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Wow everyone on Sucks must have switched to DWTS after Idol.

I did see lots of this.. let me say, it really sucked but considering it was a kludgy show they kind of picked up after Idol and gave them a weird timeslot it might be okay if they do it again with a 30min slot.

My major problem with this show was it was kind of creepy. Kissing a random hot chick, kind of fun. But that guy made me want to literally throw up, kissing someone doesn't have to be like some disgusting tonguebath. Why don't they just fuck at that point? Poor woman was IMO violated there. Not worth 100 bucks for me if I were the chick. But of course he had to play to his boys in the audience and looking like a champ right? "I totally used tongue I am such a STUD" :eyeroll

Kissing that grandma almost saved it, like he was going back to mack on this chick again and then he discovers shes a different person and decides to whine like a bitch for a second but then the granny grabs his head and goes in! That was kind of funny.

Then the skits. I was genuinely hoping for some insane variety show with 25min of mayhem but at least half the show were these lameass prefilmed skits they made up.
God, that Lil' Osbournes skit was so painful I admit I switched it to DWTS. OK little kids swearing is just not funny to me. I know lots of people like it but not me. And messing with a movie theater is SO EXTREME... oh wait no it isn't and I have to deal with kids like this every summer blockbuster season and it pisses me off there and it pisses me off here.

Thank you for promoting the most grievous behavior America has to face on a daily basis and what has driven me to DVD assholes.

Also that was the most fake goddamn movie theater in TV history. It would have been far funnier if they had these kids throwing popcorn and cursing at people in the Audience.

The second shit.. I mean skit, was the Osbournes drive through. Now when David Letterman did this it was funny. I think what sets it apart is intent. When the Osbournes messed with people in the drive through it was a lot more meanspirited. Dave at the drivethrough is classic because he gently broke people out of their little expected bubble worlds and played around with them a bit in a very funny way. But of course the Osbournes are X-Treme. So they have to just kick it up to 11! Doing some of that stuff they did was borderline illegal. I have seen cases in Judge Judy where someone even lightly damaged anothers car with some random thing and had to pay damages. Throwing a drink at a car is pretty damn stupid. I would be LIVID if someone did that to my car at a drivethrough.

The wedding idea was kind of dumb. OK some woman agreed to have her wedding on the show. But the twist is her boyfriend might not be into her enough and it's time to tie the knot.

OK A) If he says yes, meh, kind of boring TV but sorta nice. but B) If he says no then nobody looks good and you might have a potentially sad and ugly moment. I am thinking the producers wanted a B here. Then the groom chooses A, and they kiss and get wedded. But to close the show the Osbournes spray the entire wedding with FOAM!

Again, how super extreme. Except everyone gets their suits or dresses ruined and a sacred moment of bliss is turned into a pool party. So yeah. Still I guess a argument could be made that if you go on some stupid FOX show to get a free wedding you deserve what you get.

Anyway this show gave me a laugh or maybe 2 but wow it underperformed even the low expectations I had.