a houseguest past or present that is summed up so well with the word cunt. Daniele: Queen of Cuntiness.
LayneStaleyFan822		#1272	[-]
Posts: 67 (09/08/07 1:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Not really. From the start, Daniele used Dick as a shield, first by arguing that she was not like him and thereby making him the bigger target, then by condoning or even directing him to use his anger on others to deflect attention from her. She played the victim to garner sympathy, yet never once wavered in her need to have Dick in the house. She knew he would never put her up, never vote her out. Did she guess he would sacrifice himself for her? Dick was always the bigger target, until the late game, when Daniele's ability to win competitions made her more of a liability. X
bgwryter		#1273	[-]
Posts: 77 (09/08/07 5:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If there is a God this shitty girl will go home and not on Safari with her retard boyfriend Nick. Please. She'll have to go back to begging people to buy her expensive stuff like cameras cause her life sucks and everything is unfair.
hatebrigade		#1274	[-]
Posts: 1468 (09/08/07 5:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And Dick USED THE VETO ON HER WHINY ASS. I highly doubt Eric could've swung that vote if Daniele had stayed on the block. Jessica was hellbent on getting her out. Having an alliance you can 100% trust takes a lot of pressure off your back in the game. She absolutely never has to worry about where Dick's loyalties lie. Girl had AP, the DR and a blood relative on her side.
The Bostonian Godfather		#1275	[-]
Posts: 6713 (09/08/07 5:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So I guess we can hope the Janelle comparisons are true and she leaves at F3.
Sardonically Irreverent		#1276	[-]
Posts: 11464 (09/08/07 5:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well there ya go. This repulsive skank is the winner of BB8.
TTerri		#1277	[-]
Posts: 46 (09/08/07 5:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ZachBB8 wrote: with her snooty attitude she is loosing any chance she has of zach tittyfucking her if they make the final 2 That's one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.
LayneStaleyFan822		#1278	[-]
Posts: 68 (09/08/07 5:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oh fuck no. this cunt def is going to win. choke bitch choke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
catspasms		#1279	[-]
Posts: 6374 (09/08/07 5:30 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sardonically Irreverent wrote: Well there ya go. This repulsive skank is the winner of BB8. Not if Zach wins the Final HOH and then sends Daniele to the jury--which he's bound to do. Jameka will tell Amber that Zach found God in the jury house, and it will all work out...hopefully...
recklessrex		#1280	[-]
Posts: 350 (09/08/07 5:34 PM) Palau Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are dick/dani guaranteed final two now, or is zach allowed to compete in the final HOH?

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