bernard couldn't get hard if trixie showed her cunt.
zeep hasn't had a cock since the cubs won the series.
loki hasn't a cock since that wayne newton concert in 1965.
goodbye mr.slip-tell us all--name names--give us the ghostnics.
shag hasn't been laid since cbr got a dog.
squashthebeef needs some pussy but funny
geddylee--the greatest poster since blondemess was banned.
dmb--poor old girl--the prom has been dead since i left.
vic--great guy--needs to get angry.
survivorarctic--uptight cunt but lovable
weems-lost needs pussy
starjumper--used to be good but now average
vegasguy-what happened you used to be somebody
pie-the eternal cunt--needs to say something
hamdingers--living on nothing
xbilkis-get smarter
babyplease--still dumber than cardboard
powers-elitist pig--i hope the homeless kill him
penelope-nice girl--funny as hell--needs to suck more cock
merkyl--completely dead--stroke your cock asshole
bdebrun-duller than my garbage can on the street
blockhose-barelyh worth mentioning
bobbybrown--good heart but lost in the verse
nightcrawler--bring him back--decent guy with actual humor
tdugan-clever--need to see more
kf-outwits himself--needs to join the human race
lilnubber-love her--good politics
gbiad--nice guy--just go for it and get some pussy--be a man







